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Getting m2 the help he needs

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Hello, everyone. The purpose of this thread is to assist m2 in getting the professional psychiatric help he needs to overcome his "issues" so that he can not only become a better person but also a better poster.

Now, m2, I realize that your natural response to this thread will be to lash out at me with anger and personal attacks...and I accept that. But rather than retaliate, I am going to let you get all of that resentment out of your system so we can move on to the next phase. What's the next phase, you ask? Please see below.

I've been in contact with several therapists around the Bay Area and finally settled on one I feel would be able to help you tremendously. His name is Dr. Paul Dubin and here is his bio:
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My approach is best described as interactive, personable, nonjudgmental, and aimed at bringing about change that's both meaningful and real. I tend not to view people's issues or concerns as a form of pathology or neurosis, but rather as particular problems in living. I see each person as genuinely unique, and so avoid cookie-cutter approaches. My role is to help individuals and couples work through problems as effectively and efficiently as possible, in a way that builds confidence, self-respect, hope, and, ultimately, a fresh way of living life.

I draw from various sources for ideas and insights, including Humanism, Buddhism, social psychology, and cognitive science. I also specialize in clinical hypnosis, and make selective use of it in my counseling. I take my work seriously, and believe deeply in what I do.
Note: As with most psychologists, there is a fee associated with the first session. If, however, you do not wish to continue and feel, too, that our initial discussion was not very helpful, then I will respectfully waive that fee.

https://therapists.psychologytoday.com/ ... esultsName
Dr. Dubin and I had a wonderful chat that lasted about 15 minutes. He asked me to describe some of your symptoms so I laid them out the best I could:

- Compulsive liar
- Feelings of insecurity and low self-esteem which are manifested through creating a false identity online
- Instigates "battles" in which the patient attempts to portray a superior level of sophistication, wealth, and intellect over others
- Alcohol and drug abuse (not 100% certain but most likely)

I had more to say but Dr. Dubin practically cut me off. He told me that he specializes in dealing with patients with these symptoms and should have "no trouble" helping m2. He sounded quite confident...perhaps even a little cocky...but I trust his judgment.

As you can see from his web page his rate is not cheap but I assured him that you are a very successful windchime salesman. If, however, chime sales are down this quarter, then we as a collective board can look into starting a fund to raise the money necessary for you to complete the treatment.

I urge you to call Dr. Dubin right away to get your first appointment scheduled. Don't worry, the initial consultation is free!

For the rest of you reading this thread, PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A SMACK FREE ZONE. PLEASE LEAVE ALL RUDE COMMENTS AND CHILDISH INSULTS AT THE DOOR!

Thank you, and good luck to you m2. Please keep us updated through your journey of healing.
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Rack you Magoo, for trying to reach out and help one of the board's lesser lights.

Best of luck on your journey, m2. You loony bastard.
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Goober McTuber wrote:You loony bastard.
This is a smack free zone Goobs. If you truly want to help m2, you gotta clean it up.

You're better than this
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Dr. Dubin and I had a wonderful chat that lasted about 15 minutes. He asked me to describe some of your symptoms so I laid them out the best I could:

- Compulsive liar
- Feelings of insecurity and low self-esteem which are manifested through creating a false identity online
- Instigates "battles" in which the patient attempts to portray a superior level of sophistication, wealth, and intellect over others
- Alcohol and drug abuse (not 100% certain but most likely)
- serial ellipsis abuse
FTFY
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One step at a time M2. Footprints in the sand.
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Beautiful metaphor, Jay.

"The journey of healing begins with one small step" -- someone at some point

Thanks for understanding guys, and for keeping this thread serious in nature.
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I'm just not sure how m2 could benefit from seeing the rapists.
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Tobias Funke would disagree.
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R-Jack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You loony bastard.
This is a smack free zone Goobs. If you truly want to help m2, you gotta clean it up.

You're better than this
Probably not.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Is that psychiatrist even from SF?

No? Yawn...





NEXT.
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This thread is worse than the threads it mocks.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Is that psychiatrist even from SF?

No? Yawn...





NEXT.
I hear he treats pedophiles. You should call him.
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When did you stop raping your son?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Nice IKYABWAI.
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Nice white flag...now, be a good midget and climb down off Junior.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I'm worried about our dear friend M2. He has yet to answer our collective pleas for help.

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It's a long and lonely road M2, please know you don't have to take the journey alone.

We are here for you. T1B cares.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Nice white flag...now, be a good midget and climb down off Junior.
Way to double down you pedophilic weasel.
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Moving Sale wrote:This thread is worse than the threads it mocks.
You have your own threads?
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Fellas, fellas. This is not the time for bickering and unpleasantness. We all have a collective duty to support M2 in his time of spiritual and emotional crisis. If we focus our energies on positive healing and affirmations, we can get our brother back on the proper path. Being cast adrift in a city as confusing and moist as San Francisco could be very troubling.

Time for thoughts and prayers.

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So "M2" is the same veering lunatic as "the state"? The same annoying twirp who I was prepared to "smack" on the boulevard? How pathetic.
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LTS, if you weren't so caught up in your own personal theories and conspiracies, you would have noticed this much, much earlier. I find it troubling and just a bit unsettling that you would turn a blind eye to one of your own. Bear in mind, M2 has feelings. He has suffered long enough, please be a good fellow and pick up this wayward soul and carry him along in spirit.

Find your inner Vogel. Now is the time.
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Moving Sale wrote:This thread is worse than the threads it mocks.
Sale! How's it hangin', brother?

I'm so glad you stopped by this thread because, incidentally, Dr. Dubin and I briefly chatted about you as well. I told him you are another individual I am deeply concerned about and I shared with him your observable symptoms: Extreme hostility, aggression, bitterness, small man syndrome, small penis syndrome, last word syndrome, obsessor of black cock, IKYABWAI disorder, possible tourettes, and pedophilic tendencies.

He gave me a couple recommendations for doctors in your neck of the woods, so I'll be happy to shoot you a PM with the contact info...
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Good man MGO, Mr. Sale is very much a candidate for the couch. I believe it was Freud who said, "A belligerent state (yes, you Mr. The State) permits itself every such misdeed, every such act of violence, as would disgrace the individual."

MS does suffer from any number of psychological and anti-social disorders and we mustn't stand by and watch another man, a very tiny man, writhe in the misery of his own bitter anger and shortcomings.

Moving Sale, take one of these and call the doctor in the morning.
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This is going to be quite an expensive endeavor. Is there a way we can offset the cost of potentially two complete emotional rebuilds?

I heard that TLC suddenly has holes in their lineup, due to the Duggar Bugger. Is there a way we can set a meeting to pitch a docu-series on m2 acceptance of his demons and journey through treatment? If this Dubin fellow is as advertised, he could be the next Dr Drew. The exposure would do wonders for Windchime industry too. With m2's celebrity status in the ren-faire community, a show like this will draw the 18-49 shun in/virgin demo in droves.

I'm guessing the series finale of m2 finally setting foot in Berkeley and attending his first Cal game. I'm thinking it can be "where were you" moment in television.

After this thing takes off, we can name our price for the Moving Sale mini-series.
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So obsessing over my height is not enough MGO, you also obsess over my cock. That is more than creepy.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:LTS, if you weren't so caught up in your own personal theories and conspiracies, you would have noticed this much, much earlier. I find it troubling and just a bit unsettling that you would turn a blind eye to one of your own. Bear in mind, M2 has feelings. He has suffered long enough, please be a good fellow and pick up this wayward soul and carry him along in spirit.

Find your inner Vogel. Now is the time.
And by this you mean the standard practice of putting up a new name and pic so as to pretend one is someone else? To gain some new voice? Look, I've noticed for years, by way of obvious grammatical markers, that many of these same fools are the same fools with some new name. So?...What an utterly silly and useless idea. AS for this clown, sure he seems reeling in the meds, but worse, he seems trying for some comic traction, as though his attempt at oblique non sequitur humor could somehow play. Sort of like your own attempt at sarcasm, come to think of it. Too bad neither of you can look in the mirror. :?

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:And by this you mean the standard practice of putting up a new name and pic so as to pretend one is someone else? To gain some new voice? Look, I've noticed for years, by way of obvious grammatical markers, that many of these same fools are the same fools with some new name.
Nick Frisco says what?!? Carol Condit says huh?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

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LTS, facing the mirror is a great first step. You see in M2 the same anti-social behavior that you see in yourself.

This is an excellent start. Be well Nick.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:And by this you mean the standard practice of putting up a new name and pic so as to pretend one is someone else? To gain some new voice? Look, I've noticed for years, by way of obvious grammatical markers, that many of these same fools are the same fools with some new name.
Nick Frisco says what?!? Carol Condit says huh?
Of course i mean at the same time on the same board. I've used different names on different versions of this board, but never two at once. Wow, you are really a dull bulb. I mean it, this along with your dithering childishness concerning 9/11 is shocking. Are you actually functional in your community? Or are you some medicated bed-bound gibbering old disabled fool? Seriously.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:Image
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Moving Sale wrote:...my height....
Yeah...right... :meds:

Nice try...attempting to slide that one by us, you son molesting freak.
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Says the Chosen baby blower..

and this is an essential part of this "culture"?
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