helping people
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helping people
Ever have someone in a store ask you to help them get something off a shelf or whatever? How downright inconsiderate of them.
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Goober McTuber
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Re: helping people
Yes, the bottom shelf.Wolfman wrote:Ever have someone in a store ask you to help them get something off a shelf or whatever? How downright inconsiderate of them.
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Re: helping people
I haven't seen a black valet in years.
Re: helping people
What do you mean? Like "over the fence"? Sure. I help lots of people.helping people
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Re: helping people
God helps people who help themselves...
Sorry, too obvious.
Being 6'3" with long arms, I'm more than happy to help people get stuff off the top shelf. It's the least I can do.
Sorry, too obvious.
Being 6'3" with long arms, I'm more than happy to help people get stuff off the top shelf. It's the least I can do.
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Re: helping people
I thought you were a balck valet.R-Jack wrote:I haven't seen a black valet in years.
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Re: helping people
Next time granny asks me to grab a can of soup off the top shelf at the grocery store, I think I am gonna go to the "I'm not your niqqer" card. Maybe then thump her in the head with the can for some gangster points.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: helping people
Be sure to snatch her LifeAlert while you're at it. Then push her down. That'll make you all gangsta, too.smackaholic wrote:Next time granny asks me to grab a can of soup off the top shelf at the grocery store, I think I am gonna go to the "I'm not your niqqer" card. Maybe then thump her in the head with the can for some gangster points.