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poptart, the time has come...YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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Your daughter marries a gold toofed, Nation Of Islam drug dealer (who is also baby-daddy to a dozen other chirrens)...

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...or...

...your son announces he's decided to live an alternative lifestyle with his life-partner "Charles".

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DECIDE.
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"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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"Oh Dad...how was the flight from Seoul? Gosh...let me just clean up around here...Charles is still at Pilates class...


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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I must choose one of your options?

Wow, and all this time I thought I had avoided hell.


I choose door #2.
It can still be a potentially workable situation -- or even a great opportunity.

#1 looks very troubling.
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'tart...you're a good fellow.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image

"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
:lol:
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image

"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
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Shut up little Hymie, I'll deal with you later
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I believe the hypothetical little brown child belongs to poptart, not Marty.
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I would have to take the 'mo over the mudshark as well.

The mo is simply a defective unit. Somehow, somewhere a wire got crossed or some bio-chemical connection wasn't made. Nothing you can do about that.

Now, if your daughter is a mudshark, you have failed utterly as parent and a human being. That one is on you.
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Imus wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image

"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
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Shut up little Hymie, I'll deal with you later

NO schvoogies...
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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That little black hebrew arab looks a Lot like Marty!
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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poptart wrote: I choose door #2.
It can still be a potentially workable situation -- or even a great opportunity.
What if he's a mudshark
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