Hey tart

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:14 pm

When you die and go to Heaven, is it your belief that you will have a literal relationship with God? Like, do you think you two will shoot the shit about the Raiduhs and what not? Will he take on the physical representation of a man? Or do you think God will be more of a non-descript "aura" that emanates within the confines of the Pearly Gates?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:42 pm

Old man...long flowing robes...white hair...

ooops! that's wolfman

sorry

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:44 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Old man...long flowing robes...white hair...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:49 pm

That was my second choice.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:52 pm

'tart, if you drop by this thread...

...when do the stick-into-a-bucket-game playoffs start in S. Korea?
I'm trying to fill out my bracket.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:19 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:That was my second choice.

You remember that time God fought the Eye of Sauron in the Book of Mordor? That was awesome.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:21 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:That was my second choice.
You remember that time God fought the Eye of Sauron in the Book of Mordor? That was awesome.

You better believe it. Shit got real. I mean really real.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:56 am

Mgo wrote:When you die and go to Heaven, is it your belief that you will have a literal relationship with God? Like, do you think you two will shoot the shit about the Raiduhs and what not? Will he take on the physical representation of a man? Or do you think God will be more of a non-descript "aura" that emanates within the confines of the Pearly Gates?

The Bible says that God is spirit - John 4:24.

But Jesus (God Himself) came to earth on our level, and dealt with us in a physical way.
He resurrected in a physical way - just as the Bible says that believers will resurrect with a new and perfect body.
The 2nd coming of Christ also seems to be spoken of in physical terms.

I can't say for sure what Heaven will be like, because descriptions in Scripture are limited.
We see this...

But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
1 Corinthians 2:9

The literal relationship with God is now.
I am already a citizen of heaven -- and am just a pilgrim here.

God speaks to me (and answers) through His Word.

I don't think I've ever talked to Him about the Raiders -- and I am no longer a Raider fan.

Marty wrote:'tart, if you drop by this thread...

...when do the stick-into-a-bucket-game playoffs start in S. Korea?
I'm trying to fill out my bracket.

I missed the playoffs and said "Skrew it," so I don't know squat about the stick-into-a-bucket playoffs, Marty.

I do know that baseball season has just started.
So much fun -- with all of the baseball cheerleader dolls and whatsuch.

Can't believe Amerika is not into this aspect... yet.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:35 pm

poptart wrote:

Ho Lee Fuk

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:57 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
poptart wrote:
Ho Lee Fuk

Korea gets ^^^, Milwaukee gets sausage races. God mocks Wisky.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:58 pm

3,4,2,1

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:03 pm

"Okay, so here's the deal. I'm going to give you a dick and create some hot as balls nubile Asian chicks, but beating off to them will be a sin. Instead, I want you to think about me."

-God

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:44 pm

An Oxford University researcher and author specializing in neuroscience has suggested that one day religious fundamentalism may be treated as a curable mental illness.
Yea no shit. Puptent needs help, but very few people are willing to face that fact... least of all pup himself.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:38 am

Mgo wrote:"Okay, so here's the deal. I'm going to give you a dick and create some hot as balls nubile Asian chicks, but beating off to them will be a sin. Instead, I want you to think about me."

-God

Of course the penis sometimes becomes activated.
That's biology.

That's why God gave man a wife -- and says that a wife is a good thing.
A penis needs an outlet for it's inevitable rage.
:)

But regarding these woman, and your desire to beat off to them...
Of course we want to jack to them.
Again, biology.

They parade around in such attire purposefully, and knowing what they are doing.
They know they are activating dicks.

The Bible says a woman should dress modestly.
They should parade around that way at home, for their husbands.
And they should make their husbands happy -- as their husbands should make them happy.

Maybe you're ok and normal, Mgo -- but these nubile Asians are not really doing what's right?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:19 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Ho Lee Fuk

I concur.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:03 am

If those girls are not right then I'd rather be wong.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:30 am

It's like "Asian chicks" are some alien species... to you jerkoffs/necks around the rest of the country.

Too funny !

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:00 am

Papa Willie wrote:
The State wrote:Nothing beats a stiff cock in my ass on a Sunday morning!

You can't make this shit up...

We have a mentally ill peep on this board.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:00 am

Papa Willie wrote:

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:05 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Everybody will be all :grin: when Melton dies...

Another busy day posting from your trailer park again... says your ip address.

Too funny.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:26 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Everybody will be all :grin: when Melton dies...

I don't suppose anyone will even notice. They will just step over his piss-soaked carcass as they go about their day.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:39 pm

mvscal wrote:I love Nebraska... it rain here... and I have job.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:24 pm

The State wrote:Hey, sailor!

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:46 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:14 pm

That's what came to mind when you said "Hey, sailor"? Fascinating. You like 'em naughtycal.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:27 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Every board needs it's whipping post. Thankfully we have 3 in the midget, Felcho, and the little boy from the Tenderloin District... :grin:

Yes indeed, the unholy trinity of suck and bad tardings.

Good times, good times.

T1B

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