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Not really a germaphobe, just have a thing against buffets.
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Dude, you're a germaphobe.....but not a very good one. You admit to eatting out a lot. Do you think the treatment your food receives behind your back is any better than what you see right in front of your face?

As Mspooo said, we live in a world of nasty germs and you are buttfukking your immune system in the mouf by trying to protect it from that nasty dirty world. Now get out there to the nastiest chinese buffet you can find and "eat like a killer whale". Who was the fat fukk that did that standup bit?

As for good buffets, the best I ever had was a chink one in nocal (Eureka, I think). It was absolutely amazing. I thought I was gonna react the Mr Creosote scene from MP's the meaning of life.
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smackaholic wrote:Dude, you're a germaphobe.....but not a very good one. You admit to eatting out a lot. Do you think the treatment your food receives behind your back is any better than what you see right in front of your face?

As Mspooo said, we live in a world of nasty germs and you are buttfukking your immune system in the mouf by trying to protect it from that nasty dirty world. Now get out there to the nastiest chinese buffet you can find and "eat like a killer whale". Who was the fat fukk that did that standup bit?

As for good buffets, the best I ever had was a chink one in nocal (Eureka, I think). It was absolutely amazing. I thought I was gonna react the Mr Creosote scene from MP's the meaning of life.

Go back and read my previous posts. I know stuff happens in kitchens as well, but I don't see it happen in front of me. As for my immune system that is a bunch of crap. I have been extremely healthy and haven't been sick in years. You can point to anything you want but I will take my actual reality.
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Left Seater wrote:...just have a thing against buffets.
Fair enough.

As I wrote earlier, we rarely eat out. One reason for that is that the wife and I can seldom agree on where to eat, so i just have whatever the hell she's cooking, stfu and be happy. She's a pretty good cook, actually, and there are always leftovers to take to work the next day.

With a buffet though, you can always find something you like.
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88 wrote:I wonder what the douchebag waiter said or did to prompt the soldier to do that?
You know, the customer could just be, you know, an asshole.
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smackaholic wrote:You admit to eatting out a lot.
What? And have trophy-wife accidentally chip a nail doing something as déclassé as cooking a meal?
Have you lost your mind?
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Left Seater wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Dude, you're a germaphobe.....but not a very good one. You admit to eatting out a lot. Do you think the treatment your food receives behind your back is any better than what you see right in front of your face?

As Mspooo said, we live in a world of nasty germs and you are buttfukking your immune system in the mouf by trying to protect it from that nasty dirty world. Now get out there to the nastiest chinese buffet you can find and "eat like a killer whale". Who was the fat fukk that did that standup bit?

As for good buffets, the best I ever had was a chink one in nocal (Eureka, I think). It was absolutely amazing. I thought I was gonna react the Mr Creosote scene from MP's the meaning of life.

Go back and read my previous posts. I know stuff happens in kitchens as well, but I don't see it happen in front of me. As for my immune system that is a bunch of crap. I have been extremely healthy and haven't been sick in years. You can point to anything you want but I will take my actual reality.
Yeah, because you eat out all the time and have filthy messicans in back seeing to it that your immune system gets regular workouts.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
smackaholic wrote:You admit to eatting out a lot.
What? And have trophy-wife accidentally chip a nail doing something as déclassé as cooking a meal?
Have you lost your mind?
I laffed, but mostly because it is so far from the truth.
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trev wrote:I don't eat at buffets if I can help. It's not an elitist thing. It's a taste thing. Most buffets have bad food.

Exception is this place we have called Soup Plantation. It's a soup and salad buffet. It used to be a lot better but I will eat there.
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