ESPN slut

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:54 pm

http://nypost.com/2015/04/16/espn-repor ... ugly-rant/

What a rotten little cunt she is.

C'mon, ESPN, do the right thing and shitcan her, so she can move on to a stripper/pron star career. She certainly does have the "skillset".

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:01 pm

She'd fit in here rather nicely.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:14 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:She'd fit in here rather nicely.

It's what I thought.

Maybe we can trade the Axis of Scrollwheel for her.

A man can dream.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:17 pm

Was she suspended without pay? That's the question here. Who gives a fat fucking Gobbles McTubesteak if she was given a one week vacation?

McHenry's five head is worse than mine. And the irony of some TV sprots media pixie who has achieved everything in her professional career due to her physical attractiveness trashing another woman's looks on camera is just overwhelming.

Fuck her. DC comes through again.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:33 pm

So she's not too bright and says what she feels, as opposed to not saying how she thinks, like many of the privileged. Quite honestly she appears to have enough moral turpitude to be a strong canidate for Congress.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:59 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
She's got no way to recover from this. No "I was taken out of context". She's screwed. Good.

Unfortunately, I disagree. She won't get fired for this. She got her one week, apparently paid, vacation. ESPN loves shit like this. Just brings notoriety and ratings.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:24 pm

I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:31 pm

It IS funny how people make the leap that a college degree always reflects intelligence level.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:39 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...

Doesn't have anything to do with "legal" or not. Isn't there a police or corrections officer union's crank you should be sucking?

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:46 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...

I'm sure she feels parking laws & most laws don't apply to her because she's a sports celebrity. You know, like Aaron Hernandez.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:16 pm

If Leather Berman is still employed, she'll be fine.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:16 pm

BSmack wrote:... she'll be fine.

I don't know why you would make that assumption. She's a fake, plastic whore who reads a teleprompter. She's less than a dime a dozen and could be replaced in ten seconds by another fake, plastic whore without the baggage.

Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:40 pm

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:... she'll be fine.
I don't know why you would make that assumption. She's a fake, plastic whore who reads a teleprompter. She's less than a dime a dozen and could be replaced in ten seconds by another fake, plastic whore without the baggage.

Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...

Maybe in Omaha that is a fireable offense. On the East Coast it is more like, take a week of vacation and let it blow over.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:44 pm

Just so we are clear.....we'd still fuck her, right?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:46 pm

You missed the point. Why should they even bother to let it blow over? Does she have some unique skill set?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:48 pm

R-Jack wrote:Just so we are clear.....we'd still fuck her, right?

What else is she good for?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:55 pm

mvscal wrote:You missed the point. Why should they even bother to let it blow over? Does she have some unique skill set?

Almost nobody on this earth has a truly unique and irreplaceable skill set. Ask Brian Williams how irreplaceable he is. But she probably has gotten the ESPN system down, she didn't commit a crime and they likely don't want to fire her. Could that be because some Disney exec is having her as his side dish? Maybe.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:14 pm

R-Jack wrote:Just so we are clear.....we'd still fuck her, right?

You're gax for just asking that.

Of course we would. Well, the heteros among us, anyway. I doubt toolio would as I am 99.9% sure she doesn't have a BBC.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:16 pm

mvscal wrote:You missed the point. Why should they even bother to let it blow over? Does she have some unique skill set?

Yup. There are countless plastic barbie teleprompter readers doing the morning traffic gig at local stations that would be all over this gig.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:18 pm

mvscal wrote:Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...

Nahh, she ain't tough enough for that gig. Stripping/pron is her best option.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:19 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote: Could that be because some Disney exec is having her as his side dish? Maybe.

Usually chicks that stuck up are pillow queens.

In other words, she's utterly replaceable in that regard too.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:31 pm

smackaholic wrote:
mvscal wrote:Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...
Nahh, she ain't tough enough for that gig. Stripping/pron is her best option.

She'll hook a rich hubby or three before she does anything remotely resembling a real job.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:34 pm

BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
mvscal wrote:Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...
Nahh, she ain't tough enough for that gig. Stripping/pron is her best option.
She'll hook a rich hubby or three before she does anything remotely resembling a real job.

Yeah, you're prolly right.

Tiger's still single, right? He likes blondes.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:59 pm

idiots.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:04 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...
Doesn't have anything to do with "legal" or not. Isn't there a police or corrections officer union's crank you should be sucking?

Glass dick. You already went to the suck a police officers union crank card with the same blast last week. Freshen it up a bitch.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:23 pm

1-Nice glass dick fail.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:31 pm

I once went to a tow lot to get my pick up truck. As soon as I arrived a police office drove up and told me freeze & put my hands up. I looked over saw a pistol pointed at me and did as told. Turns out someone had just been there threatening the employees with a pistol to release his car. Tow companies and bondsmen have to deal with physical & verbal encounters on a regular basis, hence the cameras at the tow yard.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:02 pm

Derron wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...
Doesn't have anything to do with "legal" or not. Isn't there a police or corrections officer union's crank you should be sucking?
Glass dick. You already went to the suck a police officers union crank card with the same blast last week. Freshen it up a bitch.

It's ok. Screwey is still recovering from his injuries that he suffered several days ago.

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