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mvscal wrote:Actually, yours is a pretty common reaction. I wouldn't let one douchebucket throw you off. San Antonio and Austin are pretty cool places to visit. All of central Texas Hill country is worth visiting. It is the epicenter of BBQ brisket on planet earth.
I really wish I hadn't been working 8-10 hours a day while I was in Hill Country. Particularly when I was in Austin.
Houston is essentially the large colon of Texas.
Hard to argue with that.
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mvscal wrote:Houston is essentially the large colon of Texas.
While Beaumont, about 45 minutes east, is a polyp. And don't even talk to me about Texas BBQ or brisket, they haven't a clue. You might be able to get a good taco there...

San Antonio is awesome, though. Not for the Alamo as it was a bit disappointing but the river walk was amazing. At least it was in 1980 when we got a day pass from Lackland AFB and basic training. I'm sure it's probably even better now.
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War Wagon wrote: And don't even talk to me about Texas BBQ or brisket, they haven't a clue. You might be able to get a good taco there...
You have uttered an astonishing number of stupid things over the years, but this one might your masterpiece.

Stunning ignorance is gracefully intertwined with bovine stupidity and beautifully accented by brainlessly narrow-minded provincialism. A truly remarkable example of KC imbecility.
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I thought he was referring to brisket in Beaumont.

That's not hill country, that's coonass country.

They smoke opossum, not beef.
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Stunning ignorance is gracefully
intertwined with bovine stupidity
and beautifully accented by brainlessly
narrow-minded provincialism.


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mvscal wrote: Stunning ignorance is gracefully intertwined with bovine stupidity and beautifully accented by brainlessly narrow-minded provincialism. A truly remarkable example of KC imbecility.
Oh now you did it. Like that little boy kicking the McDonald's woman punching his mom in the face, Duhhron will be by any time now to run some IKYABWAI smack.
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Carson wrote:I thought he was referring to brisket in Beaumont.

That's not hill country, that's coonass country.

They smoke opossum, not beef.
Well, he said Texas not Beaumont.
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mvscal wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:The people ARE awesome down here.
Sure, if you like assholes. Sorry, dude. Houston blows goats.
This x100000
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Wags, just shut the fuck up. Texas BBQ is the shit.

The Houston area is touching 5million+ people now, so obviously there are some assholes in the mix, but overall this city has southern hospitality coursing through its veins. I don't know...maybe y'all have had some bad experiences, but more times than not, people are always willing to help you with car trouble, invite you over for food and drinks, let you borrow something you need, or just take the time to talk to you.

I love it here and never plan on leaving. Except maybe when I get older and take all of my vacation during the summer and heading up to the San Juan Islands to eat crab cakes, salmon, and drink the best fucking IPAs on the planet.
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Went for a four mile walk at dusk last night

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"At least it was in 1980 when we got a day pass from Lackland AFB and basic training. I'm sure it's probably even better now."

It wasn't that special in 1959 when I got a day pass from Lackland...come to think of it, it didn't exist.
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Papa Willie wrote:http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/morn ... becue.html

I'll take Georgia BBQ. Guess I'm not the only one...


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