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This kind of a meltdown is somehow always good for my soul.

Urinalists getting p!ssed on?
Rightful.

77 f*cks?
A pretty good effort.

I suppose he's going to be reprimanded somehow.
And he'll make a public apology -- and maybe go on Oprah this off-season.

But nice going, Bryan Price.
You're okay in my book.
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He had to. If he didn't throw in all the swears and let his message stand on own, he would have came off like a tutu wearing crybaby bitch.
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One of my favorite meltdowns...

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The Best Evah.

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poptart wrote: This kind of a meltdown is somehow always good for my soul.

Urinalists getting p!ssed on?
Rightful.

77 f*cks?
A pretty good effort.

I suppose he's going to be reprimanded somehow.
And he'll make a public apology -- and maybe go on Oprah this off-season.

But nice going, Bryan Price.
You're okay in my book.
Tried and true: When you're in over your head and realize your season's over two weeks in, take it out on the press.

When you're too much of a lazy and classless asshole to tell someone in a timely fashion he got sent down and instead got beat by a reporter who just happened to put 2 + 2 together because he saw the prospect on his flight, well, you'll have poptart cheering you on.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Price not even in the classic rants. It takes him a full 4 minutes to come off a flat line and get with some emotion.

Tommy gets there at about 1:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9pxdNerOok

Earl gets there right away....best manager rant of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpS-XFXxJvE
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Screw_Michigan wrote: When you're too much of a lazy and classless asshole to tell someone in a timely fashion he got sent down and instead got beat by a reporter who just happened to put 2 + 2 together because he saw the prospect on his flight, well, you'll have poptart cheering you on.
Hey now! It's the press's duty to sit on information like a starting player not being with the team for a whole week, right? Last thing you want to do is give the other team a competitive advantage. You know, because the opposing team can't look across the field into the other fucking dugout.

You're the fucking manager. What do you fucking do when someone is out? You fucking manage.

But fuckin A...he can say fuck a lot when he is showing how fucking inept he is at his fucking job. He's fucking got that going for him.....which is fucking nice
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R-Jack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: When you're too much of a lazy and classless asshole to tell someone in a timely fashion he got sent down and instead got beat by a reporter who just happened to put 2 + 2 together because he saw the prospect on his flight, well, you'll have poptart cheering you on.
Hey now! It's the press's duty to sit on information like a starting player not being with the team for a whole week, right? Last thing you want to do is give the other team a competitive advantage. You know, because the opposing team can't look across the field into the other fucking dugout.

You're the fucking manager. What do you fucking do when someone is out? You fucking manage.

But fuckin A...he can say fuck a lot when he is showing how fucking inept he is at his fucking job. He's fucking got that going for him.....which is fucking nice
I think a lot of that lies on the GM's shoulders as well. I can't blame skip too much, his team sucks, season's over already and the Titanic is being captained by a clueless GM. I hope he's been saving his money.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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All of the baseball manager meltdowns are enjoyable in their own right,
but I've always been especially fond of the Hal McRae flip out.



Surprised one of the media members didn't take out a new Pampers,
plop the little guy up on his table and freshen him up.
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More testosterone gone wild...



Love the part (1:33) where Cornholio pops up out of the mass of humanity.


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Rack the cornholio reset.
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That whiny little cunt doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same thread along with Tommy and Earl. Especially Earl. He is the profanity master!
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