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Seems like the horse-fucker has made his appearance.


Horse-fucker... why don't you tell the board about where my ip address emanates ???


You still pissed off about your wife leaving you for a guy from Marin ???


There's a reason I went to Cal... and well, you didn't .



This seems like it needs to be repeated for the simpletons... at least 4 to 5 times.

Horse-fucker... why don't you tell the board about where my ip address emanates ???


Like I said, where I live... we have ZERO water problems (we're simply smarter than the rest of you)

Hell, we're 10% over capacity (which has been mentioned more than 3 times) but, this board isn't quite bright enough to read and write, as well as comprehend.


I'm surrounded by idiots.


In conclusion, will R-Jack (the horse-fucker) post my ip address... or will he continue to try and sidetrack where successful people live ?
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Y2K wrote:Can you take all the illegal migrant workers as well?
You mean we haven't already?

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mvscal wrote:Let's see. First you say north bay then you say north coast (both of which are completely irrelevant in terms of California's water situation)

I'm not even sure where to go with this stupidity.


The North Bay and North Coast are one in the same.


Not that you've EVER been here.



Only a simpleton would devalue the reverence of the North Coast/North Bay when it comes to California.


That being said, you were moved out of California for a reason.
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Like I said, where I live... we have ZERO water problems (we're simply smarter than the rest of you)

Hell, we're 10% over capacity (which has been mentioned more than 3 times) but, this board isn't quite bright enough to read and write, as well as comprehend.
Yes you do you clueless buffoon
You do realize that the majority of Marin water storage is designated to reintroducing Coho salmon back into your county streams,The Lagunitas watershed alone is almost 100% used for that purpose. Brought to lucky fucks like you by the same simpleton enviornmental leftists that live in that shithole, the same pieces of shit that shut down the pumps into the Delta Mendota Canal because of the endangered Delta Smelt. You substitute the losses by deliveries via the North Bay Aqueduct.
There's NOT going to be much water headed your way dumbass.
Just stop take a breath and enjoy the new neat spawning grounds for your special lil fishes.

Then pull your head out of your ass
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R-Jack... (Horse-fucker)... I noticed that you just made you apperance... since I logged into the board.


Here's your chance...
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I'm not going to post your IP address your semen shitting spambot. I don't even care to look it up. I'm not the one doubting your locale, but you keep flip flopping them.

When people doubt your SF-ness, you scream for an IP check. When people doubt your Marin-ness, you scream for an IP check.

Make up your mind on which Google search you want to claim as home, that's all.
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Y2K wrote:
Like I said, where I live... we have ZERO water problems (we're simply smarter than the rest of you)

Hell, we're 10% over capacity (which has been mentioned more than 3 times) but, this board isn't quite bright enough to read and write, as well as comprehend.
Yes you do you clueless buffoon
You do realize that the majority of Marin water storage is designated to reintroducing Coho salmon back into your county streams,The Lagunitas watershed alone is almost 100% used for that purpose. Brought to lucky fucks like you by the same simpleton enviornmental leftists that live in that shithole, the same pieces of shit that shut down the pumps into the Delta Mendota Canal because of the endangered Delta Smelt. You substitute the losses by deliveries via the North Bay Aqueduct.
There's NOT going to be much water headed your way dumbass.
Just stop take a breath and enjoy the new neat spawning grounds for your special lil fishes.

Then pull your head out of your ass


Link ?


I'll be waiting... down syndrome 60 year old Okie from Fresno.


It's always funny when retards from hundreds of miles away in the desert (central valley) Tell me, how we run things here.


Of course, I don't really live here.
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R-Jack wrote:I'm not going to post your IP address your semen shitting spambot. I don't even care to look it up. I'm not the one doubting your locale, but you keep flip flopping them.

When people doubt your SF-ness, you scream for an IP check. When people doubt your Marin-ness, you scream for an IP check.

Make up your mind on which Google search you want to claim as home, that's all.


It's rather simple... to check my ip address as a mod on this board.


What makes it complicated... is having to back-track on your bullshit... when you call out "the truth".
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R-Jack wrote:
When people doubt your SF-ness, you scream for an IP check. When people doubt your Marin-ness, you scream for an IP check.

Make up your mind on which Google search you want to claim as home, that's all.


Ummm... that's because I have both ???


You can't really be that slow... can you ?


I'ts been mentioned more than a hundred times on this board, simpleton.
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:lol:
A number of watersheds exist in Marin County including Walker Creek, Lagunitas Creek, Miller Creek, and Novato Creek. Notably, the Lagunitas Creek Watershed is home to the largest-remaining wild run of Coho salmon (Oncorhynchus kisutch) in Central California. These coho are part of the "Central California Coast Evolutionarily Significant Unit," or CCC ESU, and are listed as "endangered" at both the state and federal level.

Significant efforts to protect and restore these fish have been underway in the Watershed since the 1980s. Fifty-percent of historical salmon habitat is now behind dams. Strong efforts are also being made to protect and restore undammed, headwater reaches of this Watershed in the San Geronimo Valley, where upwards of 40% of the Lagunitas salmon spawn each year and where as much as 1/3 of the juvenile salmon (or fry) spend their entire freshwater lives. The "Salmon Protection and Watershed Network"[14] leads winter tours for the public to learn about and view these spawning salmon, and also leads year-round opportunities for the public to get involved in stream restoration, monitoring spawning and smolt outmigration, juvenile fish rescue and relocation in the summer, and advocacy and policy development. Around 490 different species of birds have been observed in Marin County.[15]

Despite the lack of rain in the Marin County area due to historic drought levels, in 2014, an estimated 20,000 juvenile Coho salmon made the migration from their spawning grounds in the Lagunitas Creek area to the Pacific ocean. This increase in migration was significantly up from the previous historic record for the same migration measured in 2006 at 11,000.[16]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marin_county

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Y2K wrote:for the public to learn about and view these spawning salmon, and also leads year-round opportunities for the public to get involved stream restoration, monitoring spawn
That's what I'm sayin'.

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Let me bust out a San Francisco band... that will confuse the simpletons on this board...


Creedence Clearwater Revival: Born On The Bayou



Straight out of the San Francisco Bay Area... and nowhere near the shithole known as the south...



CCR


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Y2K wrote::lol:
A number of watersheds exist in Marin County including Walker Creek, Lagunitas Creek, Miller Creek, and Novato Creek. Notably, the Lagunitas Creek Watershed is home to the largest-remaining wild run of Coho salmon (Oncorhynchus kisutch) in Central California. These coho are part of the "Central California Coast Evolutionarily Significant Unit," or CCC ESU, and are listed as "endangered" at both the state and federal level.

Significant efforts to protect and restore these fish have been underway in the Watershed since the 1980s. Fifty-percent of historical salmon habitat is now behind dams. Strong efforts are also being made to protect and restore undammed, headwater reaches of this Watershed in the San Geronimo Valley, where upwards of 40% of the Lagunitas salmon spawn each year and where as much as 1/3 of the juvenile salmon (or fry) spend their entire freshwater lives. The "Salmon Protection and Watershed Network"[14] leads winter tours for the public to learn about and view these spawning salmon, and also leads year-round opportunities for the public to get involved in stream restoration, monitoring spawning and smolt outmigration, juvenile fish rescue and relocation in the summer, and advocacy and policy development. Around 490 different species of birds have been observed in Marin County.[15]

Despite the lack of rain in the Marin County area due to historic drought levels, in 2014, an estimated 20,000 juvenile Coho salmon made the migration from their spawning grounds in the Lagunitas Creek area to the Pacific ocean. This increase in migration was significantly up from the previous historic record for the same migration measured in 2006 at 11,000.[16]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marin_county

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The year 2010 ???



Too funny...
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Oh yeah,


You left this out tard... from your own post


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Marin County is well known for its natural beauty, liberal politics, and affluence. In May 2009, Marin County had the fifth highest income per capita in the United States at about $91,480.[5]


You're not very bright, are you ?



Good times...
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Y2K is right..


significant measures have been implemented to help the salmon..
but the fact remains..we're fucked.
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Straight out of the San Francisco Bay Area...


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Seriously, we can't stop laughing at you !!!








You know who I am...
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Can't Stop Laughing...



Drought Information

February 1, 2015 Update
Reservoirs Still Above Average Despite Dry January



http://www.marinwater.org/318/Drought-Information



Aisha


Live from San Francisco


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Papa Willie wrote:
The State wrote:Oh yeah,


You left this out tard... from your own post


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Marin County is well known for its natural beauty, liberal politics, and affluence. In May 2009, Marin County had the fifth highest income per capita in the United States at about $91,480.[5]


You're not very bright, are you ?



Good times...
And after they pay their rent or mortgages (and their other bills), they get to eat off $50 a week.

Good times.

Too funny!


You're a fucking piece of shit, Tenderloin Boy! :bode:




Your jelly is showing... pull up your skirt.
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Marin County...


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Looking at San Francisco from Marin


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Marin


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Marin Civic Center/Library
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Anyways... you know what Money... looks like.


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Wow, I wish I was m2!
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poptart wrote:Wow, I wish I was m2!





Dreamer.
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The drought is over motherfuckers.



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http://forecast.weather.gov/showsigwx.p ... UzP9vlViko
Flood Advisory

FLOOD ADVISORY
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SAN DIEGO CA
651 AM PDT FRI MAY 8 2015

CAC059-065-071-073-081700-
/O.CON.KSGX.FA.Y.0006.000000T0000Z-150508T1700Z/
/00000.N.ER.000000T0000Z.000000T0000Z.000000T0000Z.OO/
ORANGE CA-SAN BERNARDINO CA-SAN DIEGO CA-RIVERSIDE CA-
651 AM PDT FRI MAY 8 2015

...THE URBAN AND SMALL STREAM FLOOD ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL
1000 AM PDT FOR SOUTHEASTERN ORANGE...SAN BERNARDINO...WESTERN SAN
DIEGO AND RIVERSIDE COUNTIES...

AT 643 AM PDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED NUMEROUS SHOWERS MOVING
INLAND ACROSS THE REGION THIS MORNING. SOME OF THESE CONTAIN VERY
HEAVY RAIN RATES CAPABLE OF RAPID PONDING OF WATER ON ROADWAYS...
LIGHTNING...AND GUSTY WINDS TO 35 MPH.

SOME OF THE HEAVIEST RAIN WILL MOVE ACROSS THE CITY OF SAN DIEGO
THROUGH 8 AM...AFFECTING THE MORNING COMMUTE.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A FLOOD ADVISORY MEANS RIVER OR STREAM FLOWS ARE ELEVATED OR PONDING
OF WATER IN URBAN OR OTHER AREAS IS OCCURRING OR IS IMMINENT. SLOW
DOWN AND DRIVE WITH CAUTION IN VERY HEAVY RAINFALL.
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Let the mudslides begin.
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Ponding on the road constitutes "urban flooding"?

'Round here, we call that "winter."
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California has a drought?

Well, we're not sending them water until they've sent us water.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:Well, we're not sending them water until they've sent us water.
Well played.
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Drought? What drought?

'bode.

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Anyone who doesn't understand the importance of anadromous fish to the ecosystem (including the agricultural aspect) should probably just pipe down.
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H4ever wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dent corn
Sweet corn
Popcorn
Soybeans
Alfalfa
Hay?

err...
Bermudagrass
Big Bluestem
Bromegrass
Cover
Fescue
Prariegrass
Sorghum
Straw
Timothy?
Excuse me? The following list says Nebraska can grow ample numbers of and significant quantities of if needed. The growing season (varies for type of produce) extends from mid-March to mid-October depending on the year. April through September is guaranteed. Speaking of water.... the Ogllala Aquifer (978 trillion gallons of fresh water) contains a decent percentage of ALL the fresh water on the planet. If vegetable production in Cali goes tits up, I predict a number of those corn, beans, and wheat farmers would make switch cash crops if they started making 70k per acre in profits due to the demand that would result.

Asian Vegetables. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Asparagus. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Basil . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Beet. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Broccoli. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Brussels Sprouts. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cabbage. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cantaloupe. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Carrot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cauliflower. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Collards. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cowpea. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cucumber. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Dry Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Eggplant . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Endive. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Garlic. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Herbs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Kale. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Leek. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Lettuce (Head and Leaf). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Lima Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Mint (Peppermint and Spearmint) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Mustard. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Okra. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Onion (Bulb and Green). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Parsley. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Parsnip. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pea. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pepper. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Potato . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pumpkin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Radish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rhubarb. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Snap Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Spinach. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Squash. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sweet Corn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sweet Potato. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tomato . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Turnip. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Turnip Greens. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Watermelon.
Want to hook us up with a link there ??..if the farmer made 70K an acre in PROFITS :lol: :lol: then your produce is costing you about 210,000 dollars a ton retail processed or $ 105 a pound, give or take on yields and grade out / processing efficiency. Americans will never pay that for produce.

Nebraska and pretty much any other state can handle that vegetable list..want to make a run at the fruits and see how that one works out ??
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Derron wrote:
H4ever wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dent corn
Sweet corn
Popcorn
Soybeans
Alfalfa
Hay?

err...
Bermudagrass
Big Bluestem
Bromegrass
Cover
Fescue
Prariegrass
Sorghum
Straw
Timothy?
Excuse me? The following list says Nebraska can grow ample numbers of and significant quantities of if needed. The growing season (varies for type of produce) extends from mid-March to mid-October depending on the year. April through September is guaranteed. Speaking of water.... the Ogllala Aquifer (978 trillion gallons of fresh water) contains a decent percentage of ALL the fresh water on the planet. If vegetable production in Cali goes tits up, I predict a number of those corn, beans, and wheat farmers would make switch cash crops if they started making 70k per acre in profits due to the demand that would result.

Asian Vegetables. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Asparagus. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Basil . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Beet. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Broccoli. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Brussels Sprouts. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cabbage. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cantaloupe. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Carrot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cauliflower. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Collards. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cowpea. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cucumber. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Dry Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Eggplant . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Endive. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Garlic. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Herbs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Kale. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Leek. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Lettuce (Head and Leaf). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Lima Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Mint (Peppermint and Spearmint) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Mustard. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Okra. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Onion (Bulb and Green). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Parsley. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Parsnip. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pea. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pepper. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Potato . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pumpkin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Radish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rhubarb. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Snap Bean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Spinach. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Squash. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sweet Corn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sweet Potato. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tomato . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Turnip. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Turnip Greens. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Watermelon.
Want to hook us up with a link there ??..if the farmer made 70K an acre in PROFITS :lol: :lol: then your produce is costing you about 210,000 dollars a ton retail processed or $ 105 a pound, give or take on yields and grade out / processing efficiency. Americans will never pay that for produce.

Nebraska and pretty much any other state can handle that vegetable list..want to make a run at the fruits and see how that one works out ??
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oh... and ... google: Nebraska City/Apples eat a dick surfer boy
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Apples are a cold weather fruit. It is one of the few fruits that won't grow worth a fukk in the central valley. I suspect mikey was talking more about the tropical/subtrpical stuff that they grow a few metric shit tons of.
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smackaholic wrote:Apples are a cold weather fruit. It is one of the few fruits that won't grow worth a fukk in the central valley.

Uhm, the leading region for apple production in the US (by a ways) is Eastern Washington, where during the growing season, it's hot as fuck. Not entirely dissimilar in climate to the Central Valley (cools off a little more at night).

And the Central Valley cranks out its fair share of apples.
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wasn't aware they grew any apples in the valley. Maybe at the northern end. I know they don't grow much in the SEC. I did know that washington grew a bunch, but, figured it was in the western parts that are cooler. we grow a good deal here and upstate new york grows a lot just south of the great lakes which have somewhat of a cooling affect on the area.
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Fuji apples are a commonly grown fruit in the Central Valley-- well, maybe formerly grown seeing as the water used to grow them is nearly gone.
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So, I guess I should have said, apples worth eating are grown in cooler climates.

I am a big fan of macintosh, macouns and a few others. Don't care for the sweeter stuff like red delicious, etc. I believe they grow mostly that inferior sweet stuff out west. Really wish someplace outside the U&R would grow macs which would be ready this time of year. We are coming up on the time where the macs reach the end of their cold storage shelf life, which more or less means I give up on apple eating until next fall other than granny smiths which seem to be available all year. For some reason the southern hemisphere growers don't do macs.
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Fujis are awesome. At least the good ones that I get at the local farmers market. Crisp, juicy and just the right amount of tart. Macintosh tends to be too mushy a lot of the time.
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smackaholic wrote:So, I guess I should have said, apples worth eating are grown in cooler climates.

I am a big fan of macintosh, macouns and a few others. Don't care for the sweeter stuff like red delicious, etc. I believe they grow mostly that inferior sweet stuff out west. Really wish someplace outside the U&R would grow macs which would be ready this time of year. We are coming up on the time where the macs reach the end of their cold storage shelf life, which more or less means I give up on apple eating until next fall other than granny smiths which seem to be available all year. For some reason the southern hemisphere growers don't do macs.
We will be eating the last of last falls Goldens and Johnagolds this week. I store them in a frig all winter, will have some cinnamon apples tonight. Probably make a pie as well tomorrow. Good apples are all about having the correct amounts of days and nights below freezing. That combination with the well draining soils in Western Washington and Hood River Valley, plus a higher elevation grow way better apples than areas west of the Cascades and the mutated versions from that quality ground water in the Central Valley.
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