Cholesterol is ba........ errrr..... nevermind

[Mikey]

Welcome to 1970.

Sin,
Dr. Atkins

[Dinsdale]

This is a disinformation campaign by cholesterol denialists, who are obviously being paid by the Koch brothers. A recent review of peer review literature shows that 97.2% of scientists subscribe to the consensus position that a diet high in cholesterol is bad for your health. We need to ban meat, eggs and all other foodstuffs our species evolved to eat in order to save the planet. Wakey wakey.

14 trillion people died from eating too much cholesterol in the 13th century... at least that's what the algorithm I ran the actual data said.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Existing is bad for your health.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Being born is also just as bad, 'cause we all end up dead.

Rack 88 for a spot on Nick Frisco impersonation.

I'll see Scott's 6 egg omelette, and raise it with ham and cheese, a stick of pure salted butter, stack of 'cakes and maple syrup, rack of bacon and everything else that is "bad" for you.

[Wolfman]

I've got a full blood work-up next Tuesday. I wonder what my doctor will say about this. Actually I never paid attention to cholesterol. I'm more interested in my PSA number.

[Rooster]

88 <----

RACK.

[Left Seater]

Well done 88, well done.