Russians deploy massive dildo

[Rooster]

http://www.breitbart.com/national-secur ... for-obama/

That thing may be so big that even LTS might not be able store it in his, ummm, "missile silo."

[BSmack]

Seriously? Brietbart? Why not just post from the National Enquirer?

[Wolfman]

The Russians parading missiles? No way. The next thing you know, the NoKos, ChiComs, and Iran will follow suit.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

The Russians are laughing at your president.

Tell me you understood this. Obviously Breitbart didn't, but I'm giving T1B the benefit of the doubt...

[R-Jack]

Every middle is shaped like a dick. Didn't George Carlin point out the obvious like 25 years ago?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Every middle is shaped like a dick. Didn't George Carlin point out the obvious like 25 years ago?

Did you mean "missile"?

[R-Jack]

Auto correct says the darnedest things.

[Goober McTuber]

Russians deploy massive dildo

[Left Seater]

The Russians are laughing at your president.

Who isn't?

[Bucmonkey]

The Russians are laughing at your president.

Who isn't?

Just the President? D.C. as a whole is a laughing stock.

[BSmack]

If Putin's track record is any indication, if he "fucks" with us any more, then Russia will be a smoking crater.

[mvscal]

Putin couldn't care less who our president is. He is going to do whatever he can get away with doing in his little playpen. We shouldn't have expanded NATO as far east as we did. It was pointlessly provocative. We gained nothing by doing so.

To be perfectly honest, there really isn't any meaningful difference in the conduct of our foreign policy between Obonenose and Chimpy. I suppose Ambassador Stevens would have had adequate security in Benghazi but that's about it.

[Rooster]

Well, Dubya wouldn't be trading 5 Tallies for a deserter or trying to close Gitmo down, if we can include a Marine Corps base in Cuba as foreign policy. Oh, and normalizing relations with them as well. He'd have never done that.

[mvscal]

Well, Dubya wouldn't be trading 5 Tallies for a deserter or trying to close Gitmo down, if we can include a Marine Corps base in Cuba as foreign policy.

Sure, he would. He cut loose hundreds of dirtbags from Gitmo and other prisons who went right back to killing American troops. Who do you think released the turd who is running ISIS right now?

Oh, and normalizing relations with them as well. He'd have never done that.

That would be simple partisan political calculus. Nobody gives a fuck about the Cuban embargo other than a small handful of Cuban emigres in Florida and the politicians who suck them off. Hardly significant in the big picture scheme of things.

[Mikey]

That would be simple partisan political calculus. Nobody gives a fuck about the Cuban embargo other than a small handful of Cuban emigres in Florida and politicians who suck them off, and Rooster. Hardly significant in the big picture scheme of things.

FTFY

[R-Jack]

My GF is Cuban born, so I care a little

[Goober McTuber]

I had a Cuban sandwich the other day, so I'm heavily invested.

[Mikey]

My GF is Cuban born, so I care a little

Does this mean you can't run for President?

[R-Jack]

It's ok....she's legal ('sup predictable TVO reply). So go ahead and write me in next year.