Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
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BSmack
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Rumor has it he will be "cuffed and stuffed" into the casket. Its how he would have wanted it.
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Free at last from the invisible forcefield that kept him confined to Hazzard County during high speed chases.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Best jazz sax player/composer in history.
RIP
RIP
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Another dead hillbilly. Oh well.
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Do tell.Papa Willie wrote:He still got over on you...Goober McTuber wrote:Another dead hillbilly. Oh well.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Heard Tom Wopat has been ripping around Hazard County drunken and not giving a fuck since the word got out... been jumping shit and his sled never suffered much as a bent fender or the need for a front end alignment. Okay... that was weak but I've been a "Dukes" fan since my elementary days. Fuck Boss Hog.
Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
H4ever wrote:Heard Tom Wopat has been ripping around Hazard County drunken and not giving a fuck since the word got out... been jumping shit and his sled never suffered much as a bent fender or the need for a front end alignment. Okay... that was weak but I've been a "Dukes" fan since my elementary days. Fuck Boss Hog.
Is this a southern and midwestern... Holiday for the necks ?
You know, kinda like MLK day is for the rest of America ?
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BSmack
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Nah, more like a holiday for guy who were between 12 and 25 when "Dukes of Hazzard" was on TV.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
The State wrote:
Is this a southern and midwestern... Holiday for the necks ?
You know, kinda like MLK day is for the rest of America ?
So in your world is AZ in the south or Midwest?
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BSmack
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
AZ is in Chicago. Because that's where most of its people come from.
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—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
BSmack wrote:AZ is in Chicago. Because that's where most of its people come from.
I laffed.
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Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
That's funny, it seems that out here it's the other way around. With all the Bear and Cubbie gear floating around, is sure seems that way.BSmack wrote:AZ is in Chicago. Because that's where most of its people come from.