Anonymous Hackers Tearing ISIS a New One

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

This is idiotic.

Par for the course, for a Sam thread I guess...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Attempting to cause ISIS problems bothers you?

We will hunt you, take down your sites,

You hear that Global Islamic Caliphate? Your Facebook page will be vandalised and you'll get spam email for boner pills. WATCH THE FUCK OUT.

[Bucmonkey]

Marty is the Omni-impotent...did not you know?

[mvscal]

Attempting to cause ISIS problems bothers you?

We will hunt you, take down your sites,

You hear that Global Islamic Caliphate? Your Facebook page will be vandalised and you'll get spam email for boner pills. WATCH THE FUCK OUT.

And that's only the beginning. Can you imagine the carnage that will ensue once they start prank ordering from the local Pizza Yurt?








"OK, who ordered the Hawaiian Special with double Canadian bacon and extra cheese?"

[mvscal]

You are wandering around in a dream world if you think a bunch of shrimp-dicked neckbeards are going to have any meaningful impact on ISIS or their recruiting.

Sure their efforts don't hurt but "tearing them a new one"? C'mon...they're a minor annoyance at best.

[Dr_Phibes]

I heard all the crayon penises they drew on the Crayola website was catastrophic. Here, I'll tweet them and ask if their fridge is running.

[Dr_Phibes]

Errr.. hello is this ISIS? Have you got Prince Albert in a can?

[War Wagon]

I worry about Phibes sometimes.

40 years ago, he was probably reading the same issue of Mad magazine as I was.

[Dr_Phibes]

This is Canada, Wags. The recently appointed, exciting new Doctor Who is Tom Baker

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Errr.. hello is this ISIS? Have you got Prince Albert in a can?

:|

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"BEHEAD THOSE WHO ALLOW UNATTENDED JAVA UPDATES AND RUN UNPATCHED BROWSER EXTENSIONS! WALALALALALA!!!!"

[Mikey]

72 virgins to whoever posts a pic of Mohamet saying "RACK THE TROLLS" on the ISIS website.

[Dr_Phibes]

Errr.. hello is this ISIS? Have you got Prince Albert in a can?

:|

Well you'd better let him out

[mvscal]

Hello, please. Who? OK. Listening up everybody! Is Maiq Ahnt here? Has anyone seen Maiq Ahnt?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"They're coming for you, ISIS. Can you hear 'em?"


"Who? Who's coming for us?"


"Shit-hawks, ISIS. They're flying in low...then they SWOOP in..."


"Well...I don't want no dirty shit-hawks poopin' on me..."

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I heard all the crayon penises they drew on the Crayola website was catastrophic. Here, I'll tweet them and ask if their fridge is running.

Yes, thees ees Stan? From Ameddica?

Yes? What do you want?

I just calling to say...

~giggle~

Ees your refrigerator running?

Uh, yes.

Well, you had better go and catch it!

~click~

HAAAAA!

[Left Seater]

72 virgins to whoever posts a pic of Mohamet saying "RACK THE TROLLS" on the ISIS website.

Freaking line of the week, prolly the Month, and clubhouse leader for line of the year in this sordid clambake we call home.