the Stupidest thing I hear every Xmas....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:31 pm

Wrapping your package is overrated.

-Antonio Cromartie

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:05 pm

Yeah, it's very stupid to hear something about Jesus... on the day millions of people celebrate His birth.

For me, the stupidest thing I "hear" on Christmas will undoubtedly be something I "hear" on this board.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:13 pm

The Jesus character?

The stupidest thing.
I didn't even have to wait for Christmas.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:26 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Oh neat. This is where Schmick preaches his atheism for the 28,404,403,306th time!

yeah I diubt he tells his family they're a bunch of brainwashed idiots following a myth perpetuated for years and observed by hundreds of millions of people.....but then again if he does I'll bet that makes for great Christmas dinner chat.....

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:16 am

Let's get back to the original subject. Package wrapping does make a difference. Don't even put one of those store bought bows on your gifts. Ribbon is so inexpensive these days and it takes like a minute to make a pretty bow. I know most of you are guys, but find your inner female and do this. Your girl will either think you are fantastic or gay.

I love making bows and get great satisfaction looking at the packages wrapped pretty.

That said, I'd like to tie a tight bow around a few packages round here.......

molly · Post by **molly** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:47 am

The only package that should be wrapped should be done in Trojans.

F Christmas. I bought my kid a Broncos jersey (ugh) and I'm giving it to him in the shipping box. If it gets here. For Chanukah this year I didn't wrap either. Commercialism bs.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:53 pm

Fuck wrapping. The only presents that get wrapped are for the kids. Grownups get gift bags.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:06 pm

Just think how lost we'd be w/o Shmuck's analysis and tid bits about Christmas. Carry on.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:09 pm

poptart wrote: For me, the stupidest thing I "hear" on Christmas will undoubtedly be something I "hear" on this board.

And this place never fails to deliver.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:16 pm

trev wrote:That said, I'd like to tie a tight bow around a few packages round here.......

Rack your sense of adventure.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:19 pm

schmick wrote:...he would not have been born in late December. There would have been no Roman census that time of year as the roads would have been too difficult for the census takers to use and there would have been no shepherds out in the fields with their flocks in the winter.

Yeah, Russia's got nothing on those brutal Middle Eastern winters. Brrr.

Idiot.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:36 pm

I'm not religious. Is it still OK to like Christmas? I even love the religious songs the most. And a Charlie Brown Christmas? What's not to love about that?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:29 pm

I think it's OK for you to like Xmas.

It's great to get out and stimulate the economy. Finger-banging the GNP and whatsuch.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:50 pm

trev wrote:I'm not religious. Is it still OK to like Christmas? I even love the religious songs the most. And a Charlie Brown Christmas? What's not to love about that?

I'm a freak for gospel music. Love Christmas music. I love Elvis getting down on how great Thou Art is. Expressions of faith are interesting to me. I can even dig an occasional church service as long as I'm not asked to take it seriously.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:09 pm

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote: For me, the stupidest thing I "hear" on Christmas will undoubtedly be something I "hear" on this board.
And this place never fails to deliver.

Check.

Like calling it "Xmas".

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:20 pm

If you really want to listen to Christmas music, set aside a little over two hours for this:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:24 pm

Here's another version:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:47 pm

schmick wrote:The tree is part of the winter solstice holiday

Wrong.

...as is Santa Claus and the gift giving.

Wrong.

Christian mythology attached itsself to the winter solstice

That theory might be a little more plausible had Christmas actually been attached to the winter solstice.

You are a very stupid individual.

T1B

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