Academic Rankings of Top 25

[matteric]

Alabama and academics ???



Bwhahahahhahahha




A legit ranking of top Academic schools



Science


World Rank Institution Country Total Score Score on

1 University of California-Berkeley (Cal)
100
83.5
2 Harvard University
97.9
100
3 Princeton University
95.2
62.8
4 Stanford University
93.8
52.2
5 California Institute of Technology
93.3
46.1




Physics

World
Rank Institution Country
/Region Total
Score Score on

1 University of California-Berkeley (Cal)
100
85.6
2 Princeton University
95.6
36.5
3 Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
95.4
96.6
4 Harvard University
94.9
100
5 California Institute of Technology
93.3
44.7



Chemistry


World
Rank Institution Country
/Region Total
Score Score on

1 University of California-Berkeley (Cal)
100
94.3
2 Harvard University
96.5
100
3 Stanford University
95.8
57.7
4 Northwestern University
84.6
0
5 University of Cambridge
83.4
66.7



Computer


World
Rank Institution Country
/Region Total
Score Score on

1 Stanford University
100
75.6
2 Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
96.8
37.8
3 University of California-Berkeley (Cal)
88.7
100
4 Harvard University
81.5
75.6
5 Princeton University
77.7
37.8



Economics



World
Rank Institution Country
/Region Total
Score Score on

1 Harvard University
100
100
2 University of Chicago
91.4
61.2
3 Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
83.1
100
4 University of California-Berkeley (Cal)
77.3
61.2
5 Princeton University
74.5
61.2



Mathematics


World
Rank Institution Country
/Region Total
Score Score on

1 Princeton University
100
72.8
2 Harvard University
88.8
72.8
3 University of California-Berkeley (Cal)
88
48.5
4 Pierre and Marie Curie University - Paris 6
84.8
59.4
5 Stanford University
80.8
0



I could go on... but it would further confuse the simpletons from fly-over country.


http://www.shanghairanking.com




hmmm... where is alabama ???



too funny

[Goober McTuber]

Hey Toolio, how is Cal's Reading Comprehension program? Oh, that's right. You aren't a Cal (or any other college) alumnus.

[Goober McTuber]

BTW, here's their methodology:

http://www.edcentral.org/wp-content/upl ... nation.pdf

[matteric]

Hey Toolio, how is Cal's Reading Comprehension program? Oh, that's right. You aren't a Cal (or any other college) alumnus.

I know exactly what was written... grandpa in a thong.


I guess you missed the humor in alabama and academics.


not surprising, since you thought it would be cool to post pics of yourself at 80 wearing dental floss.


By the way, I don't see madison anywhere in the rankings.



Good luck today in Berkeley.

Cal has 3 of their starters out with injury.


If you lose... I will NEVER stop laughing !

[matteric]

Guess you had no idea madison was playing Cal today.


What a bandwagoning... idiot.


I'll give you another half hour to do some research on google... and you can get back to me with some wisdom on the basketball team.


I'm surrounded by idiots.


unreal

[Goober McTuber]

Hey Toolio, how is Cal's Reading Comprehension program? Oh, that's right. You aren't a Cal (or any other college) alumnus.

I know exactly what was written... grandpa in a thong.


I guess you missed the humor in alabama and academics.


not surprising, since you thought it would be cool to post pics of yourself at 80 wearing dental floss.

I see you also have memory issues. Cretin.

[Goober McTuber]

Guess you had no idea madison was playing Cal today.


What a bandwagoning... idiot.


I'll give you another half hour to do some research on google... and you can get back to me with some wisdom on the basketball team.

You're going down. Nothing new.

[matteric]

Hey Toolio, how is Cal's Reading Comprehension program? Oh, that's right. You aren't a Cal (or any other college) alumnus.

I know exactly what was written... grandpa in a thong.


I guess you missed the humor in alabama and academics.


not surprising, since you thought it would be cool to post pics of yourself at 80 wearing dental floss.

I see you also have memory issues. Cretin.

Let's hear them, grandpa.


Pssst... speaking of memory loss... remember getting called out a couple of posts ago ???


Fucking elderly.

[Goober McTuber]

You really are a pathetic fool.

[matteric]

What's on the menu today in Wisconsin ?


Black nuts and a side of scrotum ?

MILWAUKEE – "Cannibal sandwiches," an appetizer featuring raw, lean ground beef served on cocktail bread, may be a Wisconsin tradition, but they are not safe, health officials said, noting that more than a dozen people became ill after consuming them last holiday season.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/12/0 ... residents/





You Wisconsin country bumpkins... are some sick fucks.

[matteric]

Whew! Right over m2's head...as per the usual.

Did you catch it ?


Or was it a bit high and outside ???




You're not a very bright guy, old man.

[matteric]

The Crimson Tide rank third in the annual academic rankings of the top 25 college football teams

Look, you fucking simpleton... 99% of the country "can't stop laughing" when they see these words in a sentence. The fact that you can't figure that out, is your problem and is quite telling.


The fact: that I posted a link asking where "was alabama" in these academic rankings... and the fact, that you couldn't answer it.

Was just icing on the cake, you swampbilly.

[matteric]

My bad. I thought this was the big time power college football forum.

It is. That's why I post here. Cal is a college... and alabama is, well... a football factory.

I gave you a chance to prove me wrong when I posted the academic rankings of schools.

You simply couldn't do it.

Which begs the question...why do you even post in here?

Because Cal is an academic institution/college that plays football.


Can you say that about "alaswampa" ?

[matteric]

Academic Rankings of Top 25

Maybe you're not stupid. Maybe you simply need glasses. Is that easier to read?

Pssst.... this is why I'm laughing at you... simpleton !!!!!!!!


Let me help you out here... from your own article

“Overall, TCU is really the standout,” says Alexander Holt, policy analyst at New America, the Washington, D.C. think-tank which publishes the rankings, viewed first here at TIME. “It’s a real academic football power, which is very rare.”

The average 3rd grader could apply to TCU and get in !!!


I show you legitimate academic rankings... and you show me a "think tank" from New America ???


You're not a very bright guy.

[Goober McTuber]

Guess you had no idea madison was playing Cal today.


What a bandwagoning... idiot.


I'll give you another half hour to do some research on google... and you can get back to me with some wisdom on the basketball team.

You're going down. Nothing new.

Two words....Cuonzo Martin.....played for PURDUE.



Your basketball team is so bad....they needed a flyover coach.



Too funny!