Next time a chick gets on stage with me, I'm gonna do this!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:26 pm

You're going to turn into a bruthah?

:?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:27 pm

I guess she was either too drunk or too stupid to know that niqqers are dangerous wild animals that should not be approached.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:27 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You're going to turn into a bruthah?

:?

didn't you?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:48 pm

Actually I think he punched her in a fit of pure frustration of sucking so bad on guitar. Really, listen how lame his shit is. Van (but not Willers) could play better than that shaggy fraud. I'm sure the judge won't be amused.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:44 pm

No you don't. You can wank on one chord. Sort of like John Lee hooker with a presumably much smaller dick.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:58 pm

That's one whack rapper.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:10 am

"This was a completely involuntary reflex reaction" says his rep.

Huh turning to see what caught your vision, and you react with a perfectly placed punch to the head.

Reminds me of that UVA player:

Virginia's Marquis Weeks caps off his 100-yard kickoff return for the touchdown. "That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops," said the senior tailback. (John Mcdonnell -- The Washington Post)

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:37 am

Dude should have just slapped her.

Sin,
Tim McGraw

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:43 am

mvscal wrote:I guess she was either too drunk or too stupid to know that niqqers are dangerous wild animals that should not be approached.

So this guy's skin color does matter. Dude you are a mess.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:12 am

"...Excepting full responsibility..."
Pretty canny wording there. He gets the young and uneducated to think he's manning up and apologizing, but he actually has weaseled out of saying he did it. Nifty semantic trick!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:57 am

Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote:I guess she was either too drunk or too stupid to know that niqqers are dangerous wild animals that should not be approached.
So this guy's skin color does matter. Dude you are a mess.

Niqqer is as niqqer does. They are violent subhuman animals and they prove it every single day.

Wakey, wakey.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:33 am

But what about your boy, Clarence Thomas? Surely there's an exception to made for a radical activist reactionary sociopath?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:20 pm

Pete Townshend once beat the shit out of Abbie Hoffman for being on his stage.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:44 pm

Beat the shit out of him? Ah, no. Wildly exaggerate much?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:50 pm

I call for a Spray vs LTS Guitar-Off. Record yourselves playing and post it here.

Although Nick will probably just c&p a vid of John McLaughlin and say it's him.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:26 pm

mvscal wrote:Beat the shit out of him? Ah, no. Wildly exaggerate much?

White man hits someone? Call it beating the shit out of said person is a wild exaggeration.
Black man does it? He is one of a race of wild beasts.
Nice going you vile racist scum.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:34 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote:Beat the shit out of him? Ah, no. Wildly exaggerate much?
White man hits someone? Call it beating the shit out of said person is a wild exaggeration.
Black man does it? He is one of a race of wild beasts.
Nice going you vile racist scum.

Go fuck yourself, you piss-dribbling fucktard.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I call for a Spray vs LTS Guitar-Off. Record yourselves playing and post it here.

Although Nick will probably just c&p a vid of John McLaughlin and say it's him.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:30 pm

mvscal wrote:
Go fuck yourself, you piss-dribbling fucktard.

Hit a little too close to home ofailuremex?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:46 pm

mvscal wrote:Beat the shit out of him? Ah, no. Wildly exaggerate much?

Have you ever been hit by the butt end of a guitar?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:01 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:Beat the shit out of him? Ah, no. Wildly exaggerate much?
Have you ever been hit by the butt end of a guitar?

Joe McDonald: The Who was well into their set, and all of a sudden, this guy shows up and starts talking politics and anti-marijuana laws. I don't think Townshend was even aware that he was there. He just kind of looked up and "Who the hell's this guy?" A stranger shows up and starts talking in your microphone. It's your turf, but it wasn't a hostile takeover.

The mic went dead and Hoffman thought to himself, "What the fuck did they do that for?" and he kicked the mic.

What happened next provided one of the true Roshomon moments of Woodstock. Actually, that's not strictly speaking true. There were only two versions of what happened next: Hoffman's and everybody else's.

Hoffman remembered that he and Townshend bumped.

Joe McDonald: Peter walked over and bonked Abbie in the head with his guitar. Abbie's response was so funny because he just looked at Peter and then jumped into the press pit and went through the crowd and kept going.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/pete-forn ... 50883.html

Yeah...really "beat the shit out of him" there.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:03 pm

Abbie was on acid at the time.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:07 pm

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:10 pm

According to John Sinclair:

"In the seconds immediately after The Who concluded "Pinball Wizard", from Tommy, Hoffman, who had ingested LSD after working the past few hours at the medical tent, abruptly walked onto the stage and began addressing the crowd from Pete Townshend's microphone. He shouted, "I think this is a pile of shit! ... While John Sinclair rots in prison ..." Alerted to the disturbance, Townshend (who apparently had been too distracted to notice Hoffman ambling onto the platform), snarled at Hoffman, "Fuck off! Fuck off my fucking stage!" He then struck Hoffman with his guitar, sending the interloper tumbling. As the crowd let out an approving roar, Townshend returned to his microphone to add a sarcastic "I can dig it!"

While he might not have "beat the shit out of him", he clearly knocked him down and off the stage. The irony was Townshend agreed with Hoffman about the imprisonment of Sinclair, he just got pissed his set was being interrupted. Hoffman jumped offstage, but only after being knocked down. Hoffman's version of the incident is softened to say the least.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:41 pm

...somewhere hiding under his blankie, whilst nursing his thumb, little Nicky Frisco madly scrambles to Google search the word "fret".

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:49 pm

mvscal wrote:And?

You obviously have never dropped acid.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:00 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:According to John Sinclair:

While he might not have "beat the shit out of him", he clearly.

Sinclair wasn't even there. He was in prison, remember? That was the whole reason Hoffman was attention whoring.

Hoffman remembers a bump. Townshend remembers a shove. Another witness recalls a bonk. A bump, a shove or a bonk are not descriptors of a violent assault and certainly not "shit beaten out of."

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:01 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:And?
You obviously have never dropped acid.

More times than I can count. What's your fucking point?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:08 pm

Have you ever been so twisted you took a shit in your own back yard? That's where Abbie was. I'm sure he was oblivious to pain.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:11 pm

If there was ever a person who desperately needed a serious ass whooping, it'd be Abbie Hoffman.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:16 pm

BSmack wrote:Have you ever been so twisted you took a shit in your own back yard? That's where Abbie was. I'm sure he was oblivious to pain.

More likely he simply wasn't in any pain from the little bonk on the head. Why are you trying to blow this non-event up into something it wasn't?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:26 pm

More like you're unwilling to come correct on the matter. But hey, if a white Peter Townshend won't do, how about the Hell's Angels in charge of security at Altamont? The point is that being black is not a prerequisite for savagery.

Rooster,

Abbie was a cool guy later in life. His efforts were instrumental in the cleanup of the St. Lawrence river basin. It was kind of a big deal given that fishing is their big tourist draw. He also signed a Save the River pamphlet for me after debating Jerry Rubin about the counterculture movements of the 80s. Cool dude, but I would not wanted to have hung with him in the 60s. Dude would have gotten me arrested for sure.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:47 pm

BSmack wrote:More like you're unwilling to come correct on the matter.

Let see, I posted Hoffman's take on it, Townshend's take on it and another eyewitnesses take on it and I'm the one who is unwilling to come correct?

Unfuck yourself, moron.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:55 pm

Papa Willie wrote:One time (about 30 years ago), I was playing at a big party. A shitass I didn't like made the mistake of fucking with me when I was playing. I ended up chasing him all over the place with my guitar, and he & everybody knew I was going to beat his ass up with my guitar, too.

Not trying to take up for this stupid coon at all (because I would NEVER EVER hit a woman - never have, never will), but I do tend to get pretty intense when I play. I have been known on more than one occasion to throw a guitar down (have smashed a couple) if I'm fucked with when I'm playing. It's just not a good time for somebody to fuck with me.

I'm curious about this. Could you pxplain your mindset when performing? Perhaps I'm stereotyping, but I think those who play musical instruments well enough to perform in the public would find playing more of an artistic/left brain activity. So there would be less aggressiveness on the part of the performer. Is it a matter of feeling the need to maintain complete control of the situation?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:40 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: I'm curious about this. Could you pxplain your mindset when performing? Perhaps I'm stereotyping, but I think those who play musical instruments well enough to perform in the public would find playing more of an artistic/left brain activity. So there would be less aggressiveness on the part of the performer. Is it a matter of feeling the need to maintain complete control of the situation?

Just think of how you would react if somebody were to run up behind you and blast an airhorn while you were trying to rape a small boy.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:14 pm

mvscal wrote:Sinclair wasn't even there. He was in prison, remember? That was the whole reason Hoffman was attention whoring.

Hoffman remembers a bump. Townshend remembers a shove. Another witness recalls a bonk. A bump, a shove or a bonk are not descriptors of a violent assault and certainly not "shit beaten out of."

You are correct, Sinclair was in prison at the time. While he wasn't there, he has heard from many people regarding the incident. You are, admittedly, citing only Hoffman's perspective, which as we know, is clouded by acid. He is also the only one who recalls it the way he does. Everybody else who was there saw Pete clonk him on the dome with the guitar, knocking him down and stumbling off the stage. No, he wasn't beaten up, but again, Hoffman is underplaying it. "Violent assault" is an exaggeration, but it wasn't a "non-event". There's audio of the incident on Youtube and elsewhere. A hell of a lot of people cheered Townshend on for his antics and it has made for a nice little piece of rock lore.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:28 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:You are, admittedly, citing only Hoffman's perspective, which as we know, is clouded by acid.

Can you not read?

Everybody else who was there saw Pete clonk him on the dome with the guitar, knocking him down and stumbling off the stage.

And their perceptions weren't clouded by acid or a natural tendency to embellish a story to make it seem impressive than it really was? Neither of the principals involved thought it was any big deal.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:00 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I call for a Spray vs LTS Guitar-Off. Record yourselves playing and post it here.

Although Nick will probably just c&p a vid of Sarah Mclachlan and say it's him.

ftfy

When is this happening?

CREEPER! · Post by **CREEPER!** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:21 am

CREEPER PLAY BONGOS!!! CREEEEPPPPPEEERRR!!!!!