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When The Rapture comes, will it just affect planet Earth? Or will God's net scoop up all intelligent life believers across the universe?

Do you think Heaven should be segregated amongst the various life forms?

Lastly, if God gave his consent, would you consider getting freaky with a hot alien bitch?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...getting freaky...
Just freaky, or full-on rapey?


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That's it, fork over the keys to Casa Del Todd's Dome. You've been spending way too many weekends there. :x
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That's it, fork over the keys to Casa Del Todd's Dome. You've been spending way too many weekends there. :x

...okey-dokey, but would you help me out with the straps on this ball-gag? The rubber pants I can do myself...
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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1) The Bible does not speak of intelligent life anywhere other than Earth. Any comment by me on your question would involve my own speculation, Mgo.

2) I'm not aware of "life forms" going to Heaven, other than humans.

3) But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him. 1 Corinthians 2:9.


I seldom think about the rapture.

What we see in the Bible is that events on Earth in these end times will become increasingly distressful.
Calamity and suffering will abound.


Matthew 11:28
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
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Very good Sam, I see you've rapture mind around the concept!
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Sudden Sam wrote:Due to Ron and me, I get it.
You'll especially get it at the Core in the Inns. From what I hear, they are rolling some huge Numbers.
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