I have an irrational fear of taking a shit on a plane.
Like, if something happens, I'll be trapped in this tiny little fecal coffin and rescue crews will pry open the door of the shitter...and my mangled corpse will be covered in shit...where my last few moments alive were spent in a panic as the pilot planted our flight into the side of a mountain.
So, I try to force a deuce before take-off...but I'm told you shouldn't do that because it leads to hemorrhoids and anal fissures.
Would prayer help? Can I choose any denomination, or does that depend on the airline?
Adult diapers are OUT OF THE QUESTION. Go fuck yourself.
Alleviate fear with prayer
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Alleviate fear with prayer
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Alleviate fear with prayer
Philippians 4:6
Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.
Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.
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Just move to SEC territory. Problem solved.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Acknowledging your problem is the first step on the road to recovery. Props.Sudden Sam wrote:Where'd the goddamn DELETE button go? I posted some crap here and couldn't delete it.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Alleviate fear with prayer
Thanks guys. This really might help.
You're the best.
You're the best.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Alleviate fear with prayer
So don't fly then, simple as that.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I have an irrational fear of taking a shit on a plane.
It might but Xanax would help more. Save your most fervent prayer for when trev finally catches up with you.Would prayer help?