Happy Birthday, 'Murica!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'll be celebrating tonight the way any freedom loving American would: slamming shitty domestic beer, watching dumbasses shoot off cheap fireworks, and dragging homosexuals from behind my pickup truck.

It's good to be an American.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Can I be a temporary, honorary American just for today?

[R-Jack]

Don't forget dressing like Apollo Creed before he was beaten to death.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Can I be a temporary, honorary American just for today?

Of course, my friend. The hallmark of Americans is our acceptance and tolerance of others.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

On that note, please enjoy some New Pornos on this day of celebration, my Americanuckian pal -- one of the great conglomerations of American & Canadian artistry.

[War Wagon]

...watching dumbasses shoot off cheap fireworks...

They aren't cheap, just worthless. I quit buying them a few years ago but I used to waste waaay too much money on something that went up in smoke. The next day you have boxes full of trash on your hands and kick yourself once again for being so foolish.

Despite my non-participation in said foolishness, my 'hood will be like a war zone tonight and well into the next morning, keeping me up half the night. :brad:

And it really sucks for most dogs, who are absolutely terrified of the damn things.

It's good to be an American.

This is still true.

[BarFlie]

I love the smell of fireworks in the morning.

[BarFlie]

I love the smell of fireworks in the morning.

[Screw_Michigan]

On that note, please enjoy some New Pornos on this day of celebration, my Americanuckian pal -- one of the great conglomerations of American & Canadian artistry.

Few dudes badder than Carl Newman, no doubt about that.