Baltimore.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:17 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: That's what we need to do. Legitimize cops acting as judge, jury and executioner.

P.S. site/sight
You got that right citizen.

Technically, either works in this case, but, yeah, sight is what I meant.

At least I got the punctuatin' rite.

Smackaholic, that was a joke for Goober, not you.

Hope you understood that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:38 pm

Don't feel bad, smack. I didn't understand his joke, either.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:52 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Don't feel bad, smack. I didn't understand his joke, either.

So, never saw Judge Dredd?

That's cool, it was a bad movie.

Joke wasn't much better.

C'est la vie.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:00 pm

No, never saw that movie. If I want to watch bad cinema, I'll dial up "The Terror of Tinytown".

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:08 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:No, never saw that movie. If I want to watch bad cinema, I'll dial up "The Terror of Tinytown".

Ahh, the story of Moving Sale. That IS terrifying.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:53 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:If you're cuffed and not belted in the back of a van/paddywagon, bracing your fall with your head as the vehicle careens around a corner could do some serious damage.

Rough rides are also called "nickel rides," and are typically given to suspects who flee on foot and force the officers to chase them. They're not unique to B'more and have been used by various PDs for years. I especially like the term foot tax to characterize the reason for their being issued.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:42 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Again - put body cams on all cops and have it mandatory for them to be on at all times during their shifts. It would clear up a whole lotta shit.

Hell yeah. It would make some great footage on these guys banging these young female deputies and getting knobbers behind the donut shop.

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/local/was ... /26513047/

This after 2 civilian jail employees took a couple of gang bangers into a supply closet and fucked them in there. Got them 4 years each for that. Cameras on all of them ....

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:05 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:No, never saw that movie. If I want to watch bad cinema, I'll dial up "The Terror of Tinytown".
Ahh, the story of Moving Sale. That IS terrifying.

Is there any moment of the day when you are NOT thinking about me?

As for Bmore, which came first, the thug cop or the street thug?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:19 pm

It's called a joke. A very tiny joke.

Lighten up Francis.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:54 pm

Moving Sale wrote:As for Bmore, which came first, the thug cop or the street thug?

What's the difference?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:54 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Smackaholic, that was a joke for Goober, not you.

Hope you understood that.

Yes, I did. Forgive my quoting faux pas. Should have quoted him directly.

Like Goobs, I did not understand your robocop reset.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:57 pm

Well, Judge Dredd. If you had seen it or knew the character, it would make sense...kinda.

Don't bother, it's a bad movie, at least the Stallone version. Sandra Bullock was pretty hot in that tight, black leather though.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:22 am

Smackie wrote:I especially like the term foot tax to characterize the reason for their being issued.

Yes.

The term did provoke a *chuckle* from me.

Applying the concept to our board, I can think of a handful (at least) of posters who should be scroll taxed.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:28 am

I'd be willing to bet that 80% of the "protesters" couldn't pick Freddie Gray out of a 5 man lineup......

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:46 am

80% (at least) of the protesters couldn't pick their father out of a 5 man lineup.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:02 am

Unfortunately, poptart's statement is likely true as well as rack worthy.

That woman that bitch slapped her wannabe gangster son has 6 kids, multiple fathers. Rack the hell out of her for trying to steer her son away from that bullshit, but she is fighting a losing battle. And all the fukking gubmint programs in the world won't fix it.

Memo to black dude:

Find yourself a good woman. Marry her and fukking hang around afterwards. Raise your own fukking chillins. And when your 15 year old punk boy steps out of line, pound him like a tent stake.

Memo to gubmint:

Stop trying to fill the shoes of deadbeat dad.

One more memo to gubmint:

Stop regulating companies to death. Maybe, just maybe some of them will come back to places like B'more and the D and provide decent jobs for the poor fukks that live there. The sad fact is that despite big improvements in opportunities for balcks over the last 60 years, typical 18 year old balck city kid in 1955 had a much brighter future than typical balck city kid in 2015. That kid likely lived with his dad and could get a decent yob out of high school in the local factory. Those jobs are gone and so is daddy. He has been replaced by uncle sugar. But, I guess it is OK, so long as we have cheap flatscreens and iphones.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:12 am

smackaholic wrote:
Memo to black dude:

Find yourself a good woman. Marry her and fukking hang around afterwards. Raise your own fukking chillins. And when your 15 year old punk boy steps out of line, pound him like a tent stake.

I can see your serious about this, but that would require the majority of black men in the inner cities take RESPONSIBILITY......that a'int happening anytime soon........

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:48 pm

Many many racks for poptart and smackohilic.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:53 pm

smackaholic wrote:One more memo to gubmint:

Stop regulating companies to death. Maybe, just maybe some of them will come back to places like B'more and the D and provide decent jobs for the poor fukks that live there. The sad fact is that despite big improvements in opportunities for balcks over the last 60 years, typical 18 year old balck city kid in 1955 had a much brighter future than typical balck city kid in 2015. That kid likely lived with his dad and could get a decent yob out of high school in the local factory. Those jobs are gone and so is daddy. He has been replaced by uncle sugar. But, I guess it is OK, so long as we have cheap flatscreens and iphones.

Most of the decent-paying blue collar jobs have been off-shored. It's not the government regulations. It's the trade agreements we've entered into.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:56 pm

It is all of the above, goobs.

I am fine with some protectionist legislation, but it won't fix the problem by itself.

We should trade openly with our friends, primarily the euros and a few asian countries. We should not with countries like China that go out of their way to fukk us in various ways.

Would the price of nikes and iphones go up? Yeah, some, but I don't believe it would be as much as some might think. It wouldn't be that much at all if companies didn't have the regulatory big balck cock of government rammed as far up its arse as it currently is. Same goes for big labor.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:05 pm

Regulating businesses to death?

You mean like the republicans are doing to Texas clinics that provide women abortions?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Fri May 01, 2015 3:24 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:Regulating businesses to death?

You mean like the republicans are doing to Texas clinics that provide women abortions?

No more regulations than other day surgery centers. Just making them all play by the same rules.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri May 01, 2015 2:26 pm

trev wrote:The cops who work this area probably profiled Gray as a drug dealer/criminal. Turns out they were right. At least his parents "seem" decent enough to speak out against the violence.

By the way, don't run from the cops. You will get roughed up.

Like Chris Rock said, If the police have to chase you, they're bringin' an asswhuppin' with them. And they really don't care what color you are. I don't believe they have black asswhuppin's and white asswhuppin's.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri May 01, 2015 3:40 pm

It's something, I guess. I would still prefer a firing squad for those pieces of shit.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 01, 2015 3:44 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/0 ... ll_article

Freddie Gray's death ruled a homicide: 6 Baltimore police officers charged

the cops mistake was in not securing him in the back of the paddy wagon.....I've read reports that another person in the back of the van said Grey was throwing himself around and when the cops would turn a corner, Grey would exaggerate the motion and hurtle himself into the side of the van.....if found to be true, I don't think the cops should be charged with murder or manslaughter, but all should be terminated for being stupid......

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri May 01, 2015 4:09 pm

That was no mistake, copsucker.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 01, 2015 4:13 pm

mvscal wrote:That was no mistake, copsucker.

okay mr. guilty until proven innocent....I have no love for cops, but if that fucktard was partly responsible for inflicting injuries upon himself, why should the cops have to pay for that?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri May 01, 2015 4:16 pm

So...he broke his own neck then, did he? Is that your story?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 01, 2015 4:20 pm

mvscal wrote:So...he broke his own neck then, did he? Is that your story?

I don't know, but more importantly YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER
if he was trying to get himself messed up so he could claim police violence then file a police brutality suit against the city of Baltimore, he could have thrown himself against the van wall at the wrong angle and broken his own neck very easily....but we won't know what happened until the facts of the case come to light.....

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri May 01, 2015 5:04 pm

Superman fell off a horse and snapped his neck. It really doesn't take that much effort. That being said, it should be SOP to buckle paddy wagon monkeys in definitely need a paddy cam as well

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri May 01, 2015 5:22 pm

The first fact is that Baltimore PD has a long and thoroughly documented history of placing cuffed and shackled suspects into the van unsecured and then driving erratically with the intention of causing bodily injury.

The second fact is that Gray shouldn't have been in the van in the first place as they have already determined that there was no probable cause for arrest.

The third fact is that you love cop cock up your ass.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri May 01, 2015 5:48 pm

Felix wrote: I don't know, but more importantly YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER
if he was trying to get himself messed up so he could claim police violence then file a police brutality suit against the city of Baltimore, he could have thrown himself against the van wall at the wrong angle and broken his own neck very easily....but we won't know what happened until the facts of the case come to light.....

Wow, you are clueless. Apparently Feelsdix is right next to Diego on the Cop Union Cock Chugging carousel.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri May 01, 2015 5:53 pm

Felix wrote:I have no love for cops, but if that fucktard was partly responsible for inflicting injuries upon himself, why should the cops have to pay for that?

Wow, you really believe the whole "he severed his own neck?"

Feelsdicks, why don't you go ahead and slam your head against a brick wall a few times, let us know if you sever your neck. Maybe after that you can sever your wrists, keep us from reading your ridiculous drivel.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri May 01, 2015 6:23 pm

Caught another cop lying on stand last Tuesday. Said he smelled pot in my client's car. On cross he admitted that all he found was some "loose" pot on the floor. Under further, withering, cross he admitted he didn't even know the difference between the odor of growing, dried, burning or burnt pot. Of course the judge found some other reason to deny the suppression motion.... And this is with ALL white people involved.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri May 01, 2015 6:34 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Of course the judge found some other reason to deny the suppression motion....

Of course he did. Gotta keep that dope money flowing in. Did they seize the car?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri May 01, 2015 6:35 pm

Felix wrote:I've read reports that another person in the back of the van said Grey was throwing himself around and when the cops would turn a corner, Grey would exaggerate the motion and hurtle himself into the side of the van.....

STOP THE PRESSES AND REVERSE THAT POST-INVESTIGATION INDICTMENT. FELIX READ SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri May 01, 2015 6:53 pm

mvscal wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Of course the judge found some other reason to deny the suppression motion....
Of course he did. Gotta keep that dope money flowing in. Did they seize the car?

No just the $1,100 my client had... wrapped in an $1,100 pay stub receipt. We will adjudicate the legality of that next week.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat May 02, 2015 5:23 am

R-Jack wrote:
Felix wrote:I've read reports that another person in the back of the van said Grey was throwing himself around and when the cops would turn a corner, Grey would exaggerate the motion and hurtle himself into the side of the van.....
STOP THE PRESSES AND REVERSE THAT POST-INVESTIGATION INDICTMENT. FELIX READ SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!

no the only thing I've read is a bunch of psycho assholes calling for these cops heads without knowing any of the facts.....if the cops are guilty, then they should be put away for life.....but hows about we let justice take its course and give the cops the same treatment we'd give anybody.....you know, that whole
"innocent until proven guilty" law we live with.....yeah I know it's pretty tedious, but wait til you've heard all the facts before passing judgement.....

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun May 03, 2015 1:07 am

Papa Willie wrote:2. Freddie had heroin in him.

And that's an important factor in this case. Suspects commonly ingest the evidence of their crimes to avoid arrest. It's very possible that Freddie did this, suffered seizures in the van (the other prisoner in the van heard him flopping around), and broke his neck in the process.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun May 03, 2015 8:37 am

Interesting..three white cops, three black--one of which looks like a tranny. This isn't about race--though bounce neck boy was effectively profiled since birth--it's about cops! Sure, they might not convict these guys (hottie badass mulatto DA sitting on our collective face), but there could still be another riot, right? Isn't what all of this glaring incompetence is about? Building up a necessary response?

Yes, we're shooting you..