I thought customers demanded bibles in their hotel rooms?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:55 pm

Hmm. I remember Left Shitter saying that's why hotels put bibles in rooms, because customers DEMAND them. In my room at the Homewood Suites on International Drive in whOrlando, not a single bible in my room.

I guess Left Shitter can't be right on everything, which is probably why he discriminates against poor balck kids on Halloween.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:57 pm

They were probably in the process of switching out the Bibles for Korans. Patience, ~~weedhopper~~ seedhopper.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:58 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:In my room at the Homewood Suites on International Drive in whOrlando.

Meet me at the schoolyard down the street, today at 2PM SHARP and I'll kick your ass!

Sin,
That One Noles Fan on SC3

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:04 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:In my room at the Homewood Suites on International Drive in whOrlando.

Meet me at the schoolyard down the street, today at 2PM SHARP and I'll kick your ass!

Sin,
That One Noles Fan on SC3

Predator

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:07 pm

When does one go from living rent free in someone's dome to being creeped out and consider calling the cops? :?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:49 pm

I pretty much leave all the drawers closed. That way I'll never mistakenly leave anything in one of them.

Also never put clean clothes in the dresser drawers because you never know what kind of shit the last tenant might have stuffed in there.

On the road I always ask for two queen beds. All of my stuff goes on the bed closest to the unit ventilator.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:01 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:In my room at the Homewood Suites on International Drive in whOrlando.

Meet me at the schoolyard down the street, today at 2PM SHARP and I'll kick your ass!

Sin,
That One Noles Fan on SC3

Predator

Yeah...Pretty sure that was the Predator v. Kev In Feenix debacle...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:11 pm

schmick wrote:whenever I stay in a hotel room I take the bible out of there and toss it in a trash can somewhere outside of the hotel so it isnt just put back in the room.

Love your attitude

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:17 pm

schmick wrote:whenever I stay in a hotel room I take the bible out of there and toss it in a trash can somewhere outside of the hotel so it isnt just put back in the room.

Is that before or after checking your room for dope?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:12 am

I was giving you props, idiot.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:14 am

Left Seater wrote:being creeped out and consider calling the cops? :?

1) Only faggots use the word creepy.

2) Why would "considering calling the cops" even be part of this discussion?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:14 am

Didn't one of these dudes live in Orlando?

:friday:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:22 am

I always thought this was weird. If you are the type of person who would want to read the Bible while you are away on business/vacation, wouldn't you, you know, bring your fucking own? I bring my own fiction with me on my travels, I don't expect the hotel to supply it for me.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:26 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always thought this was weird. If you are the type of person who would want to read the Bible while you are away on business/vacation, wouldn't you, you know, bring your fucking own? I bring my own fiction with me on my travels, I don't expect the hotel to supply it for me.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:57 am

schmick wrote:whenever I stay in a hotel room I take the bible out of there and toss it in a trash can somewhere outside of the hotel so it isnt just put back in the room.

Very heroic but do tell... is that your first priority when walking into the room, tracking down wayward, offensive bibles ?

Here's a suggestion for your next excellent adventure:

Wait until checkout then before you leave the hotel, find the nearest uni-sex bathroom. Of course, you will have already scouted this location.

Throw that nasty bible into the toilet, make sure you tamp it down good and solid, then proceed to take a huge dump on top of it. As you pull up your jorts (smirking), flush the toilet and complain loudly on the way out that this place is a fucking shit hole and you'll never stay there again.

ps - be sure to bring some milk of magnesia along so you'll be ready when the triumphant moment arrives.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:32 pm

schmick wrote:whenever I stay in a hotel room I take the bible out of there and toss it in a trash can somewhere outside of the hotel so it isnt just put back in the room.

Yeah! That'll show 'em!

What a sad, pathetic little cunt you are.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:19 pm

In case any of you did not know:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gideons_International

Lucky the Gideons are not into dome lopping. There'll be a quiz on Bible cover colors on Monday.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:24 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:In my room at the Homewood Suites on International Drive in whOrlando.

Meet me at the schoolyard down the street, today at 2PM SHARP and I'll kick your ass!

Sin,
That One Noles Fan on SC3

Predator

I thought it was "Something-Dog/Dawg"?

Been so long ago. He was a Marine or something. Dumb as a rock (but I already mentioned Noles fan).

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:30 pm

Pacedog.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:20 pm

Carson wrote:Pacedog.

Bingo!

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:34 pm

whatever it takes to stop the spread of retard propaganda

The TV would be a better option.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:45 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:In my room at the Homewood Suites on International Drive in whOrlando, not a single bible in my room.

I'm at the Homewood in Oxnard. Bible in the room in case you're keeping score at home. Or on the road.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:28 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
I'm at the Homewood in Oxnard. Bible in the room in case you're keeping score at home. Or on the road.

Spanish or English?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:31 am

Moving Sale wrote:Spanish or English?

Fair question. English.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:18 am

Gideons Bibles are not placed in motel rooms here.

Patrons are generally treated to a thoughtful care package, however --
such as I was given when I recently checked in for a lovely and memorable
night at the J Motel.

Cleansing foam, feminine cleanser, TOTO Gel, two condoms and his & hers toothbrushes.

Items not used.

:|

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:42 am

And what exactly does one do with Toto gel?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:44 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Spanish or English?
Fair question. English.

If it is in Oxnard, it is probably chained to the nightstand.

Stayed in a motel 6 or somesuch there once. Security guards in full riot gear, if I recall. Nice place.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:33 pm

mvscal wrote:
schmick wrote:whenever I stay in a hotel room I take the bible out of there and toss it in a trash can somewhere outside of the hotel so it isnt just put back in the room.
Yeah! That'll show 'em!

What a sad, pathetic little cunt you are.

There is zero chance he actually does that. The tough guy routine ends when he logs off the internet.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:53 pm

smackaholic wrote:And what exactly does one do with Toto gel?

Slather it on your cock, click your heels together 3 times, then chant "there's no place like pussy."

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:03 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
mvscal wrote:
schmick wrote:whenever I stay in a hotel room I take the bible out of there and toss it in a trash can somewhere outside of the hotel so it isnt just put back in the room.
Yeah! That'll show 'em!

What a sad, pathetic little cunt you are.
There is zero chance he actually does that. The tough guy routine ends when he logs off the internet.

True, but there is also no doubt that his anus puckers in outrage at the mere sight of a book of stories that he claims not to believe in. Atheist fundies are even more annoying than bible thumping fundies.

Genuine atheists simply don't care. I find a bible to be about as offensive as a book of Greek mythology.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:31 pm

mv,

I'll take that one step further. People who are truly comfortable with their atheism don't get tied up in knots over other people making religious demonstrations. My brother in law and I are both atheists. But we don't walk out of the room when his parents insist on starting dinner with a prayer.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:08 pm

Actually, I like the odd church service, particularly Catholic or Orthodox since I was raised Lutheran and didn't know much the old school branches of Christianity growing up.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:12 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Whether you think religion is BS or not, it's easy enough to be respectful of others' beliefs. When my wife's parents are with us, they always pray before meals. It's not difficult to lower your head and be quiet.

I've attended Easter services at their church. It didn't kill me.

Being respectful doesn't weaken one's certainty that it's BS.

Can I keep my eyes open and my head up?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:17 pm

BSmack wrote:Actually, I like the odd church service, particularly Catholic or Orthodox since I was raised Lutheran and didn't know much the old school branches of Christianity growing up.

Did you ever go up and take communion? I've always wondered if those little pieces of unleavened bread would sicken or kill unbaptized outsiders.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:18 pm

I can live with that.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:46 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I can't see how a sane person can believe any of the mythology, but I don't mind being respectful of it. They're good people. I enjoy debating religion with my Baptist dad-in-law. I thought he would be upset about my opinions, but he actually listens and says I make good points. We didn't even tell my wife's parents about my non-believing 'til years after we were married.

He came to me crying after a funeral last weekend. He said he loved me and wanted to see me after we were both dead. I really appreciated the fact that he cared that much about me, but I told him he knew we wouldn't be seeing one another after we were deceased. He's a really good man, but, as he gets older, he's getting more and more into his religiosity. I'm hoping it doesn't get so bad I can't be around him.

What a fukking asshole.

Dude lets you bang his little girl and you can't even give him the address to the UT school of studying dead rotten fukkers?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 5:25 am

schmick wrote:a fucking talking snake

For someone so obsessed with Christians, and the Bible, it seems odd that you appear to know very little about it.

It was the serpent, not a snake.

Revelation 12:9
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Genesis 3:1
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:07 am

Genesis 1 & 2 tells of God's creation, and all that He created on earth.

In Genesis 3, the serpent enters and it says, "Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made..."

If the serpent was a mere snake, the text would say, "Now the serpent was more subtil than any OTHER beast of the field which the LORD God had made..."

But it doesn't, because the serpent is satan.

Revelation 20:2
And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:48 am

Mikey wrote:Did you ever go up and take communion? I've always wondered if those little pieces of unleavened bread would sicken or kill unbaptized outsiders.

When I was in high school my varsity football coach would take the team to mass on a "voluntary" basis on Friday evenings. I took communion at a few of those masses. Then I realized transubstantiation is gross.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:48 am

schmick/toejam... when did you graduate from my school, USC?