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Darwin? I know one thing's for sure, he had bigger balls than you.
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If you are saying Darwin because he returned after being captured once, :?
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Pretty sure this isn't Chuck D territory.

He knew the risks. Would you call "Chuck D" on a firefighter who escapes a collapsing building, only to be killed in another collapse months later?



I know journalism is merely "media-tainment" for you Americans.
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You don't hold journalism in high regard. I get it.

I don't blame you. What should be understood as the bulwark for a free and democratic society is nothing more than a clown show in the U.S. of A.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You don't hold journalism in high regard.
Why should we? Journalism is stone dead. It simply no longer exists...anywhere in the world. It is nothing more than issue advocacy at best and agitprop at worst.

Journalists no longer report facts. They "shape opinion."
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KC Scott wrote:Mr War Correspondent is now dead as fuck because he pressed his luck
Huh. And here I was thinking he was dead because some Muslim maniac sawed his head off.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You don't hold journalism in high regard. I get it.

Do you? I have seen your news and read your papers. Journalism is no better north of the border than south of it. Taking a poll of how residents of________ town feel about the situation in Missouri isn't journalism. Shaping a story to lead readers to a specific conclusion isn't journalism.
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Sudden Sam wrote:but we have got to put troops back in there and annihilate these bastards.
Fuck that. If Iraqis aren't going to fight for their own country, why the fuck should we?
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Sudden Sam wrote:We can give the whole damn north of Iraq and Syria to the Kurds, but these caliphate promoters have got to go.
Then let the Arabs and Kurds handle it. We've done enough bleeding for those savages. I'm all out of shits to give.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Not because of the reporter's murder, but we have got to put troops back in there and annihilate these bastards.

Last night I saw a photo of ISIS fighters holding a nude woman. Her throat had been deeply slashed and one guy was twisting her head, draining her blood into a pan held by another "soldier".

Another photo was of a small child...maybe three years old...looking up with three rifles aimed at its head.

They were on some Catholic site. I didn't save them or post them because I knew you folks would freak out.

On the other hand, maybe all these reports of ISIS atrocities are BS and they're really a bunch of Boy Scouts.
So, did you watch the beheading video?
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Sudden Sam wrote:Can they stop these freakin' ISIS animals?
They outnumber them and outgun them. If they can't, fuck 'em.
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Papa Willie wrote:A dick-soaked liberal reporter.
Pretty much. He had about two years to ponder the wisdom of embedding himself with the Free Syrian Army, though. Probably not such a good idea in retrospect.

https://twitter.com/jfoleyjourno/with_replies
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mvscal wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You don't hold journalism in high regard.
Why should we? Journalism is stone dead. It simply no longer exists...anywhere in the world. It is nothing more than issue advocacy at best and agitprop at worst.

Journalists no longer report facts. They "shape opinion."
I was listening to Rush today bitch and moan about how people never report anything anymore, and how they just give their opinion. That fat fuck is always good for a laugh.
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mvscal wrote: We've done enough bleeding for those savages.
Cut your finger on a potato peeler during the first Desert Storm eh?
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Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You don't hold journalism in high regard.
Why should we? Journalism is stone dead. It simply no longer exists...anywhere in the world. It is nothing more than issue advocacy at best and agitprop at worst.

Journalists no longer report facts. They "shape opinion."
I was listening to Rush today bitch and moan about how people never report anything anymore, and how they just give their opinion. That fat fuck is always good for a laugh.
Rush isn't a reporter. You are an idiot, though.
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Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote: We've done enough bleeding for those savages.
Cut your finger on a potato peeler during the first Desert Storm eh?
Not too much potato peeling going on 1500 meters behind the FLOT.
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KC Scott wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Can they stop these freakin' ISIS animals?
No

But as MVS pointed out it's not our job to be World Police unless our interest are threatened
Nonsense. There are too many Shiites and Kurds in Iraq. ISIS will get sorted...eventually. In the meantime, Muslims are killing Muslims so I fail to see any downside here.
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I'm not surprised the Rush comment went way over your head.
So you didn't shed any blood for the cause?
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ISIS is a CIA storefront. Even Al Queda calls "bullshit" on these freaks.
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Who gives a fuck? Winning a couple battles makes you unstoppable?

That is an incredibly idiotic take.
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These guys were "unbeatable" too.

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KC Scott wrote:Saying the Iraqi Army and the Kurds can stop them is asinine
:meds:

You really don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The Iraqi Army has about 250,000 troops. The Kurdish peshmerga have another 200,000 troops. Shiite militias could probably field another 50,000.

ISIS has far less than 20,000 troops.
Iraqi and Kurdish forces recapture Mosul dam from Isis

Iraqi security spokesman confirms crucial dam has been retaken from jihadists, but fighting continues in adjoining facilities

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/a ... l-dam-isis
There is no way ISIS can win that war. The numbers will tell in the end.
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KC Scott wrote:ISIS is very stoppable
Yes.

Have your State Department put a stop on their cheques.
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Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote: We've done enough bleeding for those savages.
Cut your finger on a potato peeler during the first Desert Storm eh?
What was your military service you pinko faggot ?
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Derron wrote: What was your military service you pinko faggot ?
I serviced a hot JAG officer for a few hours 5 or so years ago. Funny thing is I thought it was an honorable discharge, but she thought otherwise. You know how some chicks are when you get it in their hair eh?
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KC Scott wrote:Yes the Military Superiority you list obviously explains how ISIS is backpedaling, losing ground and on the run in Northern Iraq
ISIS beheaded the guy in trying to get America to quit bombing the shit out of them. They are threatening more but the airstrikes will only continue if not increase after that show and tell. On that, Dems and Reps can agree. Hunt them down in every last stinking rathole they scurry into. Exterminate them like the vermin they are.

Let the Kurds or whomever come in and mop up afterwards.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Sotloff's dome lopped as well.
I'm sure our turd colored Pres__ent will express his sincere condolences to the Sotloff family from a hot tub while sipping an umbrella drink and give his earnest reassurance that, while we don't yet have a plan to deal with ISIS, we are working very diligently toward that goal.


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This guy makes Jimmy Carter look like Charles-fucking-Bronson.

:doh:

How can you people even go abroad and admit you're Americans?

Carson...your thoughts?
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
How can you people even go abroad and admit you're Americans?
Take it up with all the libtards who openly admitted they voted for this cocksucker. They might have a clue.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:This guy makes Jimmy Carter look like Charles-fucking-Bronson.

:doh:

How can you people even go abroad and admit you're Americans?

Carson...your thoughts?
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