Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board

[Wolfman]

We need a resident artist like Bill Talley back in the day.

[The Seer]

Why would he tap his foot?

He can just walk under the door.

So you are obssesed with my body too. Do you guys have a club or are you all independently obssesed with my body?

Technically, it would be lack of body.

[Smackie Chan]

Should make a nice avatar...

Moving Sale, a disgraced lawyer, is sitting in a jail cell when a guard approaches with a very large black guy, opens the cell door and says, "You got a new roommate. Say hi to Invictus." The guard locks the door then leaves as Vic turns to MS, "How long is your sorry ass in for?" MS replies, "10 years." Vic says, "What a coincidence. Me too. So looks like we gonna have some sort of relationship." MS mutters, "Oh no." Vic says, "Oh, yes. I ain't going 10 years without some sort of sex." MS mutters again, "Oh no." Vic says, "Oh yes. Me and you gonna have a relationship whether you like it or not. But I'm going to give you a choice. You can either be the husband or the wife. Which do you prefer?" MS is a bit relieved and says, "Well if you're going to give me a choice, if you don't mind, I'd like to be the husband." Vic replies, "Okay, from now on you are the husband." Vic then drops his pants and says, "Now get over here and start sucking on your wife's big black cock."

[Jay in Phoenix]

We offer our services, from Luther of the House of Missing Fingers and Mace of the House of Abused Sheep



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