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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »
Your daughter marries a gold toofed, Nation Of Islam drug dealer (who is also baby-daddy to a dozen other chirrens)...
...or...
...your son announces he's decided to live an alternative lifestyle with his life-partner "Charles".
DECIDE.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »
"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »
"Oh Dad...how was the flight from Seoul? Gosh...let me just clean up around here...Charles is still at Pilates class...

rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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poptart
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by poptart »
I must choose one of your options?
Wow, and all this time I thought I had avoided hell.
I choose door #2.
It can still be a potentially workable situation -- or even a great opportunity.
#1 looks very troubling.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »
'tart...you're a good fellow.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Carson
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by Carson »
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Imus
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by Imus »
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
Shut up little Hymie, I'll deal with you later
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber »
I believe the hypothetical little brown child belongs to poptart, not Marty.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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mvscal
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by mvscal »
I would have to take the 'mo over the mudshark as well.
The mo is simply a defective unit. Somehow, somewhere a wire got crossed or some bio-chemical connection wasn't made. Nothing you can do about that.
Now, if your daughter is a mudshark, you have failed utterly as parent and a human being. That one is on you.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »
Imus wrote:Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
"Grandpa...why won't you hug me?"
Shut up little Hymie, I'll deal with you later
NO
schvoogies...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Imus
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by Imus »
That little black hebrew arab looks a Lot like Marty!
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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R-Jack
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by R-Jack »
poptart wrote:
I choose door #2.
It can still be a potentially workable situation -- or even a great opportunity.
What if he's a mudshark