Well you can't say they don't know their customers

[R-Jack]

So whist getting shit to adorn the wall of my new place, I grab something small from one of these modern decorating/furniture sites. Naturally, you get the daily updates and offers of "items you might like"

This was suggested as art for the bedroom.



No. This is not a DiY project site.

[Atomic Punk]

What, smackaholic knocks over a can of primer off his ladder onto something and now gets paid for it?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What, smackaholic knocks over a can of primer off his ladder onto something and now gets paid for it?

Not bad. I'll get the much lower hanging fruit out of the way.

What, Screwey dumps his bucket onto a piece of canvas and now gets paid for it?

[R-Jack]

m2's lower back is now considered modern art?

[Moving Sale]

Your daughter's ass crack after a visit with daddy is considered modern art?

[Goober McTuber]

Your daughter's ass crack after a visit with daddy is considered modern art?

Wow.

What the hell did R-Jack post that prompted all your pedo/incest comments?! No one else seems to be following suit.

You really gotta be careful in here. One seemingly inocuous slip-up can brand you for life.

You don't even have to slip up. Sometimes another poster's fevered imagination is enough. I tagged Screwball as a jizz-mopper once, and now he's president of their union.

[Dinsdale]

Remember -- MS thinks he's funny, intelligent, and doesn't suffer from dwarfism...

In other words, he's delusional.

He's been asked to back up his allegations repeatedly, and runs like a bitch every time.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You really gotta be careful in here. One seemingly inocuous slip-up can brand you for life.

Except in this instance in which the "brand" has gained zero traction outside of one bitter dwarf. Not only that, but he can't even get a rise out of his intended target.

Multiple levels of fail.

There often comes a point when the insulter looks a lot worse than the insultee. Obsession over pedo incest without even so much as a humorous twist, would be a good example.

[Moving Sale]

He's been asked to back up his allegations repeatedly, and runs like a bitch every time.

Utter bullshit. I'm right here.

[Moving Sale]

I appreciate y'all clearing that up. I've never seen anything posted by R-Jack even remotely deserving of such nastiness.

Because you are blind or don't pay attention.

[Moving Sale]

What the hell did R-Jack post that prompted all your pedo/incest comments?! No one else seems to be following suit.

You really gotta be careful in here. One seemingly inocuous slip-up can brand you for life.

He was the head of the Pedo in Seattle crowd. I posted a few posts about him fucking his daughter to see how he liked it and that would have been the end of it till he banned me because I did to him what he did to Diego. Once he banned me I knew it was in his head so I have stuck with it. Hope that helps.

[Moving Sale]

You really gotta be careful in here. One seemingly inocuous slip-up can brand you for life.

Except in this instance in which the "brand" has gained zero traction outside of one bitter dwarf. Not only that, but he can't even get a rise out of his intended target.

Multiple levels of fail.

There often comes a point when the insulter looks a lot worse than the insultee. Obsession over pedo incest without even so much as a humorous twist, would be a good example.

Which is why he banned me over it. Good god you are dumb.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I've never felt comfortable with the Diego crap either.

Ditto.

[mvscal]

I've never felt comfortable with the Diego crap either.

Ditto.

[Moving Sale]

I'm not all bent out of shape and it happened a lot less than 10 years ago.

[R-Jack]

He was the head of the Pedo in Seattle crowd. I posted a few posts about him fucking his daughter to see how he liked it and that would have been the end of it till he banned me because I did to him what he did to Diego. Once he banned me I knew it was in his head so I have stuck with it. Hope that helps.

Since I've never had the admin keys, I'm going to have to call bullshit on your version. Wanna take another run at it?

[Moving Sale]

Oh that's right. You deleted my posts and then lied to admins about me spamming the board. I had you on tilt hard. Fun times.

[R-Jack]

So you're going to suggest I'm a liar while being perfectly ok with saying I banned you till you got called on your bullshit? Yeah, this is going great for you.

[Moving Sale]

I forgot how it actually went down, you corrected me, I admitted my mistake. You are still a yellow fuck with a thin skin and a taste for your daughters cunt. I'm doing just fine.

[Dinsdale]

I forgot how it actually went down

Ya'think?

He was the head of the Pedo in Seattle crowd.

Hello?

The story of that has been hashed out, and RJack most certainly wasn't. It was from the old school shit when there was a Twat Bitch IRC channel, and a BS hack was run on Diego, that made it look like he was logged into multiple kiddyporn channels. The person who did it made sure there were witnesses (and maybe took screen grabs, but that's been a lot of years), then made a weaksauce attempt at making a big deal about it, but the hungry wolves (that would be you clowns, excluding the angel known as Yours Truly) ran with it anyway.

The lone perp in the case went by the name of Zyclone.


And I've always had this thing where posters' kids are off limits (and I'm childless, as far as monthly checks go anyway). Moms, Dads, Uncles (and I'm guessing over half this board's membership has a Special Uncle, judging from your social ineptness, and most varieties of pets are certainly fair game, but the kids aren't.

Mr. Sale, as someone who brought their kid to meet a bunch of Clones (rack my retro shit), I'm sure you can appreciate my viewpoint, and consider doing a cease and desist...


you contemptible dicknose*.







* -- I was considered calling you "assface," but then I considered the proximity of the two elements of that slur, and decided that with the short distance between, the confusion could be attributed to astigmatism, so I gave your face/ass the benefit of the doubt.

[Moving Sale]

I don't think I said he started it I said he was leading the charge. Which at the time this started he was. If he wants to just admit he was bringing the pedo smack hard and heavy and throw in a small mea culpa that will be the last you hear of it from me. I'm betting the under but we will see wont we?

[R-Jack]

You want me to admit that I was running pedo smack on Diego? Posting history out front could've told you that.

Uh, yeah. I ran pedo smack. It's in my past and quite possibly in my future.

As far as how I feel about it being levied at me, I never really given much of a fuck. First off, since I've been running that type of smack, it's obviously not off limits. Second, there wasn't a simple loose shred of context to it, unlike Diego (and don't act like it was me leading the charge twat. My ex-wives had left the stable long before I came to the party)

So I took it for what it is. A bitter chimp throwing feces at a wall praying for it to stick. That's not me deflecting emotion either. I knew he was a child playing with a pop gun because I never gave him the ammo, so no asses of rats were given. The biggest reaction I had was "Hey, I have a son too". I mean, if you are gripping so hard for an angle that you have to make it up out of thin air, at least double down faggot.

So there. I admitted something that I wasn't very shy about. Since Diego still posts here, it would seem that he isn't too bent out shape over it. I probably will call him a pedophile in the future. Please know that it is not because I actually think he goes around raping boys like a bishop on ecstasy. I'll probably do it just to piss off someone who actually is short, fat, bald and bitter and is more butthurt about Diego's plight than Diego himself

There's what you were looking for. Hope your years of being unfunny were worth it for this moment.

As far as you stopping...do what you want. If you want to continue on with a thing that has no origin, had made not one person chuckle and your intended target is ambivalent about that you started for reasons you are not quite sure of, go ahead. This thing has always said way more about you than it ever did about me.

[Goober McTuber]

It's been a while since anyone bothered to archive a thread. This might be a candidate.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You want me to admit that I was running pedo smack on Diego? Posting history out front could've told you that.

Uh, yeah. I ran pedo smack. It's in my past and quite possibly in my future.

As far as how I feel about it being levied at me, I never really given much of a fuck. First off, since I've been running that type of smack, it's obviously not off limits. Second, there wasn't a simple loose shred of context to it, unlike Diego (and don't act like it was me leading the charge twat. My ex-wives had left the stable long before I came to the party)

So I took it for what it is. A bitter chimp throwing feces at a wall praying for it to stick. That's not me deflecting emotion either. I knew he was a child playing with a pop gun because I never gave him the ammo, so no asses of rats were given. The biggest reaction I had was "Hey, I have a son too". I mean, if you are gripping so hard for an angle that you have to make it up out of thin air, at least double down faggot.

So there. I admitted something that I wasn't very shy about. Since Diego still posts here, it would seem that he isn't too bent out shape over it. I probably will call him a pedophile in the future. Please know that it is not because I actually think he goes around raping boys like a bishop on ecstasy. I'll probably do it just to piss off someone who actually is short, fat, bald and bitter and is more butthurt about Diego's plight than Diego himself

There's what you were looking for. Hope your years of being unfunny were worth it for this moment.

As far as you stopping...do what you want. If you want to continue on with a thing that has no origin, had made not one person chuckle and your intended target is ambivalent about that you started for reasons you are not quite sure of, go ahead. This thing has always said way more about you than it ever did about me.

Oh, boy.

Get ready for a seething, humorless parsed out c&p of every single sentence to demonstrate how stupid you are and how not-mad he is about all of this.

[Moving Sale]

Oh, boy.

Boy? You mean like the poor little boys you molest? Why would you do that? Do you know the mental destruction you are causing by giving in to your sick urges? You need help and incarceration. Maybe even castration.

Get ready for a seething,

Look you pedophilic piece of bat guano, molesting kids is wrong, be it boys (like you) or girls (like R-Jackmeofflittlegirl). It’s sick and twisted and selfish and destructive and you are the lowest form of life for having done it.

humorless

You want humorless? I got your humorless right here…

parsed out c&p of every single sentence to demonstrate how stupid you are

Every single sentence? Fuck you. I’ll even break a sentence into multiple cut and pastes you sick kiddie diddler.

and how not-mad he is about all of this.

You are the child fucker with multiple victims. I think you might want to look at them and see how mad they are before you going worrying about me.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh, wonderful. Look who manufactured a new "meme" to beat into the ground for the next six months.

This thing has always said way more about you than it ever did about me.

Indeed it does.

[Screw_Michigan]

My ex-wives

As in multiple?

[Screw_Michigan]

My ex-wives

As in multiple?

Somebody call me?

He's following in your footsteps.

[R-Jack]

Horses leaving the stable just seemed to have more bite than a singular horse leaving the stable. I forgot that you're that guy who needs everything spelled out for you.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm sticking around just long enough for Moving Sale's foal joke...

...then I'm outta here.


:|

[Dinsdale]

A quick question between volleys:

Is every last one of you tards' comma keys broken?

Fuckin'A.

Some of these blasts would be most RACKable if I didn't have to read them twice to figure out WTF you were trying to say.

Damn, my lucidity when logged in here of late is questionable (translation: nonexistent), but I can still mix in a wee bit of punctuation to make my slurred typing at least slightly understandable.


TIA

[Rooster]

This is getting good.

[Moving Sale]

Damn, my lucidity when logged in here of late is questionable (translation: nonexistent), but I can still mix in a wee bit of punctuation to make my slurred typing at least slightly understandable.


TIA

You can? When are you going to start?

[Moving Sale]

Do tell.

[Moving Sale]

So you have no facts to back up your post and you are, as usual, just flinging poo.

[Felix]

He was the head of the Pedo in Seattle crowd. I posted a few posts about him fucking his daughter to see how he liked it and that would have been the end of it till he banned me because I did to him what he did to Diego. Once he banned me I knew it was in his head so I have stuck with it. Hope that helps.

none of that pedo shit is funny, regardless of who it's directed at and it never will be....the fact that you're unable to grasp that simple concept is what makes you.....you
but at least you're not AP......

[Moving Sale]

He was the head of the Pedo in Seattle crowd. I posted a few posts about him fucking his daughter to see how he liked it and that would have been the end of it till he banned me because I did to him what he did to Diego. Once he banned me I knew it was in his head so I have stuck with it. Hope that helps.

none of that pedo shit is funny, regardless of who it's directed at and it never will be....the fact that you're unable to grasp that simple concept is what makes you.....you
but at least you're not AP......

I don't like it either and I asked politely many times for the perps to stop. That didn't happen, in fact R-jackmeofflittlegirl, doubled down and stepped up the pace. This was the next step. You don't like it? Get that horrid Pedo from Rodeo to swear off it. Until then? Get used to it.