Pets

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:12 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Snowy. The second best dog in the whole world.

Jake says thanks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:23 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Snowy. The second best dog in the whole world.
Jake says thanks.

That's what I meant.

:wink:

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:44 pm

We lost this guy this morning. I was hunting in east Texas when the OL called and said he woke her up this morning to go outside and that is where laid down one final time. Best dog I ever had.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:01 pm

That sucks.

Sorry to hear that.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:54 pm

Sucks indeed. Dogs are cool. Way cooler than people.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:58 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Sucks indeed. Dogs are cool. Way cooler than people.

Yes they are.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:04 am

RACK that pooch, Co0gs'

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:48 am

Here is my pain in the ass dog. Gotta love him though.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:59 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Here's one of mine. "Skeeter". Long for "Skeet". Screwy has to like that.

He doesn't look like one of your avatar stars...

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:43 pm

My other Doggie.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:43 am

Goddamn kids getting high in the basement again...

Don't pet her....in fact, don't even look at her. Just go away unless you have treats.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:17 am

Cats are pussies.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:34 am

mvscal wrote:

Dude, there was like, this mouse...and I was all like...uhhh...dude...and then that...when that...uhhh...dude, what were we talking about?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:52 am

Cats are cute. But they're assholes.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:16 pm

Cats don't have "owners" or "masters" -- they have "staff."

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:23 pm

trev wrote:Cats are cute. But they're assholes.

They all have different personalities. Very few cats are genuine assholes, though. They simply don't suffer fools gladly. They aren't dogs so don't try to treat them like your snuggly, tummy rub knoogy buddy and you'll be all right.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:58 pm

schmick wrote: Miss Hurley at the ball park

I'm sure her housebreaking period was a real pleasure for her.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:45 pm

I see no reason to own a pitbull. So many other better dogs.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:05 pm

Nothing sweeter than a man and his dog.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:24 pm

I have a cat from hell. This is a screenshot from a snapchat my roommate sent in which the fucker attacked the carpet and pulled it all up and shredded it.

Pm: Trev - my ex even re-painted the room in feb and still couldn't be bothered to do baseboards :/

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:34 pm

molly wrote:I have a cat from hell.

You need to get her a scratching post and play with her at least 15-20 minutes a day. They don't do shit like that unless they're bored.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:36 pm

I took care of my neighbors cat all summer a few years back. Sweet girl, or so I thought. She was friendly, lovable, free-spirit. I would feed her daily and put her in every night so she wouldn't get eaten by a coyote. One night she didn't come home. I went over there several times, until the wee hours of the morning, no cat. I worried and worried. She finally came home the next night. Whew, I didn't have to tell my neighbors their cat was missing. All was well. A few days later, she came over to my front yard to see me and get petted. Then she pee-d on my house. Right in front of me. What??????

By the way, she's now dead. Someone called and said she was hit by a car.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:43 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:She looks like she can do a shitload of pushups.

She'd better...'cause there's a coat-hanger with her name on it if she doesn't.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:56 pm

He has two scratching posts plus toys.

I was gone for the weekend partying in Bakersfield with Tbag and porter but still. My roommate was there but hungover so hiding in his room. The cat has destroyed 3 curtains too and the rod plus my screen door. I'm taking him Thursday for kitty Xanax. Or his pot license card thing.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:08 pm

molly wrote:He has two scratching posts plus toys.

I was gone for the weekend partying in Bakersfield with Tbag and porter but still. My roommate was there but hungover so hiding in his room. The cat has destroyed 3 curtains too and the rod plus my screen door. I'm taking him Thursday for kitty Xanax. Or his pot license card thing.

He's fixed, right? Oh and you have to play with him. Get one of those feathery wand toys and wear him out jumping up and down.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:17 pm

I play with him until he bites :) he has five or six wands I stick in various household locations, balls, nice, feathers, beds, etc. He's just a dick. I'm not a pet person anyway but my son wanted a damned car and he was cute little rescue kitten last year. And grew into a demon. The divorce is to blame. Ha ha

Oh and I have two fire belly toads. I'm about to drop them off at my ex's house though.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:28 pm

mvscal wrote:
molly wrote:He has two scratching posts plus toys.

I was gone for the weekend partying in Bakersfield with Tbag and porter but still. My roommate was there but hungover so hiding in his room. The cat has destroyed 3 curtains too and the rod plus my screen door. I'm taking him Thursday for kitty Xanax. Or his pot license card thing.
He's fixed, right? Oh and you have to play with him. Get one of those feathery wand toys and wear him out jumping up and down.

The thought of the board ogre playing with a cat is blowing my mind...

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
molly wrote: but my son wanted a damned car
That woulda been better than the cat.

Or you coulda got him both:

Ohhhhh I love this car!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:00 pm

Carson wrote:
mvscal wrote:
molly wrote:He has two scratching posts plus toys.

I was gone for the weekend partying in Bakersfield with Tbag and porter but still. My roommate was there but hungover so hiding in his room. The cat has destroyed 3 curtains too and the rod plus my screen door. I'm taking him Thursday for kitty Xanax. Or his pot license card thing.
He's fixed, right? Oh and you have to play with him. Get one of those feathery wand toys and wear him out jumping up and down.
The thought of the board ogre playing with a cat is blowing my mind...

Why? I love animals. People? Yeah, not so much.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:09 am

I've been pwned by cats since I was a kid. About 15 years ago I thought I was done with them. Then my daughter asks if we can adopt this kitten from a neighbor. I told her no, but she brought the damn thing home anyway. It was an all white cat (save the Whitey jokes) of which I had never been had, so I relented.

15 years later, my daughter is long since moved out on her own but I'm still stuck with this damn cat who thinks she owns the joint.

This cat has seen many a dog come and go. She tolerates their existence unless they are foolish enough to get up in her face. Which isn't often because she'll slap the shit out of them and they know it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:16 am

War Wagon wrote:this damn cat who thinks she owns the joint.

Oh, she doesn't just think it, bro.

You would have been evicted if you didn't feed her.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:46 am

mvscal wrote:I love animals.

What if it's a black cat?

Moving Midget wants to know.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:36 pm

A few days ago I found this guy huddled in a doorway of a commercial building just trying to stay warm. I normally wouldn't do this but it was about -3 degrees outside so I took him in. Got him checked out and decided to keep him. Very well behaved. He just likes to eat and chill.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:13 am

You shall not pass, Dog!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=641838682528425

This vidlink is worth 3 minutes.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:54 am

War Wagon wrote: 15 years later, my daughter is long since moved out on her own but I'm still stuck with this damn cat who thinks she owns the joint.

My sister saddled my parents with a 20 year old desert tortoise when she moved out. He has at least 30-40 years left in him I'm would guess. :doh:

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:47 pm

JSC:

My cat can beat up your cats. Linus is his name.

25 lbs of killer pussy. :P Brought a dad gum cardinal into the house last night just to prove he could, I guess.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:57 pm

My current roommate is this girl, Lucy:

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:50 am

Mgo. That's adorable. What did you name him/her?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:29 am

Mgo. That's adorable. What did you name him/her?

Facebook?

Wtf?

I swear I opened T1B.

Wait... wat?

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:57 pm

poptart wrote:Mgo. That's adorable. What did you name him/her?

Facebook?

Wtf?

I swear I opened T1B.

Wait... wat?

Sorry. Edit.

Mgo, rad cat. What's the psycho bitches name? Sure you rescued him from the cold? I bet it's your boyfriends cat. Stop with the false bullshit, douchbag.

Is that better, poptart?

:)