Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!

[Jerkovich]

How the fuck does this dildo get into a cockpit of a commercial airliner?

Apparently knocking really hard didn't work.

No shit you fucking cum guzzling Portland dock dewler.

[Dinsdale]

If that made any sense at all, I might have a response.

[BSmack]

I hear the euros might even start requiring more than one person in the cockpit. Good timing.

[Left Seater]

Alright, LS...Now that it's been determined that the plane was intentionally crashed, what sort of psych testing are pilots subjected to?

I really don't know seeing as how I have never applied for a commercial job. The medical examiner is supposed to check a few boxes if you present yourself as bat shit crazy. But even m2 or LTS could likely act normal for long enough for the examiner to check the box.

[LTS TRN 2]

So, fakeseater, have you seen Wild tales? The intro segment is now officially weirder than weird in mirroring this horrible incident. It's a comedy, of course--just a movie. But...

And, are you still marching through your days "believing" that "flight 93" evaporated on contact with the pentagon, and yet still penetrated in missile -like fashion to the third ring? And that "flight 77" just got gulped into a small hole with no debris at all?--and according to immediate witnesses "no sign of an airplane at all"? Are you still "on point"?

[Atomic Punk]

What would even be cooler is to fly a cargo plane over an ISIS controlled area and have Pedo, LTard, Screwball, etc. and the shit trolls wearing orange jump suits and parachutes. Have their parachute harnesses hooked to the egress/suspension cables... open the door and go nose up attitude while rocking the wings to make sure they fall out and land safely into their new neighbourhood. A gesture of goodwill, so to speak. Additionally, a big bag of leaflets dropped with them describing their love for Obongo, pedophilia, pacifism, and homosexuality would rain down onto their drop zone.

Now THAT would be

[Carson]

No, that would be painful...for you.

[LTS TRN 2]

Further, Southwest has never had a crash*, does that mean the USA makes really good planes as well?

That's a very interesting question, fake seater...along with who would want increased tension while fucking Germany majorly...?..


I..can't remember well..I'm..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

http://abcnews.go.com/US/robert-kennedy ... d=13029050

Well...are you surprised? That the same fellows who casually leveled the King David Hotel, as well as the three WTC strutters, would blink a wink before dealing this lil' number?

Can you see in the dark? I can..

[Diego in Seattle]

[LTS TRN 2]

Now this is an all-time pile on..
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/29/europe/fr ... rash-main/

watch closely

[Moving Sale]

They found one black box in a few hrs.
Damn near every major plane crash makes the official conspiracy theory of 911 look stupider and stupider.
Good grief.

[Moving Sale]

I'm not agreeing with you you fat illiterate mix of bacon grease and stupidity.

[Imus]

What would even be cooler is to fly a cargo plane over an ISIS controlled area and have Pedo, LTard, Screwball, etc. and the shit trolls wearing orange jump suits and parachutes. Have their parachute harnesses hooked to the egress/suspension cables... open the door and go nose up attitude while rocking the wings to make sure they fall out and land safely into their new neighbourhood. A gesture of goodwill, so to speak. Additionally, a big bag of leaflets dropped with them describing their love for Obongo, pedophilia, pacifism, and homosexuality would rain down onto their drop zone.

Now THAT would be

Ah you have severe DTs. Well that means you have cut back on the booze, so a pat yourself on your back. It will pass, just keep biting on a stick.

[The State]

I'm not agreeing with you you fat illiterate mix of bacon grease and stupidity.

Rack... "the midget"



Porky's not bright... he lives in Georgia.



After that blast... I'm not going to toss any member of your clan at Ocean Beach while we drink and have bonfire and recreational fun (in no way am I condoning tossing midgets when things reach the peak time of fun) just off "The Great Highway"... for a WHOLE week !

[The State]

My bad, midget faggot. Should have known. Poor Cali. The irony that the three most fucked up posters on this board coming from the same state in the country really is not that ironic after all...

You should really take the next three years off... from posting on message boards and see if you can regain any semblance of dignity.


I've never seen... someone get their ass-kicked as much as you have over the last month.



Move along... and see if the government can make something of your life... other than the next welfare check.


You surely can't...



the truth

[LTS TRN 2]

Hey, Willers, what happened to your silly thread about the ludicrous Indiana Nazi anti-gay measure?...c'mon, don't cheat the bee..

It was just getting fun.

As for the ongoing revelations about the disgruntled German co-pilot, wow, and double-wow..

However, as M-sale points out, the fact of an actual airliner crash promptly rendering all manner of proper forensic evidence only reinforces the obvious falsity of the official 9/11 story. C'mon, perform like a dutiful happy pup..Leap for a treat and tell us all...that you actually believe a fucking word of the 9/11 Commission report. :wink:

[mvscal]

If that made any sense at all, I might have a response.

He just wants to know how to get a dildo into the cockpit of an airplane. I'm not sure why, though. I suppose he could smuggle one up his ass.

[Jerkovich]

If that made any sense at all, I might have a response.

He just wants to know how to get a dildo into the cockpit of an airplane. I'm not sure why, though. I suppose he could smuggle one up his ass.

By experience?

[mvscal]

I'm afraid not. I was just brainstorming the issue to see if I could help you out. Let us know how it goes. Best of luck with your dildo smuggling venture.

[Jerkovich]

I'm afraid not. I was just brainstorming the issue to see if I could help you out. Let us know how it goes. Best of luck with your dildo smuggling venture.

You seem to have an infatuation with everything phallic. Makes one wonder :-?

[LTS TRN 2]

So, as with any actual plane crash, the true facts have come out. We know that this guy somehow perfectly slipped through the cracks, appearing and acting just fine, and yet harboring a serious condition of depression or whatever. And, to complete the perfect death storm, he'd broken up with his girlfriend only days before. Tragic and stupid, immature and extremely narcissistic. Yet understandable and substantiated by evidence.

Okay, let's consider the real take away here. When "flight 77" supposedly crashed--in exactly the same manner, also at top speed--into the ground, it supposedly disappeared with no debris or bodies, or fuel stench, or anything. And witnesses said there was no indication of any plane at all.

Planes Don't Evaporate.

Black Boxes Don't Disappear.

You Are Living A Lie.

Wake The Fuck Up!!

[LTS TRN 2]

Who the fuck are you , and what do you presume to have discussed at all?

As far as we can see, you're some hillbilly who plays lousy rock guitar cliche over one chord. Your comments on politics and current events suggest a thalidomide baby who was dropped on its head--again and again...


Uuugghh...I..Love....Reagan.....uuugugugugugu..and Nancy,,,uugugugu



C'mon, now, you tired old piece of flatulent rot,...pull yourself together and try...just once...to be an honest man....


Too hard?......waaay too hard?

Of course...after all, you are what you are, right?....

[Goober McTuber]

More IKYABWAI. Toolio and LTS might as well be the same person. They've both kicked your ass as of late.

And no, I don't care for either of them, as posters or as people.

[Dinsdale]

Ohhhhhkay, Kevnic in KC.

[Goober McTuber]

More IKYABWAI. Toolio and LTS might as well be the same person. They've both kicked your ass as of late.

And no, I don't care for either of them, as posters or as people.

Goobs = M2 & LTS.

That's right. I've kicked your ass, too.

[LTS TRN 2]

Posting selfies is something we'd rather you not do here, Nickie...

For fuck's sake, you sad sack, I thought for sure you'd checked out...
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Man- ... 183932.php

No go put yer feed bag on and gobble down some greasy grub..

[LTS TRN 2]

Well, eat your own crap if you like--and apparently you do since you keep spewing it and gobbling it up as though you seem to think it tasty--but don't get depressed when your all-you-can-eat buffet privileges are curtailed. Just lookin' out for ya.. :wink: