I thought customers demanded bibles in their hotel rooms?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:59 am

BSmack wrote:Then I realized transubstantiation is gross.

Especially when you try and wipe it off. Ewww.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:25 pm

Not long after Leroy left the nest

Schmick wrote:When did the rabbit with the colored eggs show up?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:50 pm

poptart wrote:It was the serpent, not a snake.

Dude, you're not helping your cause. That sounds even more like something out of a Tolkien novel.

At what point did Gandalf show up and bitch slap the serpent?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:59 pm

Python · Post by **Python** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:13 pm

Moving Sale wrote: Can I keep my eyes open and my head up?

Too easy.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:16 pm

^^^^^^^
Yes you can, and you don't even need to kneel if you wish. I seldom bow my head or close my eyes during prayer and kneeling kills my knees. It's interesting how some folks are so ignorant about religions. There are so many forms of worship, if you shop around, you are almost certain to find one within your comfort zone. I also find it interesting that some are uncomfortable in a motel room because there is a Bible in the nightstand. It won't keep you awake or stop you from having a roll in the hay with your wife/GF.

Wolfman (catholic light aka Episcopalian)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:22 pm

"I can't get past the fact I'm just listening to some fuckin' guy. You ever think of that shit? That's just some dude."

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 8:43 pm

Believers are used to mockery and most of us couldn't care less what you think. At least we're not getting our domes lopped off or being burned aline, thrown to the lions, etc. here-----yet. I'd search for a believer comedian mocking atheism on U-Tube, but it would be a waste of my time and I don't want to insult my friend 88. Have a nice day.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:13 pm

Wolfman wrote:I'd search for a believer comedian mocking atheism on U-Tube, but it wouldn't be funny

Fixed.

Not believing in talking serpents and the like isn't very fertile grounds for good comedy. You're better off just playing the "both sides are full of shit" card.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:56 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...bitch slap the serpent?

"Oh hell YEAH."

Sincerely,

:friday:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:54 am

Mgo wrote:Dude, you're not helping your cause. That sounds even more like something out of a Tolkien novel.

At what point did Gandalf show up and bitch slap the serpent?

Oh, you don't have to believe the Bible.
You can believe whatever you want.

I was just letting schmick know what the Bible really says.

And if he's happy letting the funny men "educate" him, so be it.
It seems an appropriate level for him, to be honest.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:15 pm

l to r: The Book of Genesis

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:02 pm

Doug Stanhope is one twisted fukk. Funny as hell though.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:22 am

Jsc wrote:What makes you think that you have the ultimate interpretation of the Bible?

Do you disagree that the serpent in Genesis 3 is satan?

Do you want to consult with the funny men?

It's not a point of interpretation.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:16 am

"Now, who could it be? Could it be Satan?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:02 pm

smackaholic wrote:Doug Stanhope is one twisted fukk. Funny as hell though.

Not really funny at all actually.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:22 pm

Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:46 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Well, hell, I have...the Book of Mormon (haven't cracked it open yet).

I suggest seeing it in person. I laffed many times during the show.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:58 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Nothing's funnier than watching a Schmick religion rant. It doesn't appear to make Mgo quite as mad, but I think with a little work - he can get there... :grin:

What is there to get mad about? Religion was prominent in my family growing up. Anger was never part of the deal, I just simply didn't "get it." I was in church this morning as a matter of fact for a funeral service. The sheeple aspect of it all "creeps" (sup Screw) me out a little bit, but mostly I just get a kick out of the whole spectacle.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:00 pm

Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible

Nice humblebrag.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:47 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The sheeple aspect of it all "creeps" (sup Spray) me out a little bit, but mostly I just get a kick out of the whole spectacle.

FTFY

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:13 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible
Nice humblebrag.

Zyclod would be proud of that effort.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 3:56 am

Who is this Zyclod and why is he all up in your dome?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:38 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible
Nice humblebrag.
Zyclod would be proud of that effort.

I can't accept a Zyclone reset till LS is taking pics of his Ruth Chris reciept

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:39 am

BTW....I'll be in Vegas this week being low key. I'll give you the bible report from the MGM, Cosmopolitan (sup Dio), Wynn and Bellagio penthouses.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:54 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Hotel room Bible scorecard this week:

Monday: The Lodge at Vail - Bible

Wednesday: Westin Detroit Airport - Bible

Thursday: Omni Charlotte - No Bible

Friday: Marriott Austin North - Bible and Giddeon Bible
Nice humblebrag.

Yeah, because commercial pilots should stay in Hotel 6 and never get more than 300 miles from base. Fly that approach into Vail in minimal IFR and you can brag too.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:48 pm

The departure in crap weather makes you pucker a little too. 14,000 foot rocks help focus the concentration.

T1B

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