It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:39 am
...you're stuck on Earth, while I kick it on Mars.
You only dream you could "live the life"
We drop science and we drop it HARD. Not that any of you earthbound dead-enders would know...
Oh...and my girlfriend is from Mars. You can only fantasize about green pussy. I'm living the Martian dream.
Enjoy the 3rd dirt-fuck from the Sun, chumps.
TOO funny
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:40 am
Our thin atmosphere doesn't lend itself to wind chimes...I'll give you that...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:45 am
Olympus Mons = 69,649 ft
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Dinsdale
Lord Google
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by Dinsdale Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:49 am
Do they have glass corks on Mars?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:56 am
Dinsdale wrote: Do they have glass corks on Mars?
We use "space corks". You don't have them on your pathetic Earth.
When it's time to fry a steak or marinate a brisket, we pop 'em.
too funny
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:08 am
Just stay home and enjoy your "life" for what it is...
Pathetic
You couldn't afford to live here:
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:10 am
You need, to insert more commas in places, where they don't belong. But other, than that you're off to a great start.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:13 am
the truth
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
The State
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by The State Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:25 am
It's good... being "the truth".
EAP wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:39 am The STATE has all the answers
poptart
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by poptart Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:29 am
RACK Marty!
BSmack
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by BSmack Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:31 am
That's American bode. Very useful with Canadian strippers.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
Dr_Phibes
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by Dr_Phibes Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:25 am
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Olympus Mons = 69,649 ft
Olympus Mons = 69,649 ft
Mt Everest.......................... = 29,029 ft
size
DOES matter
too
funny
FT.............
FY
The State
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by The State Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:38 am
This thread was rolling... and had some potential... then one too many Canadians entered the fray.
EAP wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:39 am The STATE has all the answers
Dr_Phibes
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by Dr_Phibes Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:56 am
SORRY...........................
'man'
Carson
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by Carson Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:42 am
The State wrote: It's good... being "the truth".
If you say so.
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In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:31 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: You need, to insert more commas in places, where they don't belong. But other, than that you're off to a great start.
He also needs to put completely unnecessary "quotes" around more words. But the "effort" is totally rackable.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
The Seer
Just the Facts
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by The Seer Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:13 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Olympus Mons
I'll see your mons and raise it.
***
edit NSFW Below Goobs is right.
danger
ok
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:11 pm
Nice picture to have pop up at work. Idiot.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
The Seer
Just the Facts
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by The Seer Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:06 pm
nsfw
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:36 pm
The Seer wrote: nsfw
And that shows up where in the title of this thread?
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
