Conspiracy Theories

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 17, 2015 2:23 am

Do you believe in any of them? My contractor told me that the government is looking into our personal lives more than we think. Those drones aren't for the criminals, they are for the every day common man. I find this really hard to believe.

My father in law believes in aliens and crop circles being created by an outside force.

I'd have to say I'm pretty gullible, but in the opposite way. I don't think government has crazy secrets, don't believe in aliens, chem-trails and all that stuff. Am I just in denial?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun May 17, 2015 2:33 am

You know what would be a better topic that hasn't been discussed here?

Talk about what really happened on 9/11. You might get some responses.

Have no idea why

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 17, 2015 2:53 am

What really happened on 9/11?

Discuss.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Sun May 17, 2015 2:53 am

as well they should,

it's time to cut out the deadwood, clean up the cities, weed out the weaklings and strengthen the strain.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun May 17, 2015 5:12 am

Excuse me, did you say "conspiracy theories" and "9/11" in the same sentence? Well, you're in luck because there really is an all-time conspiracy theory that's been attached to that outrageous act from which all things now are seen as having come before or after. And it's this...supposedly a group of Muslim terrorists decided to fly airliners into the WTC towers and pentagon. Their leader would immediately deny any involvement so as to further confuse and terrify the public. And these terrorists, though completely untrained or prepared in any way to deal with agencies such as the FBI, CIA, DIA, NORAD and the entire American air defense system, were able to easily avoid any detection or even the slightest interference in dropping three sky-scrapers, covering the tracks for the looting of several trillion dollars, and starting a Permanent War. Sure, you're thinking, that's impossible. Sky-scrapers don't just drop in perfect free fall from a fire, and the entire system of air defense--the most sophisticated and practiced in the world--doesn't just conveniently shut down for the few hours necessary...and untrained non-pilots can't suddenly fly like the very best experts. And the forensic evidence for all of this surely isn't sealed and destroyed immediately.

Nope, what we've got is the Mother of All Conspiracy Theories. Sure, it's total bullshit, but what's amazing is that the same folks who fomented it in the first place seem to have a dedication to maintaining its acceptance. Yes, they're on the job as we speak..as you read this...

Lots of lies...at this table...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun May 17, 2015 5:27 am

My thanks to you LTard to kill trev's shit thread.

THIS, is your only purpose here.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun May 17, 2015 5:36 am

AP wrote: Shit posters: Screwey, mstoolio, pedo, feelsdix,

This is like making the Final Four...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun May 17, 2015 5:37 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Screw Michigan wrote: Shit posters: Screwey, mstoolio, pedo, feelsdix,
This is like making the Final Four...

Don't sell yourself short. You are a tremendous slouch.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 17, 2015 6:21 am

Atomic Punk, you obviously are hating on this topic for some reason and I don't understand why. You must know someone who believes in conspiracy theories or you have an opinion one way or another. If not, why even bother posting in this thread?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:00 am

I have a brand new roll of Reynolds Wrap,
Let's get it going

Chemtrails...Real or not?

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:02 am

Y2K wrote:I have a brand new roll of Reynolds Wrap,
Let's get it going

Chemtrails...Real or not?

Do you still roll... with the tranny ?

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:16 am

trev wrote:Do you believe in any of them?

Well, I did break the not so complicated Fresneck code...

Y (why) 2 (too) K (gay)... and the u-haul "trans"portation system of cross "dress" country bandits.

That ranks right up there... with moving from California to Nebraska... and calling it a "lateral" move.

So, there is that.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:27 am

m2oolio
Is it true they need to freeze your corpse to preserve the DNA of the entire Castro District?

The Rainbow lives on....

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:33 am

Y2K wrote:m2oolio
Is it true they need to freeze your corpse to preserve the DNA of the entire Castro District?

The Rainbow lives on....

It was a simple question...

The State wrote:Do you still roll... with the tranny ?

Well ?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:42 am

Do I?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:48 am

What if Y2K gave his password away a long time ago to AP and nobody ever knew?

Or maybe Shrubber

or....?

I love my tin foil hat

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:51 am

What's wrong with Nebraska? Every state in this union has it's beauty. Even Florida. Let's not state bash. If all states were the same, how boring would that be.

California is no better than Nebraska and vice versa.

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:52 am

So, what you're basically saying is... you're embarrassed you ever spent time with the "tranny" and haven't seen her since the roadie from New Jersey ?

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:57 am

trev wrote:What's wrong with Nebraska? Every state in this union has it's beauty. Even Florida. Let's not state bash. If all states were the same, how boring would that be.

California is no better than Nebraska and vice versa.

Really ?

You're an alcoholic.

Every "state"... looks the same when you fall down on the bed with one foot on the floor so the room stops spinning.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:03 am

The State wrote:So, what you're basically saying is... you're embarrassed you ever spent time with the "tranny" and haven't seen her since the roadie from New Jersey ?

Do I have to remind you that you sold windchimes at Rennfaires?

What could I possibly be embarrassed about....ever?

Other than my tin foill hat

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:12 am

trev wrote:What's wrong with Nebraska? Every state in this union has it's beauty.

Pssst...

... lets play a game.

California...

Nebraska...

You go next...

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:19 am

The State wrote:
Really ?

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:24 am

Y2K wrote:
What could I possibly be embarrassed about....ever?

"Driving Miss Tranny"... all over the country ?

Was that the end of your relationship... or do you still call midnight (Friday Night) ?

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:36 am

trev wrote:

Still trying to find the beauty in Nebraska... that she told us about.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:42 am

I'll play your little game, simpleton.

Cali:

Neb:

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:59 am

trev wrote:I'll play your little game, simpleton.

Cali:

Ummm... that's "Slowcal"... aka Mexico... you fucking drunk.

trev wrote:Neb:

I laughed...

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 17, 2015 9:13 am

Yawn....

I can think of a more desirable place to live on the coast than a coldly decorated house on a crowded hill.

But, whatever tickles you pink, whippersnapper.

The State · Post by **The State** » Sun May 17, 2015 9:39 am

trev wrote:Yawn....

I can think of a more desirable place to live on the coast than a coldly decorated house on a crowded hill.

What are you babbling about... you fucking drunk... ?

There's a reason why we call you... "Slowcal's"

Too funny...

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sun May 17, 2015 12:13 pm

I'd be more concerned about the amount of information Google & Facebook have on you than the Government
They make Government information collection agencies look like complete amateurs!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 17, 2015 12:35 pm

Kick their asses, Milton.

:twisted:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun May 17, 2015 12:52 pm

Probably the 2nd most ridiculous of all the fake ObaMao pictures.

The pose. Wtf?
Looks very natural.

Not to mention, kid Soetoro looks nothing like the purported old man.

There.
Who's your daddy?

Btw, are there any photos of Sasha and Malia when they were very young kids?
Any?
Any family photo prior to '07 -- when they were "assembled" as a family?
I've seen none.

No photo of pregnant Michelle, or Michelle with a newborn?

The guy is a laffable fraud.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun May 17, 2015 12:55 pm

Oh, one picture we do have.

Looks real.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 17, 2015 1:20 pm

'tart, is it your conclusion that the damage caused by this African huckster is irreparable?
Can America ever right herself and pull back from the abyss, or has your illegitimate despot dashed the future of your once great nation?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 17, 2015 1:23 pm

BTW, have the "Stick-In-The-Bucket" playoffs started? I'm totally psyched for May Madness! Shit is going to get REAL! :grin:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun May 17, 2015 1:42 pm

lol

Yeah, I can't get enough of that awesome game.
I'll learn the proper leg kick one of these days.

Marty, it seems that America is absent from Biblical end time prophecy.
Absent.

So...

Well, my own read on things (without consulting with *INSIDE SOURCES*) is that there is going to be major upheaval before Barry's 2nd term is up.

A gut feeling, and based a bit on events I see going on.

I'm not a prophet.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun May 17, 2015 2:35 pm

Wonder why we never see any pictures of Milton's "residence." Actually I suppose it really isn't much a wonder after all. He's a wind chime hawking carney who sleeps on a pissed soaked couch in somebody else's garage.

Prove me wrong, Melty.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 17, 2015 3:03 pm

mvscal wrote:Wonder why we never see any pictures of Milton's "residence."

Isn't this it?

He went through all the trouble of hiring a professional photographer to do the shoot...he wouldn't lie to us...

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun May 17, 2015 3:06 pm

missjo wrote:I'd be more concerned about the amount of information Google & Facebook have on you than the Government
They make Government information collection agencies look like complete amateurs!

Fuckin yep! Big Brother has nothing on Big Business when it comes to invasion of privacy.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 17, 2015 3:11 pm

C'mon, Milton. Drop some science on these fools. Post a pic of your sweet ass crib.

Okay losers, prepare to have egg dripping from your faces... :twisted:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 17, 2015 3:13 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
missjo wrote:I'd be more concerned about the amount of information Google & Facebook have on you than the Government
They make Government information collection agencies look like complete amateurs!
Fuckin yep! Big Brother has nothing on Big Business when it comes to invasion of privacy.

Except Google doesn't want to "indefinitely detain" you or "simulate drowning" while you're strapping to a gurney.

They just want you to loosen up your wallet.