10 Questions

[poptart]

3. What makes women happy?

Money, pretty simple.

Seems you are correct, Jay.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I had a beagle dumb fuck.

I had no idea you could breed beagle with dumb fuck. Fascinating.

[R-Jack]

I've had a dog and houses. Of course I hate stepping in shit, have some level of self respect and am not 1/16 th lazy, so I was compelled to clean up after my animal.

[trev]

I was anal about pooper scooping. No pun intended. My dog died last year, but I was not satisfied unless the yard was cleaned up every single day. No matter if I was home or anyone was out in the yard. If I went out of town, part of my instructions for the boys was to pooper scoop daily.

[Smackie Chan]

dumb fuck

Try keeping to responding to topics you know something about

what she produced from her hind end is about what you have in your cranium

stupid people are the bane of civilization

poop...helps fertilize the yard

You may consider heeding your own advice about limiting your responses to topics about which you know something. Dog poop is NOT good fertilizer. It's toxic to your lawn. The high nutrient concentration in dog poop will burn and discolor the grass.

You're welcome, bane.

[trev]

Besides what smackie said, eventually that residue runs off into our oceans. Pick up after your dogs.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

[trev]

Perfect.

[mvscal]

Besides what smackie said, eventually that residue runs off into our oceans.

You do understand that fish shit in the ocean, right?

[matteric]

$$$

[R-Jack]

Rack MGO.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

9. What is the best sports nickname (individual player, team, whatever...) of all time?

Chico's Bail Bonds

[matteric]

Rack MGO.

No shit.


Probably the best post on this shithole of a board... in forever.



Amazing... it hasn't got more play.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Smackie,

Really? Ummm, I had these bright green spots all over the yard after a rain. You are incorrect, Sir.

Disappointing, from one of the smartest dudes here. Oh well. Life is full of disappointments. :?

[poptart]

LOL

RACK Mgo!

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

9. What is the best sports nickname (individual player, team, whatever...) of all time?

Chico's Bail Bonds

RACK it. Bad News Bears reset. Never seen one here before.

[Smackie Chan]

Smackie,

Really?

Really.

http://blog.greenergreengrass.com/2012/ ... and-lawns/
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/inde ... 314AA5DYMS
http://www.poop911.com/dog_waste_facts.shtml
http://www.doityourself.com/stry/is-you ... your-grass
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-expert ... -your-lawn

I had these bright green spots all over the yard after a rain.

Not an uncommon occurrence, but not necessarily a desired outcome. You want your lawn's color to appear patchy and uneven? Bottom line is you're unlikely to find anyone who knows what they're talking about recommending lawn fertilization as sufficient rationale or justification for the laziness that is the true reason for failure to clean up after your dog.

Disappointing, from one of the smartest dudes here.

Case of mistaken identity here. Doubtful I'd crack the Top 25.

[molly]

1. Why did the Brady Bunch have astroturf in their backyard?
Cheap set design. They weren't that progressive.

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?
Rich Gannon :) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

3. What makes women happy?
Attention.

4. You must give up -- coffee, your cell phone, all desserts. Which do you give up?
Coffee. I don't drink the toxic poison.

5. Who should be punched in the face?
Andy

6. Do you feel like an intense loser when you squat down and scoop your dog's turd up off the ground?
No dog. Id make my kid do it though.

7. Who will be the next U.S. President?
Hilary. The ridiculous feminists are going to rise up and band together.

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
Mary Ann. I was trying on dresses last night and have a red check dress and someone said "goddamn you make a sexy Mary Ann hick".

9. What is the best sports nickname (individual player, team, whatever...) of all time?
The Fridge.

10. Where will the Dow Jones stand on December 9th, 2015?
I have no idea about finance.

[Dinsdale]

I have no idea about finance.

There's a word for women who understand finance:

"Ugly."

[Moving Sale]

. Dog poop is NOT good fertilizer. It's toxic to your lawn. The high nutrient concentration in dog poop will burn and discolor the grass.

Yes and no. It is a good fertilizer as long as the salt or Ph don't burn your grass before the nutrients can be released, the nutrients don't burn the lawn the salt and Ph do. That is why people who don't clean up have some bright patches where the nutrients were released without the salt or Ph burning the grass and some brown patches where they weren't released before the salt or Ph could burn the grass. So dog poop is a good fertilizer just not in the way RTS was using it.

[molly]

I have no idea about finance.

There's a word for women who understand finance:

"Ugly."

Whew!

[Diego in Seattle]

1. Why did the Brady Bunch have astroturf in their backyard?
They actually hated Joe Namath & wanted to wreck his knees.

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?
Russell Wilson

3. What makes women happy?
Money

4. You must give up -- coffee, your cell phone, all desserts. Which do you give up?
Easily dessert. This java junkie ain't giving up his habit, and I need the phone to keep up with scores.

5. Who should be punched in the face?
Either Scott Walker or Chris Christie

6. Do you feel like an intense loser when you squat down and scoop your dog's turd up off the ground?
Never had a dog. Definitely don't feel like a loser cleaning out my cat's box.

7. Who will be the next U.S. President?
Hilary. Unfortunately.

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
Not even close...Mary Ann.

9. What is the best sports nickname (individual player, team, whatever...) of all time?
Too many to choose from browsing any year's program for the OTL tournament.

10. Where will the Dow Jones stand on December 9th, 2015?
In NYC.

[mvscal]

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?
Russell Wilson

[Diego in Seattle]

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?
Russell Wilson

This from the dweeb that's too much of a pussy to answer the questionaire.

[smackaholic]

1. Why did the Brady Bunch have astroturf in their backyard?

real grass doesn't grow in california

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?

if ithey are down by 5 points and there is 2 minutes left, Roger Staubach

3. What makes women happy?

i'll have to get back to you on that one.

4. You must give up -- coffee, your cell phone, all desserts. Which do you give up?

easiest question here, desserts

5. Who should be punched in the face?

nyc mayor deblasio

6. Do you feel like an intense loser when you squat down and scoop your dog's turd up off the ground?

no, because I am still not a cat owner

7. Who will be the next U.S. President?

rand paul

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?

which ever will do anal

9. What is the best sports nickname (individual player, team, whatever...) of all time?

dick trickle

10. Where will the Dow Jones stand on December 9th, 2015?

down 20% or more

[BSmack]

Everybody I have ever seen who let their dog crap stay in their yard had a lawn that looked like shit. Period.

[Atomic Punk]

1. Why did the Brady Bunch have astroturf in their backyard?
I've heard the reason before, but I forget... Oh wait! It's a Hollywood set.

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?
What are the teams that would face up against each with their current rosters now or at the time?

3. What makes women happy?
Depends. If you don't take each one individually while knowing them, then you won't really know. Usually it's money, but not always.

4. You must give up -- coffee, your cell phone, all desserts. Which do you give up?
Why must you give up anything?

5. Who should be punched in the face?
You seem angry.

6. Do you feel like an intense loser when you squat down and scoop your dog's turd up off the ground?
Is there really a dog problem in Korea now? Y'all go vegan?

7. Who will be the next U.S. President?
Depends how well the media manipulates the voters.

8. Ginger and Mary Ann?
Of course!

9. What is the best sports nickname (individual player, team, whatever...) of all time?
The "Condor Stork."

10. Where will the Dow Jones stand on December 9th, 2015?
On the structural foundation(s) where those computers crank out the numbers.

[Carson]

Yes and no. It is a good fertilizer as long as the salt or Ph don't burn your grass before the cunt cookies can be released, the cunt cookies don't burn the lawn the salt and Ph do. That is why people who don't clean up have some bright patches where the cunt cookies were released without the salt or Ph burning the grass and some brown patches where they weren't released before the salt or Ph could burn the grass. So dog poop is a good fertilizer just not in the way RTS was using it.

You could have just quadruple posted the first sentence.

That would have saved your stubby little fingers some strain.

[matteric]

4. You must give up -- coffee, your cell phone, all desserts. Which do you give up?
Why must you give up anything?

Yes, the tranny... is this slow.

[poptart]

For #9, one name that always made me chuckle was He Hate Me.

Chris Bermans is a blowhard douche, but back in the day, he did create some funny player nicknames to liven up his broadcasts.

Andre Bad Moon Rison, Todd Highway to Helton, and Jim Bela Fregosi for examples.

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?
What are the teams that would face up against each with their current rosters now or at the time?

This is a good question, because your choice could sure be influenced depending on what the QB will be facing.

Let's just say that who you will be facing will be drawn out of a hat after you have chosen your QB.
So pick the QB who you think stands the best chance against all potential possibilities.

[poptart]

Roger Staubach

It's a pretty good pick.

85-29 as an NFL starter.
11-6 in the playoffs.
2 Super Bowl wins.

The guy was nails.

[Atomic Punk]

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?
What are the teams that would face up against each with their current rosters now or at the time?

This is a good question, because your choice could sure be influenced depending on what the QB will be facing.

Let's just say that who you will be facing will be drawn out of a hat after you have chosen your QB.
So pick the QB who you think stands the best chance against all potential possibilities.

You still have the problem with which type of athletes the QB's are, based on which era type defense he faces. Given your random draw of defenses, then I would take Joe Montana even though he doesn't have a strong arm. He was taught by Bill Walsh to use finness and to be extremely accurate in ball placement.

Punch in the face? Any current or former form of mstool. There would be a long line and he would be a puddle of mush enclosed in chainmail before I got my punch in at the confirmed homosexual that lives in that city. BTW, I don't drink coffee. Hope that helps the drug-addled faggot.

[Dan Vogel]

1. Why did the Brady Bunch have astroturf in their backyard?

I never watched the show.

2. Your life is on the line and one QB from all of NFL history has to win one game to save you. Who do you want?

Troy Aikman or Russell Wilson. Wilson went up against the supposed to be best QB ever in the Super Bowl and he took him out. Enough said.

3. What makes women happy?

Women want to know they are important and they want money. They like to be able to make decisions.

4. You must give up -- coffee, your cell phone, all desserts. Which do you give up?

Coffee

5. Who should be punched in the face?

A few people on this message board. It goes without saying. I'm not a man of violence though.

6. Do you feel like an intense loser when you squat down and scoop your dog's turd up off the ground?

This sounds dumb. It's normal to clean up after your dog. Or you shouldn't have a dog.

7. Who will be the next U.S. President?

Chris Christie.

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?

Ginger or Mary Ann what?

9. What is the best sports nickname (individual player, team, whatever...) of all time?

Tiger

10. Where will the Dow Jones stand on December 9th, 2015?

20,500