Another Day...Another Lie...Another Impeachable Offense

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:20 pm

Moving Sale wrote: I'm not like most posters here.

Don't sell yourself short. I find the bulk of posters here unfunny.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:40 am

Movinf Bowel wrote:I'm not like most posters here.

Right.

You suck.
Badly.

Stop trying to shine your own turd.
You've made a complete ass of yourself on the board.

You're not interesting.
You're tedious and repetitive to an extreme.

Nobody thinks you're smart.
Not even your own son, who others here met.
I'm sure the lad goes to his room at night and laffs his ass off at what a tool his own pop is.

I know the admins have told you to get your act together, because everyone is tired of your endless bullshit.
So get your shit together, jackoff.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:06 am

poptart wrote: Nobody thinks you're smart.
Not even your own son,

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:22 am

poptart wrote: Nobody thinks you're smart.

By smart you mean I think the earth is 6,000 years old?
Or smart like in I think Obama is a Kenyan?
Or by smart do you mean I think decriminalization means having a pound of pot will get you time?
Is that what you mean by smart you vapid asshat?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:36 am

1) I don't think the earth is 6,000 years old. I don't know how old it is, and the Bible doesn't give an age for it.

2) My claim is not that Barry was born in Kenya, although he claimed that. Forged documents are my claim.

3) Everyone is well aware of what decriminalization is, asshat. Keep digging.

Responding to your bullshit is just like mowing the damn lawn.

Loser.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:22 pm

So what you are saying is I know more about the bible than you and you are the biblical scholar? The bible says when earth was formed and the gives the lineage of Adam and Eve. All one has to do is count back from today till you get to someone we can historically date and you get about 6,000.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:36 pm

poptart is much smarter than you.

Prepare to have your mail forwarded to wherever he inevitably runs you...

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:03 pm

That was not funny or insightful or even factually correct so why did you waste your time and mine mashing it out?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:13 pm

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:54 pm

You never warned me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:58 pm

Dude, stop quibbling now and MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR MAKER.

It was nice knowing you. Say "hi" to Salad Tosser for me...

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:14 pm

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:18 pm

Salad Tosser? That's a name I have not heard for a long time. Dude was pretty cool seeing as he let me fuck his wife and all.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:07 pm

Moving Sale wrote:So what you are saying is I know more about the bible than you and you are the biblical scholar? The bible says when earth was formed and the gives the lineage of Adam and Eve. All one has to do is count back from today till you get to someone we can historically date and you get about 6,000.

I hope you do know more about the Bible than I do.
Read it more.
Lots more.

I've never claimed to be a Biblical scholar.

No, the Bible does not say when the earth was formed.
It just says it was... in the beginning, but does not declare when the beginning was.

Specifically, it's possible that there is a gap (of an unknown amount of time) between Genesis 1:1 and 1:2.

The age of the earth is not definitively given in the Bible.
People can speculate and draw their own conclusions -- but it's not something I spend much time with, because God clearly places no importance on having us know it.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:44 am

Pops,

Make sure that when you address Short Round that you use the simplest words. You see, his genius of all things related to the Bible is dwarfed by his encyclopedic knowledge of military law.

With his melon lodged in his ass, the only thing on this board he can speak with any authority on is the number of polyps that he has in his GI tract.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:05 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Dude, stop quibbling now and MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR MAKER.

It was nice knowing you. Say "hi" to Salad Tosser for me...
I just heard about that. Really sucks. :(

Wait...what?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:02 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Dude, stop quibbling now and MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR MAKER.

It was nice knowing you. Say "hi" to Salad Tosser for me...
I just heard about that. Really sucks. :(
Wait...what?

I think Salad Tosser was actually James Garner.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:42 pm

What's going on in here?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:53 pm

Nothing new, really.

Tiny just dropped trou' and bent over at the bottom of the log ride.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:10 pm

For realz?

Alcohol poisoning?
Suicide from Ana's rejections?
Pog lodged in GI tract?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:19 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:For realz?

Alcohol poisoning?
Suicide from Ana's rejections?
Pog lodged in GI tract?

Looks like he had fallen on hard times.

http://www.lookwhogotbusted.com/mobile- ... -ward-jr-2

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:25 pm

mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:For realz?

Alcohol poisoning?
Suicide from Ana's rejections?
Pog lodged in GI tract?
Looks like he had fallen on hard times.

http://www.lookwhogotbusted.com/mobile- ... -ward-jr-2

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:03 pm

mvscal wrote: The fact that a major general is investigating his case would indicate the worst case scenario would be a prosecution before a general court martial for violations of Article 85 and or 99 of the UCMJ either of which carries a potential death sentence.

BODE

Bowe Bergdahl, once missing U.S. soldier, charged with desertion

Bergdahl will faces charges under articles 85 and 99 of the military’s Uniform Code of Military Justice, Fidell said.

Article 85, desertion, can be used to punish a variety of offenses, including anyone who “quits his unit, organization, or place of duty with intent to avoid hazardous duty or to shirk important service.” The sentence for those convicted can include death, although that is highly uncommon and has not occurred since 1944, when Pvt. Eddie Slovik was executed by a firing squad after running away from combat duty in France.

Article 99, misbehavior before the enemy, is used to charge a service member who has run away in the face of the enemy, abandoned his unit, cast aside his weapon or ammunition or willfully failed “to do his utmost to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy any enemy troops, combatants, vessels, aircraft, or any other thing, which it is his duty so to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/chec ... desertion/

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:12 pm

mvscal wrote:
mvscal wrote: The fact that a major general is investigating his case would indicate the worst case scenario would be a prosecution before a general court martial for violations of Article 85 and or 99 of the UCMJ either of which carries a potential death sentence.
BODE

Bowe Bergdahl, once missing U.S. soldier, charged with desertion

Bergdahl will faces charges under articles 85 and 99 of the military’s Uniform Code of Military Justice, Fidell said.

Article 85, desertion, can be used to punish a variety of offenses, including anyone who “quits his unit, organization, or place of duty with intent to avoid hazardous duty or to shirk important service.” The sentence for those convicted can include death, although that is highly uncommon and has not occurred since 1944, when Pvt. Eddie Slovik was executed by a firing squad after running away from combat duty in France.

Article 99, misbehavior before the enemy, is used to charge a service member who has run away in the face of the enemy, abandoned his unit, cast aside his weapon or ammunition or willfully failed “to do his utmost to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy any enemy troops, combatants, vessels, aircraft, or any other thing, which it is his duty so to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/chec ... desertion/

Good. Let the families of the soldiers who were KIA looking for his traitorous ass be the ones to pull the trigger when they stand that cocksucker up and shoot his ass.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:19 pm

BODE indeed, it was practically impossible to know that court marital was the worse case scenario.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:15 pm

What type of court martial, cock jockey? There are four different kinds of courts martial with an increasing level of jeopardy. You might want to stick to bailing out drunks and hookers. You don't know shit about military law.

His best case scenario would have been a BCD special court martial for violating Article 85. Maximum penalty: one year of confinement, reduction in grade to E1, forfeiture of 2/3rds pay for 12 months and bad conduct discharge.

His worst is a general court martial with both Articles 85 and 99 on his charge sheet. Maximum penalty? Death by lethal injection.

Just a slight difference...besides you said he just went out for a walk, remember?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:33 pm

Yes nobody could have looked it up on westlaw if they didn't already know desertion could mean death in a WCS. You are a really heavy hitter there Ofailure.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:53 am

This most pathetic of cunts should never utter another public word on behalf of the U.S. of A.

Makes me ill.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:01 am

Yea but you have the emotional maturity of a house fly so how does what you think matter?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:08 pm

Being balck means you can get away with being totally ignorant. But hey, we have our 1st black "president" so all the warm fuzziness abounds and race relations as a result have improved substantially ever since.

:doh:

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:24 pm

You're an idiot.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:21 am

Bergdahl's Defense Is He Was Planning to Come Back

Former Taliban prisoner and U.S. Army Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl told military investigators that he left his base in June 2009 to report on misconduct in his unit and always intended to come right back. That will also be his defense if and when he faces a court-martial for desertion, according to his lawyer.

“He had concerns about certain conditions in the unit and things that happened in the unit and he figured that the only way to get any attention to them would be to get that information to a general officer,” Bergdahl’s lawyer, Eugene Fidell, told me Thursday. Based on that, Fidell could argue that Bergdahl was thus technically "absent without official leave" (AWOL), rather than a deserter.

http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2 ... a-deserter

Well...good luck with that.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:54 pm

He is not even facing the death penalty right now you fucking twit. Even Faux viewers know that if they watched Judge Nap on Shep Smith last week. So you are dumber than someone who only watches Faux news. Prop on that you stupid racist cumvat.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:30 pm

Moving Sale wrote:He is not even facing the death penalty right now you fucking twit.

10 U.S. Code § 899 - Art. 99. Misbehavior before the enemy

Any member of the armed forces who before or in the presence of the enemy—

(1) runs away;

(2) shamefully abandons, surrenders, or delivers up any command, unit, place, or military property which it is his duty to defend;

(3) through disobedience, neglect, or intentional misconduct endangers the safety of any such command, unit, place, or military property;

(4) casts away his arms or ammunition;

(5) is guilty of cowardly conduct;

(6) quits his place of duty to plunder or pillage;

(7) causes false alarms in any command, unit, or place under control of the armed forces;

(8) willfully fails to do his utmost to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy any enemy troops, combatants, vessels, aircraft, or any other thing, which it is his duty so to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy; or

(9) does not afford all practicable relief and assistance to any troops, combatants, vessels, or aircraft of the armed forces belonging to the United States or their allies when engaged in battle;

shall be punished by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct.

Yes, he is and, yes, he absolutely should take the needle. Unfortunately, it's highly unlikely that he will. I will say fifteen years plus or minus five.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:27 pm

mvscal wrote:Maximum penalty? Death by lethal injection.

Just a slight difference...besides you said he just went out for a walk, remember?

he's from this area and people here are really torn about what should happen to him....
lots of people bemoaning his 5 year internment at the hands of the Tailban saying he's suffered enough, others fall into the he should be put to death....

he won't receive a death penalty, but I have no doubt he's going to be spending some significant time at the Leaverworth facility....the military generally doesn't charge people unless they've got a pretty strong case.....

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:32 pm

Col. King has made it clear he is not facing the DP you stupid racist sweatback.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:17 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Col. King has made it clear he is not facing the DP you stupid racist sweatback.

He's a spokeshole. He has nothing to do with the process. Maximum punishment for violating Article 99 is death. It's right there in black and white, shitstain. Period. End of fucking story.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:28 pm

Felix wrote:
mvscal wrote:Maximum penalty? Death by lethal injection.

Just a slight difference...besides you said he just went out for a walk, remember?
he's from this area and people here are really torn about what should happen to him....
lots of people bemoaning his 5 year internment at the hands of the Tailban saying he's suffered enough, others fall into the he should be put to death....

he won't receive a death penalty, but I have no doubt he's going to be spending some significant time at the Leaverworth facility....the military generally doesn't charge people unless they've got a pretty strong case.....

The case is a slam dunk. There is absolutely no possible (successful) defense for his actions. He's going to go away for a long time because:

A. He's guilty and deserves it.

B. Courts martial have a further responsibility to promote the good order and discipline of the force. You can't simply allow some dipshit to abandon his post without severe consequences. It would be a slap in the face to everybody else who has and is out there risking life and limb. It would very bad for morale to let this clown skate with a slap on the wrist when he's found guilty.

Hopefully his unit also got a full colonoscopy a few years ago. I don't doubt for a second Bowe's allegations that his unit was completely fucked up mess.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:47 pm

mvscal wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Col. King has made it clear he is not facing the DP you stupid racist sweatback.
He's a spokeshole. He has nothing to do with the process. Maximum punishment for violating Article 99 is death. It's right there in black and white, shitstain. Period. End of fucking story.

So you know more than Col King and BB's lawyer. Gotcha. He can't be sentenced to death if the gov doesn't seek it you stupid cumcake eating failure.