The trev saga

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:20 am

Some short Russian looking fellow with frosted blonde tips was roughing up trev in the parking lot behind the pub, but I wasn't having any of that. I immediately rushed to her aid like I would a puppy dog getting abused... and I knocked that bastard out cold. I continued to pummel his face until it looked like m2's asshole after a fortnight with Marshawn Lynch.

I took trev home and laid her gently down on my bed. I cuffed my hand and curled her hair behind her ear, and gently kissed her on the face and told her how beautiful she was. That was when I...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:52 am

... realized Marshawn Lynch was a victim after sodomizing m2's asshole. You gave trev a bottle of cheap Russian vodka to keep her in her continual stupor as she used her exhaled breathes to inflate a pool toy to put in Mikey's acidic swimming pool.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:20 am

Atomic Punk wrote:... realized Marshawn Lynch was a victim after sodomizing m2's asshole. You gave trev a bottle of cheap Russian vodka to keep her in her continual stupor as she used her exhaled breathes to inflate a pool toy to put in Mikey's acidic swimming pool.

Epic fail, manual tranny.

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:56 am

How'd the crow taste ?

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=45422

Too funny

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:57 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:... realized Marshawn Lynch was a victim after sodomizing m2's asshole. You gave trev a bottle of cheap Russian vodka to keep her in her continual stupor as she used her exhaled breathes to inflate a pool toy to put in Mikey's acidic swimming pool.
Epic fail, manual tranny.

Bwhahahaha

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:16 pm

Leave it to Jizz_Mopagain and the sanfranfaggot to fuck up yet another thread.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:35 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Some short Russian looking fellow with frosted blonde tips was roughing up trev in the parking lot behind the pub, but I wasn't having any of that. I immediately rushed to her aid like I would a puppy dog getting abused... and I knocked that bastard out cold. I continued to pummel his face until it looked like m2's asshole after a fortnight with Marshawn Lynch.

I took trev home and laid her gently down on my bed. I cuffed my hand and curled her hair behind her ear, and gently kissed her on the face and told her how beautiful she was. That was when I...

Woke up in a puddle of your own urine.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:42 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Some short Russian looking fellow with frosted blonde tips was roughing up trev in the parking lot behind the pub,

FUCK YOU, GUY FIERI!!! I WILL KILL YOU, FOR THAT!!! I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH ONE OF YOUR SHITTY BOWLING SHIRTS!!

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:39 am

What in the hey ho is going on here???

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:08 pm

trev wrote:What in the hey ho is going on here???

You're the star of a new reality series! So keep it real...

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:30 pm

It's a lot of pressure, but somebody has to do it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:26 am

trev wrote:What in the hey ho is going on here???

Patience, my dear...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:27 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:30 am

trev wrote:It's a lot of pressure, but somebody has to do it.

you hussy, you fell for it... IT'S A TRAP!!!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:53 am

you sick fuck, I don't own a van and I'm not sharing trev with anybody, see?

B_Smack and Marty can grovel all they want.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:14 am

I'd exit at Brooklyn Ave. - closer to Arthur Bryants and Gates.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:45 pm

...and straight to nearest lanes. A bright neon sign was lit up, "Gladstone Bowl" it flickered. Wags pulled the van off the I-70, bald tires protesting and smoking and skidded to an abrupt stop. Wags grunted to the lubricated woman, "Gonna score me some quick cache, take out of couple rubes on the alleys." he boasted. "My hero" she sighed, crumpling to a sloppy pile at his feet, dropping the mom jeans. A bottle of Jim Beam clinked on the asphalt.

As Wags strode purposefully into the bowling alley, a bright orange, blue and white light flashed and zig-zagged across the sky. "Holy Houses of Almighty Zep..." he stammered. The light stopped suddenly, did a loop and zipped straight toward the gape-mouthed War Wagon. The silver fillings on his stained teeth started buzzing and the light...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:54 pm

The pasty gangstah was shiny with clammy sweat. "Who..?" he whispered.

"I said it's a drone fucking drone. Are you stupid?" WW just stared blankly. "Hello, idoit, a fucking Hammacher Schlemmer drone, a hundred thirty or so."

WW continued to stare blankly. He blinked and wiped at his coke bottom specs. "MVS? Is that you? Why is the drone orange, blue and white?"

MVS flashed a card at him, thunking him in the head with it.

He pushed the card in his mug.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:08 pm

"Ish that a shwishblade opening, or are you jush happy to see me?" Trev slurred, a gleam shining in her good eye.

"Time to get all MidVogel on your ass..." he hissed like a snake.

"Heathen!" a voice echoed in the night air. "You should at least wear some protection." poptart smirked, coming out the dark.

Trev rolled her head toward poptart and a strange expression crossed her face. She squinted and licked her ashen lips.

"Now ish a party!" she grinned.

Something popped and everyone stared...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:29 pm

some busy bodies have had one too many slices of fruitcake.

Barf, break out the bag, we're going to need it.

Screwy, break out the mop, that bag isn't big enough.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:12 am

Screwy replied...

"That asswipe Jay and his google maps both suck balck cock and swallow" Screwey fumed. "I drove all the fucking way from The District on expired tags and Gladstone Bowl isn't anywhere close to I-70!"

Screwy made it all the way to the Kansas turnpike and halfway to Topeka before realizing he wasn't in Missouri anymore. He tried to turn around and head back the other way but got stopped at the toll booth near Lawrence. He didn't have the $1.75 toll and was almost out of gas anyway.

He abandoned his vehicle there and hiked into Jaysquawk land intent on showing those bitches just what tha fuck what was up...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:39 pm

As Screwy wandered around in listless circles, humming tunelessly something about "fuck was up", bunching his shoulders in a pout, Wags was still horking up stringy strips of slimy burnt ends and froths of 'Nattie juice.

From behind the van, smoke was billowing into the air, the noxious exhaust hanging about like a British fog. The door opened on the van, and Wags proclaimed, spraying through puke-puffy lips, "You're more like Chloë Grace Moretz gone old and mommish, than Sissy Spacek." Trev gazed at Wags through blood-spattered eyelashes, one of which was drooping like a red and black wet moth. "What's next you wild lil' Missouri Tiger!" she purred.

The purr actually was emanating from the split badger, wetly winking between her pale thighs. An unsavory scent filled the air.

poptart strode from the bowling alley doors, looking like a haggard Billy Bob Thornton. The long black flaps of this duster kicked up in the breeze and smoke. A blinding light pulsed behind him and an angelic chorus began to sing...

molly · Post by **molly** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:32 pm

(F'ing rack!)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:04 pm

trev, before we continue any further, I need to know on a scale of 1-10 how much does this turn you on? Your answer is crucial.

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/D3B266 ... XOZYJjx7fi

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:24 pm

To be honest, I'd rather have a head shot of him.

But, yeah, as a non Dallas fan, this bothers me a tad.

Looks like he has found a way around the gastric surgery too.

T1B

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