Pets

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:44 pm

Post 'em, fuck-o's.

Here's my 2 1/2 year old cat, Charlie...

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:47 pm

You can no longer deride Sam for his threads, ever.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:38 pm

So it has come to this. The only pet here should be a PET, and speaking of, where is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame PET ? Smackie, 88?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:39 pm

A pet PET?

I see what you did there.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:11 am

Tyson, my Toy Fox Terrier. Absolutely the sweetest, smartest dog I've ever had the pleasure and responsibilty of looking after. Adopted him from a no kill shelter last year, just spent $200 at the vet getting his yearly what such taken care of. I wouldn't spend $200 on my wife for her birthday, which is July 4th.

Do the math.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:26 am

War Wagon wrote:

RACK your pup, Wags.

Looks like you'd wear out your rotator cuff before that guy ever got tired of fetching tennis balls...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:48 am

Nice looking cat, Marty.
Very nice of Charlie to let you live in his house.

Nice dog, also, Wagon.

This thread has a bit more potential than a "Hey, look at my tree" thread.

Although Derron and Dinsdale did learn me a lot of things in that thread.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:08 am

KC Scott wrote:Now we know why Marty is so angry all the time

Marty isn't angry, he's just confused sometimes.

He confuses me anyways.

The world needs more like him so people have good reason to renew their Xanax 'script.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:25 am

War Wagon wrote:I wouldn't spend $200 on my wife for her birthday, which is July 4th.

Is this where the term " fucking the dog" comes from ?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:31 am

Papa Willie wrote:4 cats and 2 dogs. I want to kill them all.

Do the world a favor, kill yourself first.

Somebody might adopt your pets.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:01 am

War Wagon wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:4 cats and 2 dogs. I want to kill them all.
Do the world a favor, kill yourself first.

Somebody might adopt your pets.

I was going to say *phew!* At least Spray doesn't have kids.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:48 pm

This is our cat, His name is Sunny. Keep him fed or he'll bitchslap you in your own bed.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:20 pm

I named him Moving Sale. It sounds kinda funny when you call his name at a park or something.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:11 pm

Jake lying on the back of our couch with the TuneTown studio in the background.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:29 pm

Nice avatar, dude. And rack Jake.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:58 pm

BSmack wrote: This is our cat, His name is Sunny.

Sissy.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:01 pm

Love your dog, Smackie.

We had an American Beagle when I was a kid. Best damn dog ever.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:03 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Here's one of mine. "Skeeter". Long for "Skeet". Screwy has to like that.

Watch out, 'Spray...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:15 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Nice avatar, dude. And rack Jake.

Jake's the man, er dog, but has he become FUCKING FAT. Giving Spray a run for his money.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:15 pm

I like your dog, Spray. Cute dog. He's about the size of a W/D combo, obviously wouldn't fit in my apartment.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:23 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

I named him Moving Sale.

Eyes are the right color.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:29 pm

Shlomo wrote:Love your dog, Smackie.

He's a good ol' boy. Never had a beagle before; he's turned out to be a good one. Great temperament, pleasant personality. Solid jungle dweller.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Jake's the man, er dog, but has he become FUCKING FAT.

He's maybe 3-4 lbs overweight, but is in pretty good shape. He's dropped some weight over the past few months.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:22 am

Jake is the best dog, sweet loving easygoing and not really fat. The camera just adds a few pounds!

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:46 am

Jake the beagle is such a cutie. Don't know that I would ever own a beagle, a friend had one that was food obsessed. But all dogs have their issues.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:01 am

trev wrote:Jake the beagle is such a cutie. Don't know that I would ever own a beagle, a friend had one that was food obsessed.

We have to watch how much we feed Jake, but I wouldn't say he's obsessed. Just has a healthy appetite.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:03 am

The very first family pet was a beagle. Great dog, very smart, but sometimes seemed a little bi-polar, in a canine way.

Loved to jump on the windowsill and smush his nose into the glass as a way of saying he wanted inside.

Don't know that I would own another one though, as I really like Labs, especially Gold ones. Had a gold lab/german shepherd mix and that was an amazing dog. Whip smart, very athletic and endlessly playful.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:13 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
trev wrote:Jake the beagle is such a cutie. Don't know that I would ever own a beagle, a friend had one that was food obsessed.
We have to watch how much we feed Jake, but I wouldn't say he's obsessed. Just has a healthy appetite.

That is good. This dog I was talking about would go to great lengths to get food. My last dog, who I miss so much was very polite that way. He loved carrots and apples, which seemed to keep him slimmer. He would not touch food that wasn't "his."

I really love dogs so much. But my husband isn't ready to let us get another one, yet.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:16 am

trev wrote: My last dog, who I miss so much was very polite that way. He loved carrots and apples, which seemed to keep him slimmer. He would not touch food that wasn't "his."

Jake's polite as well, and likes carrots, too. He does like what we eat, but waits until we give it to him.

Why aren't you in chat where you belong?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:18 am

Here is my sweet boy who died in December. Miss him.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:19 am

Looks a little like my daughter's dog, oreo.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:19 am

Heading to chat soon! :)

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:40 am

trev wrote:Heading to chat soon! :)

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:42 am

There's nothing wrong with fat dogs. Jake rules.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:25 pm

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:24 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I think that's his foot! Might be a turd. No telling.

It's his foot.

Bikini model, eh Sam?

Python · Post by **Python** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:15 pm

Screw you guys. RIP Hedges.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:22 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Bikini model, eh Sam?
Turd? Nah, she's just an old mutt. I'll tell her you asked about her.

No, you idiot. Christ, you're even dumber than I thought.

Lay off the fucking painkillers.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:31 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Good god, man! Laugh once in a while.

He's bitter that his rental apartment doesn't allow pets as well as washers and dryers.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:42 am

Jsc810 wrote:he ain't much of a hunting dog anymore.

Jake never has been much of a hunter. The instinct is there, but he wasn't gifted with innate skill and hasn't "hunted" anything other than the local squirrels & rabbits, never successfully. His value lies elsewhere. I'll let you know when I determine where that it is.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:02 pm

Snowy. The second best dog in the whole world.

My sis-in-law's dog watchin' me get my drunk on in the backyard...