The R-Jack Interview

[Smackie Chan]

R-Jack will be my guest on TrollTalk this evening starting around 8:45 Eastern, give or take a few minutes. Be there. Or don't.

[Moving Sale]

And I just click on the radio link?

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

That's all. Just a click.

[BSmack]

You have to be able to reach the link.

[Diego in Seattle]

Smackie/Barflie;
You know, if you like, you know, edit out all the times that R-Jack said you know, you can pare down the hour long interview to, you know, like about twenty minutes.

You know?

[R-Jack]

You know....that was fun.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Rack Smackie for doing this. I was sleeping and missed it but hope to catch future shows.

Smackie posts links to all the shows, so you can listen to them any time, like a podcast.

I'd imagine you need something to occupy your time.

[The State]

Solid interview. I have a new respect for R-Jack.


As the crow flies... I'm about 10 minutes away from R-Jack... in reality due to roadways I'm around an hour or so away.

Me: (Rich people and yachts)... and I'm sure this is just a coincidence: R-Jack ( Child Molesters, White Trash, and Meth Labs)... yet, I do see a missing bridge from Benicia (Gangs, Meth Labs, and Truck Stops) to Martinez.


This map is fairly accurate of the area... other than San Francisco, which is completely different due to the "tech tards" who have moved into "The CIty".

I'd also add... "Hella Big Trees" to the (Rich people and yachts) as well as, Youtube, Facebook, and Google... and every other tech company to San Francisco.







Once again, R-Jack's honesty was refreshing.

It reminded me of Steph Curry's MVP acceptance speech on (Comcast Bay Area) today.


Good job, R-Jack !

... and fuck that "horse" that you initially road in here with.

[Smackie Chan]

Smackie posts links to all the shows

The R-Jack interview is posted here.

[Screw_Michigan]

Oh my

[The State]

Actually, now that I take a closer look at the map...

... I'm in the (Hella Big Trees) just west of (San Quentin), just south of the (Freeway to Wine) and just north of (Rich people with Yachts).

Kinda confusing since all three regions are in Marin County and all are full of "rich people".


Anyways, R-Jack seems like a good guy... and I hope Van isn't DEAD.

I remember talking to Van... and offering him my place in The Sierra's... for a place to kick back while he was going through Chemo... yet, he declined. It was just an hour from where in lived in "Sacramento"... being that it's in Nevada CIty.

[R-Jack]

Even Novato? (scratch that. the map clearly cuts off before the 707.)

Still, Martinez is light years better than Rodeo. Home of Joe DiMaggio and the hot slut from Real World: Denver

[R-Jack]

... I'm in the (Hella Big Trees) just west of (San Quentin), just south of the (Freeway to Wine) and just north of (Rich people with Yachts).

Corte Madera

[R-Jack]

Still, Martinez is light years better than Rodeo. Home of Joe DiMaggio and the hot slut from Real World: Denver

...and Sonny from General Hospital. Holy Shit. I'm in the epicenter of talent.

[The State]

Even Novato? (scratch that. the map clearly cuts off before the 707.)

Still, Martinez is light years better than Rodeo. Home of Joe DiMaggio and the hot slut from Real World: Denver

Was she that chick that was an Oakland Raiders cheerleader ???


Anyways, "Lefty" Gomez...





... was, born in "Rodeo"... and did die in "Novato".


So, there is that.

[The State]

... I'm in the (Hella Big Trees) just west of (San Quentin), just south of the (Freeway to Wine) and just north of (Rich people with Yachts).

Corte Madera

San Rafael

[The State]

Still, Martinez is light years better than Rodeo. Home of Joe DiMaggio and the hot slut from Real World: Denver

...and Sonny from General Hospital. Holy Shit. I'm in the epicenter of talent.

Who is Sonny ?

[Atomic Punk]

Actually, now that I take a closer look at the map...

Kinda confusing since all three regions are in Marin County and all are full of "rich people".

I remember talking to Van... and offering him my place in The Sierra's...

You are a pathological liar.

You've been called out repeatedly these last few days for various things like spending time in Nepal, having a girlfriend of 5 years, Cal grad, Cal football player, etc. I don't doubt that you live somewhere near/in the Gay Area. However, you don't live in the "City" as you've just admitted. Then, you being an expert in the area got confused to where you live from the cartoon map? No shit you don't live in Marin County.

You also have a place in the Sierra's? I thought that mountain range is called the "Sierra Nevada." Doesn't matter as you are a total fraud.

[R-Jack]

... I'm in the (Hella Big Trees) just west of (San Quentin), just south of the (Freeway to Wine) and just north of (Rich people with Yachts).

Corte Madera

San Rafael

Close enough.

[poptart]

Smackie, R-Jack, good job.
Some funny moments -- and R-Jack, some good insights into your divorce situation.

I liked your sentiments at the end of the interview.
TALK SOME SHIT, people!
lol


Smackie: What are your political leanings?

R-Jack: My political leanings are really, let's face it, we're all fucked.

[R-Jack]

You know,
I listened to the playback of the, you know, interview. You know, at some point, I was waiting for, you know, to hear someone say, you know "and boom goes the dynamite"

You know what I mean?

[The State]

Actually, now that I take a closer look at the map...

Kinda confusing since all three regions are in Marin County and all are full of "rich people".

I remember talking to Van... and offering him my place in The Sierra's...

You are a pathological liar.

You've been called out repeatedly these last few days for various things like spending time in Nepal, having a girlfriend of 5 years, Cal grad, Cal football player, etc. I don't doubt that you live somewhere near/in the Gay Area. However, you don't live in the "City" as you've just admitted. Then, you being an expert in the area got confused to where you live from the cartoon map? No shit you don't live in Marin County.

You also have a place in the Sierra's? I thought that mountain range is called the "Sierra Nevada." Doesn't matter as you are a total fraud.

Are you still a nurse... collecting bedpans in Fresno and dressing in drag ?


Not that I give a shit... other than pointing out that you're an idiot.


Psst... It's called... the "Sierra's" by people in California.

Since you live in Oklahomo west aka (Fresno)... you were never educated enough to know better.

[The State]

You know,
I listened to the playback of the, you know, interview. You know, at some point, I was waiting for, you know, to hear someone say, you know "and boom goes the dynamite"

You know what I mean?

It's part of our Northern California dialect that we don't hear... you know.


Shit, we may have Minnesota in us... you know


Uff da

[R-Jack]

Hella true.

[Moving Sale]

Thank god you finally lost those stupid sigs.

I always coach any of my clients who are going to testify to stay away from the verbal tics. "To tell the truth" and it's variants are the worse but "you know" is a close second. No we don't know, that's why you're answering the question.

[The State]

Thank god you finally lost those stupid sigs.

I always coach any of my clients who are going to testify to stay away from the verbal tics. "To tell the truth" and it's variants are the worse but "you know" is a close second. No we don't know, that's why you're answering the question.

Ok, you lost me...


... are you saying your "clients" are retards ?

[R-Jack]

At least you coach them.

I sat on Jury Duty and had to endure a witness for the defendant saying "NawIMean" four times each sentence.

[Moving Sale]

Thank god you finally lost those stupid sigs.

I always coach any of my clients who are going to testify to stay away from the verbal tics. "To tell the truth" and it's variants are the worse but "you know" is a close second. No we don't know, that's why you're answering the question.

Ok, you lost me...


... are you saying your "clients" are retards ?

No my clients are the smartest people in the world, that's how they ended up in court.

[Moving Sale]

At least you coach them.

I sat on Jury Duty and had to endure a witness for the defendant saying "NawIMean" four times each sentence.

Some getto accent is ok, but when they start in with the "gat" type references I put the breaks on that as much as possible.

[The State]

At least you coach them.

I sat on Jury Duty and had to endure a witness for the defendant saying "NawIMean" four times each sentence.

Ouch.


Sounds like you got a degree in Alabama... that day.


Rack you... naw mean ?

[The State]

Thank god you finally lost those stupid sigs.

I always coach any of my clients who are going to testify to stay away from the verbal tics. "To tell the truth" and it's variants are the worse but "you know" is a close second. No we don't know, that's why you're answering the question.

Ok, you lost me...


... are you saying your "clients" are retards ?

No my clients are the smartest people in the world, that's how they ended up in court.

I laughed.

[Wolfman]

Painful listening to the "divorce court" segment. Sounds like it was painful for R-Jack to recall it, his "you know" meter jumped to 11 on that.
Just think of the dossier Smackie is building.

[Mikey]

BTW...

Nobody from California calls the Sierras the "Sierra's". Sierra's is a (former) restaurant in Canoga Park

[Smackie Chan]

You need to get some of our lunatic fringe on - I could see the Arbitron soar for that shit

Sounds like a plan. When can I schedule you? :wink: