Looks like there's a down side...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat May 23, 2015 10:47 pm

...to telling veterans how special they are all of the time. Some of them might develop a huge sense of entitlement.

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-news ... pt-images/

What a tumbling, tumbling dickweed. I hope he dies from an unfortunate boating accident this weekend while celebrating his own self importance.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat May 23, 2015 10:50 pm

Oh, and have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend everyone! :jimmah:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat May 23, 2015 10:51 pm

Sorry, one more thing... what kind of assWHOLE eats at Red Robin? Worst...chain...ever...

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat May 23, 2015 11:57 pm

Wonder if Hillary Clinton writes things like that on her tabs. Nice try MGO.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat May 23, 2015 11:59 pm

We don't eat out often but when we do, i leave at least a 20% tip.

Unless it's at a casino buffet, where they are fattening you up like a Thanksgiving turkey before the slaughter.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun May 24, 2015 12:21 am

Buffets disgust me. We don't eat at home often unless it is grilling or a holiday, etc.

As for tipping, it all depends on the service. Excellent service gets about 25%. Mediocre service is around 17%. Poor service is about 10%. And down right awful service is 0%.

Good service should be rewarded as it isn't an easy thing to do. Poor service should not be encouraged at all.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 24, 2015 12:35 am

Wolfman wrote:Wonder if Hillary Clinton writes things like that on her tabs. Nice try MGO.

What's that hag got to do with it? I swear, I could start a thread about cheesecake and you'd find a way to make it all about those evil democrats.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun May 24, 2015 4:21 am

I hope one of the staff slaps got busy and washed *THE MAN's* car while he was there, too.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun May 24, 2015 4:41 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Wonder if Hillary Clinton writes things like that on her tabs. Nice try MGO.
What's that hag got to do with it? I swear, I could start a thread about cheesecake and you'd find a way to make it all about those evil democrats.

At least he's predictable. One step forward, two steps back for ol' Wolftard.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun May 24, 2015 12:05 pm

The signature looks like it came from a 12 year old boy. I suspect this might be fake to try to make "T Brannigan" look like a douche.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 24, 2015 12:29 pm

smackaholic wrote:...a 12 year old boy.

something-something-Diego-something

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 24, 2015 12:30 pm

Sorry guys...rough night...I'm not %100 yet...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 24, 2015 4:05 pm

smackaholic wrote:The signature looks like it came from a 12 year old boy. I suspect this might be fake to try to make "T Brannigan" look like a douche.

So a server at a Red Robin got a 12 year old boy to fake a signature on a patron's tab in order to shame a hypothetical serviceman?

Sounds legit. :?

Nah, it's a lot more likely there's a selfish cheapskate with poor penmanship roaming around.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 24, 2015 6:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...there's a selfish cheapskate with poor penmanship roaming around.

Sincerely, B_Smack

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun May 24, 2015 6:31 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
smackaholic wrote:...a 12 year old boy.
something-something-Diego-something

Did typing that make you come you pedophilic weasel?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 24, 2015 6:34 pm

Your obsession with my body is creepy, you white-flag waving midget.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 24, 2015 6:48 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...there's a selfish cheapskate with poor penmanship roaming around.

Sincerely, B_Smack

Bullshit!

Bsmack's penmanship is wonderful.

lots'a practice cashing all those checks...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 24, 2015 7:16 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Your obsession with my body is creepy, you white-flag waving midget.

Did you just go double-preemptive IKYABWAI?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun May 24, 2015 8:16 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Your obsession with my body is creepy, you white-flag waving midget.

So you are a plagiarist and a pedophile. Anything else we should know about you Mr. Vanilla?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun May 24, 2015 8:28 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Sorry guys...rough night...I'm not %100 yet...

That's okay. We don't expect much from America's hat (and that's often what we get).

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun May 24, 2015 8:41 pm

Left Seater wrote:Buffets disgust me.

Why is that?

Sounds kinda' elitist, are you related to Rack Fu?

Do grass clippings offend you?

I love an all you can eat crab leg buffet. I like not having to wait to be served or on the check when we're done. I really don't see a downside to a well stocked buffet.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun May 24, 2015 9:20 pm

Left Seater wrote:Buffets disgust me.

We call bullshit.

Sin,
Anyone who has seen your picture

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:43 am

It would appear Red Robin invites that sort of riff-raff into their restaurant, no sympathy from me. It's like acting shocked that KFC is attended by blacks on Toonie Tuesday.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:08 am

88 wrote:I wonder what the douchebag waiter said or did to prompt the soldier to do that?

Might have done something, might not have. Vets, just like farmers, cops, jizz moppers, etc..... are not all good guys. Believe it or not, I have met a douchebag or two in uniform throughout my time in the military.

2th the callout on LSer's alleged buffet aversion. Dude doesn't look like he's passed on a meal in quite awhile.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:16 am

War Wagon wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Buffets disgust me.
Why is that?

Sounds kinda' elitist, are you related to Rack Fu?

Do grass clippings offend you?

I love an all you can eat crab leg buffet. I like not having to wait to be served or on the check when we're done. I really don't see a downside to a well stocked buffet.

If you read this Board you will see that I cut my own grass.

As to buffets stand to the side and watch your fellow eaters for thirty seconds. Notice the guy in blue just took a leak, didn't wash his hands and just grabbed the serving tongs. Then there is Mr Sniffles who keeps running his hand up to his nose repeatedly. He is followed by Fattie Pattie that uses her fingers to serve herself. She is followed by picky runner mom who puts a little dab of something on her plate then dips her finger into it on her plate to taste it. (All good right, she put it on her plate to sample. It is good until she touches the next serving spoon or tongs.)

So it has nothing to do with elitism and everything to do with cleanliness. (Yes stuff happens in kitchens as well, but it isn't the same at all. See Dateline, kitchen cops, etc, etc.

Diego and 'holic, you may be on to something. I should only eat at buffets and I would lose a crap ton of weight.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:24 am

I don't eat at buffets if I can help. It's not an elitist thing. It's a taste thing. Most buffets have bad food.

Exception is this place we have called Soup Plantation. It's a soup and salad buffet. It used to be a lot better but I will eat there.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon May 25, 2015 4:48 am

As a business venture, it's an odd approach. Your target customer is lacking in money and most likely suffering from PTSD.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon May 25, 2015 6:50 am

Left Seater wrote:As to buffets stand to the side and watch your fellow eaters for thirty seconds. Notice the guy in blue just took a leak, didn't wash his hands and just grabbed the serving tongs. Then there is Mr Sniffles who keeps running his hand up to his nose repeatedly. He is followed by Fattie Pattie that uses her fingers to serve herself. She is followed by picky runner mom who puts a little dab of something on her plate then dips her finger into it on her plate to taste it. (All good right, she put it on her plate to sample. It is good until she touches the next serving spoon or tongs.)

So it has nothing to do with elitism and everything to do with cleanliness. (Yes stuff happens in kitchens as well, but it isn't the same at all. See Dateline, kitchen cops, etc, etc.

Diego and 'holic, you may be on to something. I should only eat at buffets and I would lose a crap ton of weight.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon May 25, 2015 6:56 am

Left Seater wrote:
As to buffets stand to the side and watch your fellow eaters for thirty seconds. Notice the guy in blue just took a leak, didn't wash his hands and just grabbed the serving tongs. Then there is Mr Sniffles who keeps running his hand up to his nose repeatedly. He is followed by Fattie Pattie that uses her fingers to serve herself. She is followed by picky runner mom who puts a little dab of something on her plate then dips her finger into it on her plate to taste it. (All good right, she put it on her plate to sample. It is good until she touches the next serving spoon or tongs.)

For someone that NEVER hits "the buffet"... you sure have vivid imagination.

Of course, I've NEVER seen someone say they've just run a "triathlon"... and looked like they gained 20 lbs. after the race.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 25, 2015 9:56 am

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:26 pm

The State wrote:
Left Seater wrote: For someone that NEVER hits "the buffet"... you sure have vivid imagination.

Of course, I've NEVER seen someone say they've just run a "triathlon"... and looked like they gained 20 lbs. after the race.

And yet you were to scared to accept the Hungus triathlon challenge laid at your feet.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:38 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

l to r... C-cup, B-cup

Sin,

AP

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 25, 2015 2:08 pm

88 wrote:I wonder what the douchebag waiter said or did to prompt the soldier to do that?

So why couldn't the "soldier" write bad or rude service on the bill instead of a lame cop out? Under your scenario, that makes him both a douche and a coward.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:36 pm

It's not "soldier" anymore, it's "warfighter." Kind of like how it's biracial now, instead of mulatto.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon May 25, 2015 3:24 pm

Left Seater wrote:So it has nothing to do with elitism and everything to do with cleanliness.

If it makes you feel any better, you are not alone. Everywhere you go now, you'll see hand sanitize stations setup, people wearing masks like they were getting ready to perform surgery.

But it must suck to walk thru life paranoid, afraid of catching someone else's germs, breathing the same air they do, constantly washing your hands.

I wonder who sanitizes the sanitized?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 25, 2015 3:59 pm

Rack Whitey. It's been a while since I've been to a buffet but I can't ever remember getting sick from one. Every day you walk out your front door you expose yourself to germs. Touching shopping carts, opening doors, using restrooms, shaking hands, elevators, planes, trains, subway, etc. You're doing a disservice to your immune system by constantly trying to prevent contact with germs.

I believe Lefty used to play offensive line where he constantly found himself in a pile with large sweaty dudes, so I'm surprised he's this much of a namby pamby.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon May 25, 2015 4:07 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:It's not ~~"soldier"~~ "policeman" anymore, it's "warfighter." Kind of like how it's biracial now, instead of mulatto.

FTFY

BTW, fuck that guy and "his service."

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon May 25, 2015 4:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rack Whitey. It's been a while since I've been to a buffet but I can't ever remember getting sick from one. Every day you walk out your front door you expose yourself to germs. Touching shopping carts, opening doors, using restrooms, shaking hands, elevators, planes, trains, subway, etc. You're doing a disservice to your immune system by constantly trying to prevent contact with germs.

I believe Lefty used to play offensive line where he constantly found himself in a pile with large sweaty dudes, so I'm surprised he's this much of a namby pamby.

Hey we each have something that makes us unique. I just happen to avoid buffets and carry hand sanitizer and a red sharpie damn near everywhere I go.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon May 25, 2015 6:55 pm

Left Seater wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Buffets disgust me.
Why is that?

Sounds kinda' elitist, are you related to Rack Fu?

Do grass clippings offend you?

I love an all you can eat crab leg buffet. I like not having to wait to be served or on the check when we're done. I really don't see a downside to a well stocked buffet.

If you read this Board you will see that I cut my own grass.

As to buffets stand to the side and watch your fellow eaters for thirty seconds. Notice the guy in blue just took a leak, didn't wash his hands and just grabbed the serving tongs. Then there is Mr Sniffles who keeps running his hand up to his nose repeatedly. He is followed by Fattie Pattie that uses her fingers to serve herself. She is followed by picky runner mom who puts a little dab of something on her plate then dips her finger into it on her plate to taste it. (All good right, she put it on her plate to sample. It is good until she touches the next serving spoon or tongs.)

So it has nothing to do with elitism and everything to do with cleanliness. (Yes stuff happens in kitchens as well, but it isn't the same at all. See Dateline, kitchen cops, etc, etc.

Diego and 'holic, you may be on to something. I should only eat at buffets and I would lose a crap ton of weight.

So you fly planes, vacation all over the world, and you're a germaphobe.

I hate to break it to you dude, but you're not Howard Hughes.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon May 25, 2015 7:52 pm

Not really a germaphobe, just have a thing against buffets.