My new comb

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:26 am

I've been carrying a little cheapie plastic comb around.
It keeps getting mangled up.
It becomes part of my seat on the subway, etc -- and the teeth get busted out of it, or it gets bent up, etc.

So I went here to emart -----> to buy myself a better comb.

I found a nice wooden comb, made in India.
Brought it home.
This is it...

My wife looked a it and started to laff.
The package said 중학교 소녀 의 빗.

Middle School Girl's Comb

:|

I still love my new comb.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:33 am

Early "poptart" before he was kicked out of europe... and later, kicked out of the States

"I love my Red Balloon" !

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:29 pm

poptah lives like 7,000 miles away in a land the vast majority of us will never visit for any reason. The opportunities for fresh and interesting PETs are endless. And what do we get? Pictures of fucking combs.

It's just about time to pull the plug on this shitheap.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:03 am

KC Scott wrote:Maybe his OL uses it to keep tings straight

FTFY

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:27 am

Speaking for myself, if I need a comb, it's time for a buzz cut. I haven't used a comb in 20 years.

Speaking for Goobs, it's time for a wax job.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:24 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:poptah lives like 7,000 miles away in a land the vast majority of us will never visit for any reason. The opportunities for fresh and interesting PETs are endless. And what do we get? Pictures of fucking combs.

It's just about time to pull the plug on this shitheap.

I''m just some regular slap from the lower galley.
YOU are an admin'.

If the board is unreadable, DO something.

Follow through on your idea to merge the Theology Forum in here.

That forum is clearly the most compelling on the board.

:wink:

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:41 am

War Wagon wrote:Speaking for myself, if I need a comb, it's time for a buzz cut. I haven't used a comb in 20 years.

Speaking for Goobs, it's time for a wax job.

Rack it.

Hair combing is for women and faggits and people that can still grow hair.

It is a monumental waste of time, nearly as bad as hanging out in this cesspool. Been using my Oster hair clippers to buzz myself about once every other month or so, for many years. Haven't had a bad hair day since may 9th, 1984. Left for bootcamp on the 10st.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:49 pm

War Wagon wrote:Speaking for myself, if I need a comb, it's time for a buzz cut. I haven't used a comb in 20 years.

Speaking for Goobs, it's time for a wax job.

Just to clear up any misconceptions.

I've never waxed my head.

I never combed my pubic hair. What with the cornrows and all.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:41 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I got fed up with my hair about three weeks ago and took the dog shears to it. Shaved it down to nubs. Now I look like a baby orangutan with my hair coming back on top sticking straight up.

See, that's what I was talking about in Smackie's "TrollTalk" thread.

Mid-life crisis behavior.

When is your interview/therapy session?

I'll tune in.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:59 pm

Guys, I have a new t-shirt idea...

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:24 pm

Why not make everything in the main forum? I hardly ever go to the other ones anymore.

At least make NFL here.

Turkeys.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:36 pm

My wife gives me a buzz cut every month or so. It's a bonding thing.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 5:25 pm

I just made that up.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 28, 2015 5:59 pm

poptart wrote:If the board is unreadable, DO something.

Just what in God and G0d's name do you think I'm doing, assHOLE?!?

Look, all I'm asking is you take a little time out of your day from delivering Jesus pamphlets door to door to all those unsuspecting zipperheads, fire up that flip phone camera or whatever you're rocking, and go take some pics of some young Korean hotties, some fire roasted rat on a stick, or maybe catch some stills of a bunch of dudes playing a riveting game of throw the stick in the bag.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:00 pm

Mikey wrote:My wife gives me a buzz cut every month or so. It's a bonding thing.

Sounds more like a balding thing.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:02 pm

Mgo bringing the swoon.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:36 am

poptart wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:poptah lives like 7,000 miles away in a land the vast majority of us will never visit for any reason. The opportunities for fresh and interesting PETs are endless. And what do we get? Pictures of fucking combs.

It's just about time to pull the plug on this shitheap.
I''m just some regular slap from the lower galley.
YOU are an admin'.

If the board is unreadable, DO something.

Follow through on your idea to merge the Theology Forum in here.

That forum is clearly the most compelling on the board.

:wink:

The Theology Forum has been deleted?
Is this correct?

WOAH!

You know, there was very important discussion, information and messages posted there.
Most importantly, this was the only place where God's Word was relayed.
This has all been wiped away?

Wow, whoever has deleted all of that has done a very regrettable thing.

Man does not live by bread alone. Matthew 4:4

Deuteronomy 6:4-9
{4} Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:
[5] And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
[6] And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
[7] And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
[8] And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes.
[9] And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:11 am

poptart wrote:
poptart wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:poptah lives like 7,000 miles away in a land the vast majority of us will never visit for any reason. The opportunities for fresh and interesting PETs are endless. And what do we get? Pictures of fucking combs.

It's just about time to pull the plug on this shitheap.
I''m just some regular slap from the lower galley.
YOU are an admin'.

If the board is unreadable, DO something.

Follow through on your idea to merge the Theology Forum in here.

That forum is clearly the most compelling on the board.

:wink:
The Theology Forum has been deleted?
Is this correct?

WOAH!

You know, there was very important discussion, information and messages posted there.
Most importantly, this was the only place where God's Word was relayed.
This has all been wiped away?

Wow, whoever has deleted all of that has done a very regrettable thing.

It was God's will.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:15 am

He has allowed it, yes.

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:28 am

poptart wrote: The Theology Forum has been deleted?
Is this correct?

WOAH!

Thank god.

poptart wrote:Wow, whoever has deleted all of that has done a very regrettable thing.

Man does not live by bread alone. Matthew 4:4

Deuteronomy 6:4-9
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poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:33 am

That's your Old Testament, 2.

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:44 am

poptart wrote:That's your Old Testament, 2.

No, that's your old testament... I don't believe in unicorns.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:20 am

Easier to believe in unicorns than to believe that you have a girlfriend, or that you've ever set foot in Nepal.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:05 am

The best brush for my blond haired daughter's ridiculous tangles was purchased in the "ethnic hair" section of Target.

Just sayin'. Don't stress on the labeling 'tart.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:32 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Easier to believe LTS isn't crazy than to believe that you have a girlfriend, or that you've ever set foot in Nepal.

Fixed that for you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:35 am

poptart wrote:You know, there was very important discussion, information and messages posted there.
Most importantly, this was the only place where God's Word was relayed.
This has all been wiped away?

No, doofus. Only the forum was deleted. All of the threads were merged into CdS. Isn't that what you requested?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:46 am

Rational thought isn't his area of expertise, Magoo.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:27 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
poptart wrote:You know, there was very important discussion, information and messages posted there.
Most importantly, this was the only place where God's Word was relayed.
This has all been wiped away?
No, doofus. Only the forum was deleted. All of the threads were merged into CdS. Isn't that what you requested?

Oh, that sounds good.

I casually looked for the threads but didn't see them.

The State · Post by **The State** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:31 am

... and the mentally ill, continue their run

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:04 pm

poptart wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
poptart wrote:You know, there was very important discussion, information and messages posted there.
Most importantly, this was the only place where God's Word was relayed.
This has all been wiped away?
No, doofus. Only the forum was deleted. All of the threads were merged into CdS. Isn't that what you requested?
Oh, that sounds good.

I casually looked for the threads but didn't see them.

Quite possibly the discussions in that forum were not that Goddamn compelling?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:31 pm

R-Jack wrote:Quite possibly the discussions in that forum were not that Goddamn compelling?

Satan's FIRST method was to say that God's Word is not important. Genesis 3:1-6.

The time will arrive when you come correct.

Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

- Jesus (Matthew 4:4)

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:50 pm

Any god that would ban knowledge is not worth worshiping. It is more logical to understand that Bible as the demented ramblings of Bronze Age priests.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:33 pm

poptart wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Quite possibly the discussions in that forum were not that Goddamn compelling?
Satan's FIRST method was to say that God's Word is not important. Genesis 3:1-6.

R-Jack is Satan?
It's all very clear now...

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri May 01, 2015 3:17 am

I don't believe in Satan or Hell. And I am skeptical of Heaven.

Help?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 01, 2015 3:27 am

We can't see those things, so of course we can be skeptical of them.
At a time, I was way beyond skeptical.

What we can see is the state of disarray, chaos and suffering the world is in.
And we can feel our own chaos -- and how things just don't work out.

The Bible tells us exactly why this is so, and you won't read this anywhere else.

So if you're asking for help in believing those three things are real, I recommend reading these three things.
Then go from there.

1. Genesis 1:26-28
2. Genesis 2:17
3. Genesis 3:1-6 -- and then read on from Genesis 3:7-20.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri May 01, 2015 12:51 pm

So, if I get what pop is saying, if your life is a complete trainwreck, jesus will get you through it.

I actually agree with him, but, how about those of us that have things more or less under control?

Rack those of us that can get through the day without the opiate of the masses.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 01, 2015 1:07 pm

Genesis 3:4
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 01, 2015 3:53 pm

smackaholic wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Speaking for myself, if I need a comb, it's time for a buzz cut. I haven't used a comb in 20 years.

Speaking for Goobs, it's time for a wax job.
Rack it.

Hair combing is for women and faggits

no shit who uses a comb in this day and age?
ever heard of a wire brush.....

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri May 01, 2015 6:46 pm

poptart wrote:Genesis 3:4
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

On my cracked phone it read like "the serpent slid into the woman"

First I was like

Then I was like "time for a new phone"