California - up a creek

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:23 pm

mvscal wrote:
The State wrote:
Our reservoirs are at 100% capacity and 10% above normal.

No, they aren't.

http://ww2.kqed.org/news/2014/12/15/its ... voirs-look

Yes they are... but, beaners can't read.

They mow lawns in Nebraska.

The State wrote:Oh yeah,

Northern Mexico (slowcal).. is "technically" a shithole.

As far as water being a problem in California... the North Bay/San Francisco ???

We're damn near overflowing with 100% capacity...

... and 10% over normal during this time of year.

http://www.marinwater.org/300/Water-Watch

That's why we have these...

In our backyard...

the truth

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:30 pm

mvscal wrote:
The State wrote:
Our reservoirs are at 100% capacity and 10% above normal.

No, they aren't.

http://ww2.kqed.org/news/2014/12/15/its ... voirs-look

Uhm... dude...

uhm... why would you post an article that proves Melton right, and you wrong?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:37 pm

The State wrote:
mvscal wrote:
The State wrote:
Our reservoirs are at 100% capacity and 10% above normal.

No, they aren't.

http://ww2.kqed.org/news/2014/12/15/its ... voirs-look

Yes they are... but, beaners can't read.

Shasta Lake, the state’s biggest reservoir, is at 78 percent of average for this date (though it’s just 58 percent full). Lake Oroville, the second-biggest storage facility, is at 70 percent of average and 49 percent full.

http://cdec.water.ca.gov/cgi-progs/reservoirs/RES

Looks there is only one reservoir in the entire state that is at 100% or better and it's one of the smallest ones in the state.

You are a pitifully stupid and horrifically plungered gimp.

The TRUTH...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:
The State wrote:
Our reservoirs are at 100% capacity and 10% above normal.

No, they aren't.

http://ww2.kqed.org/news/2014/12/15/its ... voirs-look

Uhm... dude...

uhm... why would you post an article that proves Melton right, and you wrong?

I guess you can't read either.

Too funny...

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:47 pm

mvscal wrote:
Looks there is only one reservoir in the entire state

Another thing beaners can't do... is speak english.

Since you're simply too stupid to read and comprehend... I'll spell it out for you, mmm kay ?

Reservoir Storage
Alpine, Bon Tempe, Kent, Lagunitas, Nicasio, Phoenix, & Soulajule Reservoirs Acre-Feet % of Capacity
Total capacity of 7 reservoirs
79,566 100%
Storage as of March 8, 2015 77,473 97.37%
Storage for this date last year 61,465 77.25%
Average storage for this date 71,582 89.97%
Current storage (77,473 AF) is 108.22% of the average storage (71,582 AF) for this date.

Here ya go... shit for brains.

http://www.marinwater.org/300/Water-Watch

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:04 pm

Hate to break it to you, Chimey, but that 79,000 AF of storage represents a little less than two tenths of one percent of California's storage capacity.

You'll have to cherry pick a little harder than that. You don't live in Marin county either.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:20 pm

mvscal wrote:Hate to break it to you, Chimey, but that 79,000 AF of storage represents a little less than two tenths of one percent of California's storage capacity.

You'll have to cherry pick a little harder than that.

No cherry picking here, beaner... I just happen to be able to read and comprehend.

Something you obviously are incapable of...

Here was my post... seems I have to walk you through everything... like a little baby grease spot.

The State wrote:As far as water being a problem in California... the North Bay/San Francisco ???

We're damn near overflowing with 100% capacity...

... and 10% over normal during this time of year.

http://www.marinwater.org/300/Water-Watch

mvscal wrote:You don't live in Marin county either.

Haven't you had your ass-kicked enough by me in this thread ???

Or should we have a mod check my ip address and slam you upside the head a little bit more ?

Your call, Pancho

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:23 pm

Stunning.

Milton not being able to read is expected.

Dins not being able to is...well, I guess if he didn't get it spoon fed on a Google search... :?

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:25 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Stunning.

Milton not being able to read is expected.

Dins not being able to is...well, I guess if he didn't get it spoon fed on a Google search... :?

Not very bright... are you, Jay ?

I'm surrounded by idiots.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:38 pm

The State wrote: Yep, just suffering up here due to lack of water on the North Coast of California.

Maybe you missed my post... where I provided documentation about how much water we have up here ?

Our reservoirs are at 100% capacity and 10% above normal.

While major reservoirs on the North Coast are now filled to 75 percent of capacity and beyond, the reservoirs serving Central Valley water purveyors remain low. Lake Shasta is at 41 percent of capacity, the San Luis Reservoir at 39 percent, and the state Department of Water Resources estimates it will be able to deliver only 10 percent of the 4 million acre-feet requested from the State Water Project.

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/state ... s-ahead-on

Yes, Melty, you're cherry picking. First you said North Coast now you're backtracking to North Bay.

The bottom line remains: You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:51 pm

mvscal wrote:
Yes, Melty, you're cherry picking. First you said North Coast now you're backtracking to North Bay.

The bottom line remains: You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

No shit for brains... I said, North Bay first.

You really are one dumb mother fucker.

You got your ass-kicked and you can't find a way out. It's getting truly embarrassing for you.

So now you're backing off... saying I don't live in Marin ?

You're a fucking mess.

No wonder you live in Nebraska.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:00 pm

Papa Melty wrote:
The State wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Stunning.

Milton not being able to read is expected.

Dins not being able to is...well, I guess if he didn't get it spoon fed on a Google search... :?

Not very bright... are you, Jay ?

I'm surrounded by idiots.
You're doing so good, Milton! Wanna fuck?

/s/
Goobs

Wrong, fatboy, Milton is getting his ass handed to him in this thread. But of course, in this thread he's dealing with capable posters.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:08 pm

Let's see. First you say north bay then you say north coast (both of which are completely irrelevant in terms of California's water situation) then you're back to north bay, then you have absolutely no clue what is or isn't a desert...but you aren't cherry picking, backpedalling and simply clueless.

Too funny...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:21 pm

On top of that, Melty can't read a simple link with up to date facts about the water situation in California.

Way too many chines reverberating in his head, causing his multiple-personalities to shift back and forth so often his brain damage now has brain damage. Toolio, take a whole bunch of happy-sleepy pills, cuddle up to that homeless aids victim lying on the sidewalk in a puddle of his own urine, lap it up as a water replacement and swallow.

Again.

You're used to that sort of thing in Fagdad.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:42 pm

Milton's great at throwing up a load of bullshit and declaring victory.

It's leaving that he seems to have a problem with.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:00 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Way too many chines reverberating in his head

He's hitting boulders in a riverboat due to the low water?

Hope to have some of that going on myself this week. But not too much reverberation.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:10 pm

Do any of your posts actually make sense to you?

Meltuber? How very KC of you.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:14 pm

Meltstoolio, getting his ass handed to him yet again only makes one wonder when he changes his name once again.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:45 pm

The State wrote:As far as water being a problem in California... the North Bay/San Francisco ???

We're damn near overflowing with 100% capacity...

... and 10% over normal during this time of year.

http://www.marinwater.org/300/Water-Watch

That's why we have these...

In our backyard...

the truth

Good god....

You make Moving Fail look like a geography genius.

But that's to be expected of someone who lives in the midwest.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:08 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

I've actually driven through that tree.

That explains the hole.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:16 pm

Went through it as a child.

Closer to home, in the Old Days, this sucker was on the way to the Coast:

I pissed on it, puked on it, passed out against it (after being forced to drive shitfaced out of town by the Seaside PD, and hopefully I wasn't in someone else's piss), caught steelhead next to it, and generally had a good time with the world's largest spruce tree...

Until Father Time and lightning got the better of it, and it died a few years ago (750 years old -- I think Wolfman planted it). Was about 17' feet diameter.

Now we have to go a few miles down the coast to see the world's largest spruce.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote:

I pissed on it, puked on it, passed out against it (after being forced to drive shitfaced out of town by the Seaside PD, and hopefully I wasn't in someone else's piss), caught steelhead next to it, and generally had a good time with the world's largest spruce tree...

Until you come with a story about jerking off beside the tree...then wiping your cock on the moss...don't bother.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:35 pm

I did leave off the part where I nailed a chick against it, if that helps. Although I don't remember any moss-fueled hygiene.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:07 pm

I will accept that.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:16 pm

mvscal wrote:E. Midwest Dumbfuck, you know maybe it might be a good idea to grow a little something other than corn and soybeans.

:-?

Six months deep in the Flyover and already an expert...

So you've got a list handy of all the viable crops that "Midwest Dumbfuck" can grow other than corn and soybeans? You'll want to read "viable" as profitable, BTW...

And no, wheat doesn't count. Your neighbor to the south already has that crop nicely sewn up.

Somehow, I can see where rice, cotton, and sugarcane might struggle just a bit, given grain-belt climate extremes, as well as citrus groves, chardonnay grapes, cocoa trees and banana palms.

Care to take another run at correcting 150 years of successful Midwest agronomics?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:52 pm

Dent corn
Sweet corn
Popcorn
Soybeans
Alfalfa
Hay?

err...
Bermudagrass
Big Bluestem
Bromegrass
Cover
Fescue
Prariegrass
Sorghum
Straw
Timothy?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:29 pm

Mtool has no actual idea about where his water comes from....

This is classic Bay Area stupid.

Wiki can be your friend toolio, Here's a few free search suggestions.

Lake Shasta
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shasta_Lake
Lake Oroville
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Oroville
California State Water Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California ... er_Project
North Bay Aqueduct
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Bay_Aqueduct
Hetch Hetchy Valley
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%27Shaugh ... alifornia)

Face it dumbass, you maggots in Fagdad by the Bay are as fucked as the SoCals and Cen Cals.
72,000 acre ft isn't going to supply the whole North Bay.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:22 am

Y2K wrote: This is classic Bay Area stupid.

Shut your Edward James Olmos Skincare using face boy. I know we are close to dry out in the Bay, even in the various counties toolio claims his IP address emanates from.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:24 am

Truman wrote: Six months deep in the Flyover and already an expert...

Six months...two years...who's counting right? I guess I must be hallucinating all the corn and soybeans I see driving around the Missouri Valley, right?

Somehow, I can see where rice, cotton, and sugarcane might struggle just a bit, given grain-belt climate extremes, as well as citrus groves, chardonnay grapes, cocoa trees and banana palms.

And corn takes hardly any water at all.

:doh:

But this is Melton's ride on the plunger pony. You'll have to wait your turn.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:56 am

AP wrote:Meltstoolio, getting his ass handed to him yet again only makes one wonder when he changes his name once again.

I think his routine is to change his nic with every tampon change.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:13 am

Shut your Edward James Olmos Skincare using face boy

Props for him using "skincare" Sucks for me i guess... :grin:

Props for "getting it" RJ...it's gonna be ugly.
LA Water District is up here buying water allotments from farmers instead of planting.
First signs of survival of the richest.

But hey we're building a really neat train right here in Fresno where we dont have enough water to even handle the demo and dust control parts of the project let alone anything else. At least for 50 billion dollars you can travel a hundred miles of a dustbowl really fast.

Welcome to California..yes we are this stupid.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:40 am

Oh yeah, California????

Florida is filled with old people from all over the country that don't want them any more. And Gator and Hurricane fans.

I put it to you, Greg Marmalarde, that while California may be stupid, where were they when Florida declared war on Germany after Pearl Harbor? And which state decided that cheap ass pieces of paper badly corrugated should be used by really old people to cast their vote for Pat Buchanan?

Florida.

The state where you can't be too stupid or too high on weed from around Lake Okeechobee( killer stuff, so I heard.)

But what we Floridians do have, besides really good football players and weed, is water. Lots of water. We try to waste water by drinking it, making us a little bloated, but WATER! I can dig a hole and hit water here, but just try to use the water to grow weed. Shame, but back to the point!

Florida is dumber than California. Just....not as thirsty.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:33 am

What are the water levels of Don Pedro, Commanche, O'Neill Forebay, Lake McClure, New Hogan, and New Melones though? These are the watersheds for the Central Valley and the agribusiness that lives off them. If the water isn't there to support the crops growing there, Cal is going to die a slow painful death. You can't eat computer chips and Apple apps as deliciously nutritious as they sound.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:21 am

Y2K wrote:
Shut your Edward James Olmos Skincare using face boy
Props for him using "skincare" Sucks for me i guess... :grin:

Props for "getting it" RJ...it's gonna be ugly.
LA Water District is up here buying water allotments from farmers instead of planting.
First signs of survival of the richest.

But hey we're building a really neat train right here in Fresno where we dont have enough water to even handle the demo and dust control parts of the project let alone anything else. At least for 50 billion dollars you can travel a hundred miles of a dustbowl really fast.

Welcome to California..yes we are this stupid.

WTF is it with libtards and their rail projects? Morons in this state have been pushing for one for years. They have settled for a "busway" basically, ghetto hi speed rail. It will run from new britski to hartford. The fact that there is pretty much no one that makes that commute is irrelevant.

the one place where it makes a lot of sense, the DC/Boston corridor has resulted in the biggest POS in the history of human conveyance contraptions, the Acela.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:36 pm

Rooster wrote:What are the water levels of Don Pedro (43%), Commanche (29%), O'Neill Forebay (68%), Lake McClure (9%), New Hogan (21%), and New Melones (25%) though? These are the watersheds for the Central Valley and the agribusiness that lives off them. If the water isn't there to support the crops growing there, Cal is going to die a slow painful death. You can't eat computer chips and Apple apps as deliciously nutritious as they sound.

I posted those earlier. It's all good, though. Water is flowing out of Mstool's tap, so there's no drought.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:50 pm

smackaholic wrote:

Which was Matty G making fun of his hometown.

But we're still building stupid commuter trains. And everywhere they build them, the crime rate skyrockets (The newest, the Green Line had a 50% increase in crime in its first year in the surrounding hoods). But hey, when they get done with the latest boondoggle, they've got their sights set on my hood (like a couple of blocks away).

Someone crunched some numbers, and for the price of a couple of miles of light rail, they could buy enough busses to run one every ten minutes, pay for the driver and maintenance, the driver's pension, and all other associated expenses for decades.

But they still build the trains. Sure, people ride them aplenty, but they'd take a freaking bus if it went to the same place. And the morons still don't have enough spots to put bicycles on the freaking trains (there's like 2 hooks per car, which are inside. Then again, there's only 2 racks on the front of each bus).

Fucking trains.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:34 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
mvscal wrote: Water is flowing out of Mstool's tap, so there's no drought.
That would be semen on his lap, so there is definitely a drought.

He should check his back..... where it flows like the mighty Mississippi

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:41 am

Mikey wrote:Dent corn
Sweet corn
Popcorn
Soybeans
Alfalfa
Hay?

err...
Bermudagrass
Big Bluestem
Bromegrass
Cover
Fescue
Prariegrass
Sorghum
Straw
Timothy?

Excuse me? The following list says Nebraska can grow ample numbers of and significant quantities of if needed. The growing season (varies for type of produce) extends from mid-March to mid-October depending on the year. April through September is guaranteed. Speaking of water.... the Ogllala Aquifer (978 trillion gallons of fresh water) contains a decent percentage of ALL the fresh water on the planet. If vegetable production in Cali goes tits up, I predict a number of those corn, beans, and wheat farmers would make switch cash crops if they started making 70k per acre in profits due to the demand that would result.

Asian Vegetables. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Asparagus. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Basil . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Beet. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Broccoli. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Brussels Sprouts. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cabbage. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cantaloupe. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Carrot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cauliflower. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Collards. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cowpea. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cucumber. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Dry Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Eggplant . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Endive. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Garlic. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Herbs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Kale. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Leek. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Lettuce (Head and Leaf). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Lima Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Mint (Peppermint and Spearmint) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Mustard. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Okra. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Onion (Bulb and Green). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Parsley. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Parsnip. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pea. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pepper. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Potato . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pumpkin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Radish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rhubarb. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Snap Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Spinach. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Squash. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sweet Corn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sweet Potato. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tomato . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Turnip. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Turnip Greens. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Watermelon.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:20 am

Can you take all the illegal migrant workers as well?

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:07 am

Seems like the horse-fucker has made his appearance.

Horse-fucker... why don't you tell the board about where my ip address emanates ???

You still pissed off about your wife leaving you for a guy from Marin ???

There's a reason I went to Cal... and well, you didn't .

This seems like it needs to be repeated for the simpletons... at least 4 to 5 times.

Horse-fucker... why don't you tell the board about where my ip address emanates ???

Like I said, where I live... we have ZERO water problems (we're simply smarter than the rest of you)

Hell, we're 10% over capacity (which has been mentioned more than 3 times) but, this board isn't quite bright enough to read and write, as well as comprehend.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

In conclusion, will R-Jack (the horse-fucker) post my ip address... or will he continue to try and sidetrack where successful people live ?