Sounds Like A Moving Fail Type Of Client

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:32 pm

Bank robbery defendant Andrew Gilbertson takes witness stand in trial, eats feces
By KSBY Staff

The trial for the man accused of robbing a bank in San Luis Obispo was abruptly sent into recess on Wednesday, when the defendant ate his own feces while on the witness stand.

Andrew Gilbertson is charged with robbing the Bank of America on Santa Rosa Street in San Luis Obispo in October of 2013. He has pleaded not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity.

While on the stand Wednesday, Gilbertson said the Virgin Mary told him to disguise himself and rob the bank.

His testimony ended and the judge ordered a recess when Gilbertson reached into his pants. He said the Virgin Mary told him to eat his feces.

The trial resumed later in the afternoon with testimony from a mental health expert who said he observed Gilbertson hitting himself to get rid of the voices in his head. He said Gilbertson is not currently on any anti-psychotic medication.

The trial will continue Thursday morning with a chance for the prosecution to cross examine the mental health expert.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:38 pm

the defendant ate his own feces while on the witness stand

He then turned to the judge with a shit-eating grin and proclaimed his incontinence...er, innocence.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:16 pm

Dude was appointed a public defender, so my buddy Brian Buckley got stuck with this shitty client.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:14 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Dude was appointed a public defender, so my buddy Brian Buckley got stuck with this shitty client.

And this is the best defense strategy he could come up with?

"Hey just pretend pretend like you're all crazy and eat your own shit on the stand."

"Wh.wh...what? Are you sure that'll work?"

"Yeah, no sweat. Trust me."

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:06 am

Papa Willie wrote:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Rack it !

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:45 am

The jury probably decided on convicting the dude after watching him leave the courtroom with a shit-eating grin.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:05 pm

I wish you'd invited me up to sit in on this trial. Sounds fascinating.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:10 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Dude was appointed a public defender, so my buddy Brian Buckley got stuck with this shitty client.

You know your life has gone bad when you can't even get a midget lawyer.

T1B

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