Being San Francisco

[matteric]

Not only do we run the United States politically and economically... we do have a sense of humor and laugh at the rest of you.

Don't ever think we don't think of you... of course, we may need a few drinks.













Where "Irish Coffee" was invented...












It's how we roll...

[matteric]

Please fucking TROTS this shit. TIA.

Sin,


Bacon, Ga.





Have you ever thought of getting out of your trailer and getting a job ?

Not that it would be more than a job at Mickey D's... but, it would help with the oxygen flow to your brain and stuff.


It's always amazed me that you can sit behind a computer... 24 hours a day and never interact with human beings for the last 15 years.


Ok, I lied.


I've known that you're not bright enough to deal with people... and this is the best place for you to have interactions with human beings... albeit, over the 1,2,1,2,1,2's (sup, computer code) ?

[matteric]

Honestly, I feel bad for "Porky".

There is nothing worse than being useless and unemployed.

I'd offer the fat fuck a job... but, I need my employees to have the ability to get out of bed.

[Carson]

my employees

[smackaholic]

tool,


You really are the most tedious cunt on the interwebs. Do use all a favor and take a swan dive off the GGB.......on an ebbbb tide, if you don't mind, so no one has to see your sorry ass wash ashore.

[Left Seater]

SFO and much of the Bay Area is a decent place to visit. But you would have to double or triple my salary to make it worth it to live there. Far too much crap to put up with otherwise.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You guys are just jealous of my he-bro's TIGHT photography skillz.
Let's see you losers try and nail that kind of composition...and the framing? Forget it! Dude is rock-solid MONEY.


"Hello? What's that? Haters gotta hate? Yes...I know!"

[mvscal]

Far too much crap to put up with otherwise.

Literally...

Human waste shuts down BART escalators

When work crews pulled open a broken BART escalator at San Francisco's Civic Center Station last month, they found so much human excrement in its works they had to call a hazardous-materials team.

While the sheer volume of human waste was surprising, its presence was not. Once the stations close, the bottom of BART station stairwells in downtown San Francisco are often a prime location for homeless people to camp for the night or find a private place to relieve themselves.

All those biological excretions can gum up the wheels and gears of BART's escalators, shutting them down for long periods of extended repairs, increasing station cleaning costs and creating an unpleasant aroma for morning commuters.

Five of the nine escalators that weren't working at BART stations on Wednesday were in downtown San Francisco, said Jim Allison, a BART spokesman. While there are many reasons a BART escalator can break down, the beating they take at night is among the most acute.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/H ... 735981.php

Way to let winos shit and piss all over the place there, Milton.

"Heckuva job."

[Carson]

At least they aren't shitting on the sides of cop cars (for now).

[jiminphilly]

I connected thru San Fran on a flight to Vancouver last week and experienced an airport overrun with a bunch of Asian folks wearing surgical masks. I was told they wear them OUTSIDE the airport and around the city too.

What gives?

[Left Seater]

I connected thru San Fran on a flight to Hongcouver last week and experienced an airport overrun with a bunch of Asian folks wearing surgical masks. I was told they wear them OUTSIDE the airport and around the city too.

What gives?

Fixed that for you. Prolly saw much the same in Hongcouver.

[Dinsdale]

albeit, over the 1,2,1,2,1,2's (sup, computer code)

Uhm... OK.

[smackaholic]

hey, one and two is binary, just like one and zero.

[mvscal]

Poor Milton. Another day....another pile on.

[Jay in Phoenix]

He doesn't even know his Frisco music.

You mean like Foreigner being from England and New York and the Tubes being from Phoenix? (based in SF yes, but FROM Phoenix.)

Like that?

Swing and a whiff.

[Dinsdale]

At least he posted a vid of what has been determined in poll after poll to be the shittiest song ever recorded, although the consensus on this board determined the worst song ever recorded wasn't, in fact, We Built This City, it was a different selection...

THAT HE ALSO FUCKING POSTED IN THE SAME THREAD.

[mvscal]

Poor lil guy. Failure is his destiny.

[Dinsdale]

Failure is his destiny.

More like his forte'.

[BSmack]

He doesn't even know his Frisco music.

You mean like Foreigner being from England and New York and the Tubes being from Phoenix? (based in SF yes, but FROM Phoenix.)

Like that?

Swing and a whiff.

Lou Grammatico was from Gates, NY. The rest of Foreigner was from England.

[Jay in Phoenix]

B, I've never been a Lou Gramm or Foreigner fan, but I did have an LP by Black Sheep years ago. You old enough to recall them?

This one Sam?



Still have in my library, but haven't played it in years.

[BSmack]

Black Sheep was a little before my time. They stopped playing in 75. They had no airplay on local radio after they broke up.

[jiminphilly]

I connected thru San Fran on a flight to Hongcouver last week and experienced an airport overrun with a bunch of Asian folks wearing surgical masks. I was told they wear them OUTSIDE the airport and around the city too.

What gives?

Fixed that for you. Prolly saw much the same in Hongcouver.

From the very limited amount of Vancouver that I did see, I saw some Asians but a fair amount of other exotic looking women up there too..

[matteric]

It's how we roll... and you can't afford to live here.


And only New York City... makes it even close.


http://www.businessinsider.com/san-fran ... ity-2014-9



Love, my hillbillies in this thread.




Oh yeah, here are some home prices... in Baghdad



http://www.zillow.com/san-francisco-ca/expensive-homes/
























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It's how we roll...

[matteric]

Sunset in San Francisco today...











It's how I live...

[Carson]

Naw, this is how you live:



Go fuck yourself with a giant crab claw, you lying renn faire queen.

[Dinsdale]

you lying renn faire queen.

Ya'think?

Sunset in San Francisco today...

All those 1's and 2's say the pic was taken in January 2011.

It's how I live...

Now THAT's "The Truth."

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Don't listen to them, Milton.
Excellent use of natural lighting, buddy.

[Left Seater]

It's how we roll...

So there are gay NASCAR fans, huh.

Who knew?

[Jay in Phoenix]

It's how we roll...

What's the "we" junk chime boy?

This is more of how "you" roll.

[R-Jack]

So there are gay NASCAR fans, huh.

Who knew?

It's not so much gay as it is they don't descriminate amoung cousins.

[matteric]

It's been another brilliant day in "Baghdad"...

My bad... I substituted Foreigner for Journey.