Mother-in-law gets over to the very end

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Mother-in-law gets over to the very end

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Let this be a reminder, fans, that you'll never be truly safe from her.




US man crushed to death by mother-in-law's headstone
while decorating grave

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A 74-year-old US man died in a cemetery on Monday (March 30) after the headstone at his mother-
in-law's grave fell on him.

The elderly man and his wife were decorating the grave in preparation for Easter on Sunday (April 5).

This yearly tradition of theirs involved tying a cross to the grave before saying their prayers.

But tragedy struck as they were attempting to secure the cross with string.

'Help me'...

http://www.tnp.sg/news/us-man-crushed-d ... ting-grave





Sobering.

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Religion kills.
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Athesists don't have headstones?
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

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He died when he tried to attach a cross to the headstone.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

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Wolfman wrote:Athesists don't have headstones?
Reading comprehension much?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Athesists don't have headstones?
Reading comprehension much?

Are you and JFC related?
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Fuck cemetaries.
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God has a plan for all of us. It may be sick and demented, but a plan nonetheless.
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