Control your Monkeys...

[matteric]

It always makes me laugh... when bigots bitch about their monkeys... while they have them in their backyard...


San Francisco only allows a 5% monkey population... and Marin County only allows a 2.8% of its population to be monkey.








It's good being m2...

[matteric]

Anyways,

We always have a good laugh on "Nob Hill" when we think about how slow "southerners" are and how they let half of their population... become monkey.


Honestly, we can't stop laughing at you...


Don't take it personally since we see "white" southerners on the same level as the "monkeys".




Take care...

... and


Happy Thanksgiving ... from the beautiful coast which is loaded with brilliant people that are smart enough not to have more than 5% of their population be monkey !


Rack us !

[matteric]

Not very much of a liberal, are you?

Huh ?


We allow 5% of our monkeys to live in "The City".


We're still working on getting down to Marin levels.

[mvscal]

You seem to have forgotten about Oakland.

[matteric]

You seem to have forgotten about Oakland.

Oakland isn't part of San Francisco... you fucking moron.



Now we know why you had to move from slowcal with your crackhead wife and her kids and head for the plains and become part of Kansas City's sister city in Omaha "Nebraska".


How much have you FAILED in life... when you have to back pedal to the Midwest ???


Some things make their own jokes...

[matteric]

Rack the 3 previous posts. Milton abused once again.

When "we" in San Francisco... decide to do welfare cuts... you're internet access will be up for debate.


I'll put in a good word for you... since you had a part in one of our favorite comedies... Deliverance !


The way you reacted when asked to "sequel like a pig"... was an all_time classic for us during comedy hour.












Georgia... has always been $$$... when it comes to comedy hour for us out on the West Coast.

[smackaholic]

Is there anyway one of you html gurus can arrange it so that all his posts are displayed as copies of his avatard?

It is the only worthy pic he has ever posted.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Just remember, that's how Toolio rolze.

[matteric]

Have you controlled your monkeys ???


Anyways, we have a place we send them...

... it's called Oakland.



We've solved the problem... have you ?

[Diego in Seattle]

We certainly controlled your monkeys.

Sin,
Seattle Seahawks

[Jerkovich]

Milton lives in one the biggest shit hole in this state. The whole place smells of piss and shit and just a blight. Ya, show off your pretty little picture douche bag. I lived there for ten years and couldn't wait to escape. The worst people in the world live there. I'm not sure what psychosis possesses the people that live there. They are possibly the most rude, nasty creatures on the earth and not one of them are willing to make eye contact, which is telling of their character.

When I moved to LA in 1999 it was like a breath of fresh air. Everyone in the Bay Area is a monkey, white and colored.

[BSmack]

Control your Monkees...