Oldies but goodies

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:39 pm

ChargerMike wrote:Pinky...Jim will unfriend me over this but hey, it's nostalgia fun day.

So, who is that guy and why is he wearing a Star Trek uniform?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:49 pm

Feelsdicks

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:51 pm

ChargerMike wrote:

What the fuck?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:23 am

actually, I'm pretty sure she dumped his ass a few years back.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:26 am

No words are necessary.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:33 am

War Wagon wrote:actually, I'm pretty sure she dumped his ass a few years back.

Pretty sure that was just a bit.

Python · Post by **Python** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:33 pm

Jsc810 wrote: I believe that plunger came from Smackie, who had a story of where it came from but I've now forgotten it.

Dude, you're the one who brought it to the Troll Stop and gave it to Smackie. Hospital anesthesia must rot the brain.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:34 pm

Python wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: I believe that plunger came from Smackie, who had a story of where it came from but I've now forgotten it.
Dude, you're the one who brought it to the Troll Stop and gave it to Smackie. Hospital anesthesia must rot the brain.

His hospital anesthesia must've rotted my brain, too, cuz I don't remember getting it from him.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:48 pm

poptart wrote:Feelsdicks

He certainly does.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:09 pm

Yours undoubtably

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:47 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Yours undoubtably

I Know He's Gay But So Are You Because You Have Sex With Him?

Really? You just went IKHGBSAYBYHSWH?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:58 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: IKHGBSAYBYHSWH?

I'm not reading all of that.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:28 pm

mvscal wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:Pinky...Jim will unfriend me over this but hey, it's nostalgia fun day.

So, who is that guy and why is he wearing a Star Trek uniform?

it was dress like Mr. Spock day at the office.....

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:57 pm

Nice hair

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:37 pm

Dress like Mr. Spock day, dress like I gargle cock day?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:44 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice hair

thanks dude, lot grayer now....that photo is about 14 years old

here's a more recent one.....

I was playing in a golf tourney in Seattle and the guy I'm standing next to is Adam Eaton, former pitcher for the Padres, Rangers and Phillies

that cat can absolutely hammer a golf ball.....two drives that were over 350 yards....at sea level that's pretty insane....

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:28 pm

You're not helping yourself.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:35 am

Carson wrote:You're not helping yourself.

not trying to help myself, just providing updated info on a 14 year old picture.....

who the fuck cares what I look like?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:24 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Jay looks a bit effeminate. Explains a lot.

If wishes were dreams, you'd be covered in cream...old man.

Why don't you finally wax-ball up old timer, and post a picture of your sorry sagging ass, so the gallery can give you a little critique too.

But no, you're to gutless to do that, aren't you Gobbles McToothless.

Fuck off, dull eyes.

RIP.ST · Post by **RIP.ST** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:12 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dvert.html

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:27 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Jay looks a bit effeminate. Explains a lot.
If wishes were dreams, you'd be covered in cream...old man.

Why don't you finally wax-ball up old timer, and post a picture of your sorry sagging ass, so the gallery can give you a little critique too.

But no, you're to gutless to do that, aren't you Gobbles McToothless.

Fuck off, dull eyes.

How do you post pictures?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:22 pm

BSmack wrote:

San Francisco Troll Stop L-R CM-Luth-Jay-Todd-Paint-Toos.jpg

are those guys doing blow at the table next to them?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:How do you post pictures?

Well, first you have to be man enough to take a photo. That's one.

Second, you have to time stamp it and prove with some veracity it's actually you.

Third, you have to have the waxed balls to add it to this board, and not those shriveled and wrinkled, sad little raisins you call a nut sack.

Fourth, you have to be a man and be honest with yourself, and take as well as you give.

Of course, this disqualifies you from the get go, doesn't it you yellow little prune?

Have a good day buddy!!!

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:32 am

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:57 am

You're the man, Whitey. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:43 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:How do you post pictures?
Well, first you have to be man enough to take a photo. That's one.

Second, you have to time stamp it and prove with some veracity it's actually you.

Third, you have to have the waxed balls to add it to this board, and not those shriveled and wrinkled, sad little raisins you call a nut sack.

Fourth, you have to be a man and be honest with yourself, and take as well as you give.

Of course, this disqualifies you from the get go, doesn't it you yellow little prune?

Have a good day buddy!!!

You seem to have an unnatural preoccupation with my impeccably groomed genitalia.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:11 am

Goober McTuber wrote:How do you post pictures?

Is this a joke? Are you serious?

Is he serious?

Was that serious?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:49 am

ChargerMike wrote:

That does it... I'm not buying any real estate thru a stalker that clips and saves pics from 2001 and I'm canceling my Linked In subscription.

The Crusaders will once again make it a point to thump Tradebait in the 13th year of JAFFL.

You could at least share the love by including Scott and Truman in that pic. Sheesh!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:23 am

Felix wrote:

Wait, can't really tell from the pic, but...

are you rocking a visor?

Kill yourself now.

Yeah, I know you thought it was either cool or practical on the golf course, but trust me when I say, from the bottom of my heart...

it ain't. Never was, and 100 years from now, still won't be.

Stop it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:54 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:How do you post pictures?
Is this a joke? Are you serious?

Is he serious?

Was that serious?

It was hilarious back on Smack Chat II.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You seem to have an unnatural preoccupation with my impeccably groomed genitalia.

Not at all Goober, it's just the little things are so easy to make fun of.

Now go ahead and get in your last word, then how about both of us give it a rest, for the good of the board.

M'kay?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:25 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You seem to have an unnatural preoccupation with my impeccably groomed genitalia.
Not at all Goober, it's just the little things are so easy to make fun of.

Just curious as to how you would have any idea about its size. I think you're trying to provoke me to post another photo.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:31 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Just curious as to how you would have any idea about its size.

Your personality lends all the insight one needs.

But on the bright side, I'm sure you have Moving Sale beat by a country mile.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:38 pm

Oh, come on. That's my message board personality.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:53 pm

And maybe MeatSpeculator is Jay's message board personality... one never knows, do one.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:12 pm

One of the all time classics.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:48 am

I've been waiting patiently for orc to dig up his Pinky - R-E-S-P-E-C-T post and plop it down in here, but I guess he was run.

Or... Crouching Pinky, Hidden Potato.

Btw, Feelsdicks, what's the deal with your hair in this picture?

Because it sort of blends in with the trees, maybe people haven't noticed that it looks like you stuck your finger in a light socket.

And you need to lose some of that office-jockey gut you've got going.

Treadmill.

Scott, how 'bout that old NyeMan pic -- with him and his pasty college buddies posturing and trying to look all hard and shit?

Do you still have that?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:06 am

Great thread!

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:09 pm

BSmack wrote:

One of the all time classics.

Winner! however, I'm digging to find Orc's vid.