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This was a copy and paste. Enjoy the story. LOL
Went to La Bufadora (the blowhole) just outside of Ensenada, Mexico. The boys wanted to hold a baby panther, he was 5-mos old.
They couldn't because he was too heavy and big so I had to do it. The trick to keep them calm is to let them suck on your finger in the middle of their mouth. I've done it with lions before so no biggie. He was a bit hungry and turned his mouth I got a tiny souvenir that swelled a bit.
That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is totally detached and dissociated.
I'm not sure how those animals at the restaurant work but the ones with baby lions are some animal conservancy and setup differently. This guy does probably holds hunts.
I've been on a few Mexico cruises and California coast cruises since I live by the sea and stuff. It's really convenient. Prefer the California coast, but since they aren't US ships they usually go to Ensenada on a technicality, by law. If I do walk off the ship, it's only for exercise and I'm back in an hour or two. I never eat in the port, I don't trust any restaurant down there. If I have to go to the bathroom, I know there is a McDonald's a couple blocks from the port that won't hassle me. I browse the shops a little, but usually pay a little more and buy a souvenir from the port shop, usually a kitchen item I can use, ain't nobody got time and money to buy something that isn't useful.
So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.
I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.
That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Goober McTuber wrote:So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.
I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.
That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.
I have never understood the 2 or 3 day booze cruise. That said, plenty enjoy it and to each their own.
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Goober McTuber wrote:So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.
I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.
That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.
I have never understood the 2 or 3 day booze cruise. That said, plenty enjoy it and to each their own.
trev was on a booze cruise? That just sounds so out of character.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
molly wrote:That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is totally detached and dissociated.
Could you flow chart that for us ?? Just seems like a bunch of cousin fucking otherwise.
Derron
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molly wrote:That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is totally detached and dissociated.
Could you flow chart that for us ?? Just seems like a bunch of cousin fucking otherwise.
Molly's sister and husband adopted a baby that his adopted sister was going to abort because she did not want it. When the babies mom was told she was too far along to abort she carried the baby to term and then the babies uncle and wife (Molly's sister) adopted the baby, brought it home from the hospital and have raised it as their own. The kid is now about 8 years old and has been raised by his aunt and uncle who he calls mom and dad.
You must forgive Derron for not being able to follow along. His family tree looks like this:
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
I've been on 2 up the California coast. Both were a week long each. That isn't considered a booze cruise. Ports were Monterey, San Fran (overnight), Catalina and Santa Barbara. Ensenada is just so the ship can meet it's foreign port requirement.
I've cruised twice to Mexico. Both times were 5 nights. 2 days at Cabo San Lucus and a couple sea days. 1 at Ensenada. I guess those could be considered a booze cruise. Relaxing at sea is for me. And not having to fly anywhere. I can sit at the beach at home.
I've been on a couple Caribbean cruises and don't need to go back, but probably will because my girlfriends like to go.
Cruised once to Alaska, I want to do that again really bad.
I do the quickie cruise as a weekend getaway to save my sanity. It's 30 minutes from my house and I'm vip so I do t really wait to board and get my cabin asap.
I love ensenada. We will walk to town and cruise the main drag and have lunch at la taberna. It used to be el Carrollito. Take photos with the baby lions and walk back. The kid blows about $10 on crap.
The blowhole is similar to how Schmick described. Vendors line the path to the blowhole but you just walk past. They flirt hardcore and I speak a bit of Spanish so it's fun. I tried to barter my ass off but they weren't budging. My buddy didn't need that 49ers blanket that bad. Considering its IN Mexico, it's kinda not bizarre to have the spics hawking shit :/
I'll go at least twice next year.
My favorite is the Caribbean thiugh and Im doing that 1/31. Cannot wait.
Goober McTuber wrote:So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.
I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.
That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.
Nothing of interest.
M2 has someone to look down on. How nice for him.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
