Marty & Screwy

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Sam getting introspective. Happens when you reach a certain age. I did a lot of it lying in a hospital bed for a couple weeks.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

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Relax. Calm down. Get on your bike and go on a long ride taking pictures of trees and slutty co-eds. You'll feel better
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Sam is complaining about bickering and getting in fights and saying he's above the drama, but yet he starts a thread out of nowhere, getting himself elbow deep into drama?

:?
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Sam wrote:Yeah, I know this is a "smack" board and all that, but that's not why I'm here at T1B. That's not what I'm interested in, therefore I will not get into that shit with anyone.
Nice white flag.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Sam is complaining about bickering and getting in fights and saying he's above the drama, but yet he starts a thread out of nowhere, getting himself elbow deep into drama?

:?
Cut him some slack. The man is likely going through a divorce.
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R-Jack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Sam is complaining about bickering and getting in fights and saying he's above the drama, but yet he starts a thread out of nowhere, getting himself elbow deep into drama?

:?
Cut him some slack. The man is likely going through a divorce.
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I'm sure Screw is a pretty decent guy when you get him away from the coin-op laundry.

You can forgive him for being a bitter man. You would be too is you had superior DNA constantly being rung out of your mop.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Nah, I enjoy seeing others giving one another shit, but for me personally, I don't enjoy it. A little here and there is fine, but I'm tired of turmoil.

No biggie. Just don't care to argue with folks I'd probably like in person.
Ah hell Sam, people here argue just for the sake of agruing. They have nothing better to do with themselves and this is their only outlet.

Just don't join Luther in the retirement home. :wink:
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Have a take and don't suck.
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Grab a vine and swing on into the jungle.

Next up Jim in Fall River.
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Papa Willie wrote:I miss Index.
Spend a little more time at the shooting range.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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