An exercise in brevity

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An exercise in brevity

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Describe the following posters in only one word:

mvscal

smackaholic

trev

War Wagon

molly

Screw_Michigan

Sudden Sam

Left Seater

Moving Sale

BSmack
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Grabbing the popcorn, this could be fun.

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Re: An exercise in brevity

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Describe the following posters in only one word:

mvscal morose

smackaholic wry

trev distant

War Wagon inadequate

molly over-reaching

Screw_Michigan fraternal

Sudden Sam expired

Left Seater delusional

Moving Sale circular

BSmack uninvited
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Describe the following posters in only one word:

mvscal
Cuisinier

smackaholic
Apostrophe

trev
Cleaver

War Wagon
Flyover

molly
Courteous

Screw_Michigan
Faggot

Sudden Sam
Greybeard

Left Seater
Flighty

Moving Sale
Cramped (at least his internal organs)

BSmack
Embezzlement
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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[quote="MgoBlue-LightSpecial"]Describe the following posters in only one word:

mvscal. Acerbic

smackaholic. Civics

trev. Vodka

War Wagon. Foghat

molly. ?????

Screw_Michigan. Jizz

Sudden Sam. Cripple

Left Seater. Big

Moving Sale. Small

BSmack. Stoner /quote]
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Describe the following posters in only one word:

mvscal NI66ER

smackaholic TARD

trev MORON

War Wagon KNUCKLEDRAGGER

molly YAY

Screw_Michigan

Sudden Sam WORTHLESS

Left Seater RESPECTABLE

Moving Sale HONEST

BSmack LAUDABLE
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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Technically, knuckle dragger is two words, spermbelcher.

I despise the premise of this thread, shitstarter.
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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Papa Willie wrote:Screwy seems to be such an angry young man. :(

He ain't got nothing in the world these days.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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Papa Willie wrote:Screwy seems to be such an angry young man. :(
If you were incapable of operating a car seat, running 3BB or getting through a T.Hanksgiving unemasculated, how jolly would you be?
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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But you know nowadays
It's the Old Sam,
He thinks he's so damn funny
And a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days
I said nothing
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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mvscal tiger

smackaholic. Dumb

trev. Princess

War Wagon. Buddy

molly. Free-spirit

Screw_Michigan. Jizz

Sudden Sam. Jolly

Left Seater. Neato

Moving Sale. Tard

BSmack. Liberal
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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mvscal - compassionate

smackaholic - landscraper

trev - delicious

War Wagon - hayseed

molly - tease

Screw_Michigan - imbecile

Sudden Sam - creaky

Left Seater - busy

Moving Sale - laughable

BSmack - grifter
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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New List

poptart

Jsc810

Python

Goober McTuber

Roach

Papa Willie

Sirfindafold

Shlomart Ben Yisrael

KC Scott

matteric
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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poptart - Inquisitive

Jsc810 - homosexual

Python - missing

Goober McTuber - glabrous

Roach - enigmatic

Papa Willie - jams

Sirfindafold - irrelevant

Shlomart Ben Yisrael - mensch

KC Scott - steamed

matteric - failure
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:New List

poptart - thumper

Jsc810 - vegetable

Python - brief

Goober McTuber - cantankerous

Roach - clip

Papa Willie - gravy

Sirfindafold - jerkoff

Shlomart Ben Yisrael - yid

KC Scott - purple

matteric - poser
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poptart: Skewed

Jsc810: Flake

Python: Biting

Goober McTuber: Uninspired

Roach: Wry

Papa Willie: Rifftician

Sirfindafold: Boring

Shlomart Ben Yisrael: Yidtastic

KC Scott: Modriffic

matteric: Chiming
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:New List

poptart heretical

Jsc810 pathetic

Python reserved

Goober McTuber curdled

Roach inclusive

Papa Willie playful

Sirfindafold robotic

Shlomart Ben Yisrael prankster

KC Scott hug

matteric smelly
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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mvscal: Feral

smackaholic: Blandscape

trev: Drunk

War Wagon: Bowling

molly: ?

Screw_Michigan: Mopish

Sudden Sam: Sentinel

Left Seater: Pictorial

Moving Sale: Obtuse

BSmack: Decemberist
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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^^^^^^^^^


please disregard this
it's very bad advice
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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poptart-roundeye

Jsc810-surgery

Python- brief

Goober McTuber - grump

Roach- cool

Papa Willie - picker

Sirfindafold - wgaf

Shlomart Ben Yisrael - kike

KC Scott - thurston

matteric - douche
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Awesome! I love me!
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Carson - unlisted. :(
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I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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One word?

I'll give The Word for each of them...

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/k/kjv/browse.html


mvscal: John 15:5
smackaholic: Genesis 3:9
trev: Proverbs 31:10-31 (v.30)
War Wagon: Psalms 1:1-6
molly: Genesis 1:27
Screw_Michigan : Isaiah 40:29
Sudden Sam: 1 John 5:20
Left Seater: Isaiah 64:6
Moving Sale: Matthew 11:28
BSmack: Psalms 14:1


poptart - 1 Peter 1:23
Jsc810 - John 14:6
Python - Matthew 28:16-20
Goober McTuber - Proverbs 22:6
Roach - Exodus 20:2-5
Papa Willie - Revelation 3:20
Sirfindafold - Ecclesiastes 1:2
Shlomart Ben Yisrael - Romans 1:20
KC Scott - 2 Peter 3:10
matteric - Romans 10:12-13
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^^^^^^^^^
Can't argue with that. It must have taken some effort to look up those passages, or could Poptart already know them? I looked up a couple. Yes, I have a Bible here in my den.
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poptart wrote: Jsc810 - Matthew 5:5

ftfy




close enough, okay

8)
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Sam wrote:he took the time to pick passages for each of us
Yeah, they were personalized.

Look up Sirfindafold's.
lol
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Re: An exercise in brevity

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Sudden Sam wrote:
Sidenote: I have 3 Bibles, the Book of Mormon, and a Quran.
So you have one book for each failed marriage? I can't believe I took time out of stalking Irie Filthos on twitter to read something so USELESS!

~Screwey~
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poptart wrote:One word?

I'll give The Word for each of them...

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/k/kjv/browse.html


mvscal: John 15:5
trev? Did you hear that? What are you waiting for?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal - bitter

smackaholic - cretin

trev - lush-ious

War Wagon - irate

molly - cock-teaser

Screw_Michigan - buffoon

Sudden Sam - hillbilly

Left Seater - pretentious

Moving Sale - tedious

BSmack - wannabe

poptart - lost

Jsc810 - sickly

Python - succinct

Goober McTuber - smooth

Roach - jurassic

Papa Willie - fat obsessed

Sirfindafold - irrelevant

Shlomart Ben Yisrael - commie -

KC Scott - steamed -

matteric - who?
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