The Final Four... NBA

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed May 20, 2015 2:27 am

... the most exciting sport in all of professional sports... and it's not even close.

If you come from some shithole.... like Nebraska, Kansas City, Alabama, Michigan, Utah, Wisconsin, etc.,

You're probably looking forward to another night... of nothing going on again.

Anyways, for those that enjoy sports... we've got a wild one going on in 'Baghdad" for the conference finals.

Otherwise, enjoy another night of "Dancing with the Stars" with your mom or girlfriend.

It's halftime... and all I have to say is...

Boom, Shaka Lacka !!!

We've got a wild one ...

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed May 20, 2015 3:41 am

you know who I am...

Live from Winterland

the truth

What a gem...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed May 20, 2015 3:44 am

I've heard there is an NBA forum here for those that give a shit.

So the "City" is now Oakland too?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 20, 2015 3:48 am

The State wrote:

Boom, Shaka Lacka !!

A phrase brought to the NBA by Brian Wheeler, Trailblazer announcer, almost 20 years ago (obviously it's from NBA Jams, via Sly).

Yet another epic fail in originality.

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed May 20, 2015 4:14 am

Dinsdale wrote:
The State wrote:

Boom, Shaka Lacka !!
A phrase brought to the NBA by Brian Wheeler, Trailblazer announcer, almost 20 years ago (obviously it's from NBA Jams, via Sly).

Yet another epic fail in originality.

You mean like "Baghdad by the Bay"... the one where you said, "Port-lonely" came up with the phrase ???

That didn't work out to well for you... did it ?

I'm surrounded by tards....

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed May 20, 2015 4:25 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I've heard there is an NBA forum here for those that give a shit.

So the "City" is now Oakland too?

The worse thing that EVER happened to California... was "the dust bowl" and how "the cool people" let a bunch of Okies into the state.

Think the "Grapes of Wrath"

Rack us for having ZERO... Okies living in the Bay Area... and only 5% blacks.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed May 20, 2015 5:06 am

You brag about the wealthy places by posting pics of places in the Bay Area you've never resided. Meanwhile, I lived in Mountain View and Sunnyvale for many years and did quite well there. I'm still doing quite well now, mstoolio.

Do you claim that area as your own also like you do now by gravy training Oakland... where you don't live?

You are a total fraud and nobody believes anything you say. When the pot wears off in a few hours... (yes, when I talked to you years ago, you were toking up)... smoke up and respond some more. Show more pictures of places you cannot afford.

Truth is, you are a total compulsive liar and you do not realize what a joke you are.

The State · Post by **The State** » Wed May 20, 2015 6:35 am

Atomic Punk wrote:You brag about the wealthy places by posting pics of places in the Bay Area you've never resided. Meanwhile, I lived in Mountain View and Sunnyvale for many years and did quite well there. I'm still doing quite well now, mstoolio.

Do you claim that area as your own also like you do now by gravy training Oakland... where you don't live?

You are a total fraud and nobody believes anything you say. When the pot wears off in a few hours... (yes, when I talked to you years ago, you were toking up)... smoke up and respond some more. Show more pictures of places you cannot afford.

Truth is, you are a total compulsive liar and you do not realize what a joke you are.

Pssst.... tranny.

Much like you forget to put your bra on some days... so goes your brain.

ask a mod... where I've been posting from for the last 10 years while I'm not on the road.

By the way, this thing about you saying that you've talked to me... is fucking creepy.

I've never met you... and you say that you've talked to me... please explain how ?

You're more than welcome to post my address and phone number (enter the owl)... or forever be known as the west coast tranny's version of Roger the shrubber.

creepy fucking queer.

too funny.
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The State · Post by **The State** » Wed May 20, 2015 7:20 am

Curry's daughter steals the show...

too funny

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 20, 2015 11:43 am

Athletes should be contractually barred from bringing their spawn to press conferences.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed May 20, 2015 12:39 pm

The Stoolio wrote:

By the way, this thing about you saying that you've talked to me... is fucking creepy.

I've never met you... and you say that you've talked to me... please explain how ?
'

This in itself tells me you are a drug addict. You were beyond loaded from smoking pot the few times you called me.

You used to call and try to get me to go to Ren Faires to show me how you make so much money. You specifically were talking about buying me a plane ticket to meet up with you at some freak show to hawk your chimes and to see the hot "babes" that visit those events.

You said you work about 6 months a year and were complaining about the stock of metal tubes you use in order to "manufacture" your high quality chimes. The stock you received at the time was flawed according to you. You talked about the frequencies that you get from each of the 4 tubes.

Remember, the disgraced poster known as Omegaverb even bought a set off you and took a picture with chimes you sold him to post on his successful dating site profile. He was holding a stick with 4 strings and some silver metal tubes in the picture. You DO remember selling Omegaverb chimes and then him posting a picture of them right?

The times you DID call me you sounded stoned and talked like this: "Duuuude"... (with long pauses between sentences), and how you got this whole wind chime thing all figured out. If you deny any of this, then it further supports my claim of you as being a total fraud. If you want, I can tell you what your real name is. Any of this ring a bell?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 20, 2015 12:47 pm

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed May 20, 2015 1:20 pm

and only 5% blacks.

I'm still laughing

The Oracle is in Oakland, the only place darker than Harlem.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed May 20, 2015 3:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm torn. I like the Warriors starters, their playing style, their coach...

Yet I'm a big McHale fan.

Gotta go with toolio's boys.

In the East, again, a quandary in that it would be nice to see the Hawks finally do something, but...

Dad being from near Cleveland, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for all things around Lake Erie. Huge Indians fan, used to love the Browns (not so much since they became the Ravens, then reconstituted as a new team), and the Cavs...meh. But this looks like their best opportunity in years to claim a title.

Fuck it...GO HAWKS!

Finals: Warriors over Hawks in 5.

I'm torn.

I was a San Francisco Warriors fan as a kid. My dad actually took me to a few games at the Cow Palace (in Daly City BTW) where I once saw Rick Barry put up 49 against Wilt the Stilt and the 76ers, when they were the best team in the NBA.

I always thought McHale was a goon, and toolio makes it impossible to even think about pulling for the Warriors.

Fuck it... GO HAWKS!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 20, 2015 4:49 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Athletes should be contractually barred from bringing their spawn to press conferences.

If he's supporting the kid, it should be OK. That would cut down on most of it anyway.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 20, 2015 5:33 pm

I'll say this, AP and his spreadsheet seemed to have taken a dark turn for Tools.

Good story and we'll see how it plays out.

Indeed.

Too funny.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed May 20, 2015 5:35 pm

I'm torn between I don't give a fuck & Who fucking cares.

People are still watching that mess?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 20, 2015 5:49 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:I'm torn between I don't give a fuck & Who fucking cares.

People are still watching that mess?

200lio vs Atomic Panties or the NBA?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 20, 2015 7:11 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:I'll say this, AP and his spreadsheet seemed to have taken a dark turn for Tools.

Good story and we'll see how it plays out.

Indeed.

It is possible that AP was talking his "hot 27 year old girlfriend and thought he was hearing a 40 year old wind chime fairy. The two probably sound similar.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 20, 2015 7:32 pm

BSmack wrote:It is possible that AP was talking his "hot 27 year old girlfriend and thought he was hearing a 40 year old wind chime fairy. The two probably sound similar.

Hmm, hadn't considered that.

That doesn't leave a troubling image or anything.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed May 20, 2015 8:18 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:I'm torn between I don't give a fuck & Who fucking cares.

People are still watching that mess?
200lio vs Atomic Panties or the NBA?

Both.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed May 20, 2015 9:40 pm

BSmack wrote:It is possible that AP was talking his "hot 27 year old girlfriend and thought he was hearing a 40 year old wind chime fairy. The two probably sound similar.

No, but I can see how it would confuse a short, fat, ugly, and pasty-white shitbag like yourself who wants to cling to anything to deflect your self-loathing... in any thread.

Crawl back under your trash can lid, Oscar.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 20, 2015 9:53 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Crawl back under your trash can lid, Oscar.

whoa

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:31 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Crawl back under your trash can lid, Oscar.

You're drunk a bit earlier than normal. Rough day at Home Depot?

The State · Post by **The State** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:41 am

I'm not sure If I should call... "Human Services" and link to the freak poster known as AP ?

It's one thing to be a ped like "Diego in Seattle"... and notify the authorities in Washington... and have the case called "open'... to this day.

Unreal.

...and being a $10 an hour former Home Depot engineer of the paint department... and knows my name... is his proof ??????

too funny.

I also know just about everyone on this board's... real name... from shutyomouth to R-Jack... and I can assure you... I've never talked to them on the phone.

At least you have someone on this board that loves you... (Y2K)... since he loves you so much he gave you his password ???

You're a fucking mess...

Thank god... we still have mental hospitals in California.

The State · Post by **The State** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:05 am

Two minutes left... in Fatlanta... and a 2 possession game.

Edit... 4 point game with a minute to go...

Make your move... Hawks

The State · Post by **The State** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:12 am

Wow... demi moore's husband just curled in fear... as Lebron came down the lane with a minute to go.

gAme over.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:56 am

mstool, so you are denying you've called me several times and offered to buy me a plane ticket to see how you roll at Ren Faires? If you deny this, then that's all that needs to be said. What I've previously stated IS the truth.

You are a compulsive liar. Deal with it.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 21, 2015 5:50 am

The State wrote:I'm not sure If I should call... "Human Services" and link to the freak poster known as AP ?

It's one thing to be a ped like "Diego in Seattle"... and notify the authorities in Washington... and have the case called "open'... to this day.

Unreal.

So you've called "Human Services" on pedo? Why aren't you banned for getting your pussy kicked... again? Did you know you can get banned for doing such a thing when threatening someone's real work here? From what I can tell, pedo does a fine job doing the minimum to keep his job working for the DMV, AND posting on this board while he is at work. So you can only get him for stealing time off the gubmint teat, at best.

I do believe you are a total piece of shit, a coward, a pussy, a loser, a fraud, and a compulsive liar to start.

Prove me wrong.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu May 21, 2015 5:59 am

The State wrote:I also know just about everyone on this board's... real name... from shutyomouth to R-Jack... and I can assure you... I've never talked to them on the phone.

But you have yelped out their names as you jammed a dildo up your ass.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:08 pm

At first I thought AP would be the dark horse with m2 barely in the running. But the more he posts, AP evens the odds. He is champing at m2's bit now and I'd say it's neck and neck going down the stretch, with AP being the probable ringer for 1st tard in a photo finish.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu May 21, 2015 8:05 pm

Papa Willie wrote: The Hawks get to play...the refs...

Oh, get over yourselves.

Fucking typical Hawk crybabies.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:20 pm

Imus wrote:

The State · Post by **The State** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:40 am

The officiating in this game has been brutal... worse I've seen all year.

Warriors should have been up 30.

Game over.

Too funny.

The State · Post by **The State** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:53 am

Where you at... 'go coogs" ???

They win a game... and he's here in about 7 seconds.

They lose a game... and we may never see him again.

That's one thing I learned about "Uston' fan... while living there.

Too funny.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:04 am

The State wrote:The officiating in this game has been brutal... worse I've seen all year.

So pretty much par for the course? I watched a bit at the end since hockey had finished up for the night. Horrible fucking shit. What the fuck happened to intentional foul calls?

The State · Post by **The State** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:17 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
The State wrote:The officiating in this game has been brutal... worse I've seen all year.

So pretty much par for the course? I watched a bit at the end since hockey had finished up for the night. Horrible fucking shit. What the fuck happened to intentional foul calls?

Are you telling me... you freaks are still playing "soccer on ice" at around midnight... (cannibal/Wisconsin) time... on a Thursday night???

unreal.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:33 am

The State wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
The State wrote:The officiating in this game has been brutal... worse I've seen all year.

So pretty much par for the course? I watched a bit at the end since hockey had finished up for the night. Horrible fucking shit. What the fuck happened to intentional foul calls?

Are you telling me... you freaks are still playing "soccer on ice" at around midnight... (cannibal/Wisconsin) time... on a Thursday night???

unreal.

Hockey was done.... by 10 PM Central Time. You have any explanations for.... the abomination that is NBA refereeing.... you clueless fucking tard?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 22, 2015 4:43 am

I watched the game, the officiating was fine. Turnovers were what kept Houston in the game, not the zebras. And James Harden going off. If you really want a whistle on every play you'll have to wait for Big Ten basketball to start up again next winter.

Golden State played their C game and still won. They're pretty good.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:43 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I watched the game, the officiating was fine. Turnovers were what kept Houston in the game, not the zebras. And James Harden going off. If you really want a whistle on every play you'll have to wait for Big Ten basketball to start up again next winter.

Golden State played their C game and still won. They're pretty good.

Officiating should never be the reason for the difference in the game. There are always questionable calls and non-calls, but the Rockets undoing is their role players not showing up in Game 2. Howard and Harden did everything they could, but Smith and Brewer were absolute shit. Yeah, I suppose you can make an argument the Warriors played their C game, but the Rockets didn't play their A game either.

Warriors were favored by 10.5 and 10 in the first two games at home. I think it's time the Rockets get a little credit for making both games at Oracle go down to the wire. Golden State hasn't loss there in 4 months.