Shit posters

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 29, 2015 5:56 am

According to AP's sig...

AP wrote:Shit posters: Screwey, mstoolio, pedo, feelsdix, LTard

Here's how I rank AP's scab 5, best to worst:

1) Felix - Not belonging on such a list. Brings his best when you expect it least.
2) Diego - Has a take.
3) Screw_M - Not impressing as of late. More effort needed in his offerings. He'll be fine.
4) LTARD - Circumcised frontal lobe.
5) mfool - Total garbage.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri May 29, 2015 12:37 pm

It's a badge of honor to make AP's Shit Posters List (TM), and even better you're hating on me as well.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 29, 2015 1:08 pm

Hate?

AP said you are shit.
I said you'll be fine.
You're nowhere near the bottom five here.

I've enjoyed your stories.
Laundry room happenings, Hanksgiving day, your time working for the Washington Redskins...

Your one and two sentence takes?
Not so much.

Python makes one and two sentence takes work.
You're no Python.

More story time.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:25 pm

poptart wrote:the Washington Redskins...

Did I discuss that here? To summarize: It really sucked.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:37 pm

Yeah, you posted a long story about it back in Katy's special "let's all be nice in here" forum a few years back.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:39 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:It's a badge of honor to make AP's Shit Posters List (TM), and even better you're hating on me as well.

Nobody hates you. You are simply pitied for your functional illiteracy and lack of a washer and dryer...oh, yes, and being a hen-pecked limpy on T.Hanksgiving.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 29, 2015 2:53 pm

poptart wrote:Katy's..."let's all be nice in here" forum

Oh, the irony. How did we not see the writing on the wall. :|

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:06 pm

poptart wrote:According to AP's sig...

AP wrote:Shit posters: Screwey, mstoolio, pedo, feelsdix, LTard
Here's how I rank AP's scab 5, best to worst:

1) Felix

wait, atomic panties thinks I'm a shit poster......fuck, I feel.......empowered
for somebody that allegedly graduated from college, AP has the creative flair of a 67 Buick Regal

(hey if anyone wants to see my diplomas from MIT and Harvard, be sure and let me know)

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:27 pm

mvscal wrote: Nobody hates you. You are simply pitied for your functional illiteracy and lack of a washer and dryer...oh, yes, and being a hen-pecked limpy on T.Hanksgiving.

Sorry, pendejo. I'm not willing to pay thousands of dollars extra per year for the privilege of having my own W/D.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri May 29, 2015 5:59 pm

poptart wrote:Yeah, you posted a long story about it back in Katy's special "let's all be nice in here" forum a few years back.

You realise that everyone posting in that forum was sworn to an "oath of secrecy", right. It was a place of honest and frank dialogue...the contents of which were meant to stay in there.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri May 29, 2015 6:56 pm

mvscal wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:It's a badge of honor to make AP's Shit Posters List (TM), and even better you're hating on me as well.
Nobody hates you. You are simply pitied for your functional illiteracy and lack of a washer and dryer...oh, yes, and being a hen-pecked limpy on T.Hanksgiving.

He may be hen-pecked, but at least his g/f doesn't treat him like a punching bag. And at his place doesn't have more whippings than a antebellum plantation in the 19th century. You wish you were just hen-pecked.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri May 29, 2015 7:23 pm

shutyomouth used to be a habitual shit poster, but he seems to have turned over a new turd...err...leaf.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat May 30, 2015 6:25 am

No, willers, you've lost whatever credibility you might have accrued. You're really a foul and dull affair. And you suck on guitar, a soulless wanker who can only play tedious cliches over one chord. Get it straight.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat May 30, 2015 6:41 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:And you suck on guitar, a soulless wanker who can only play tedious cliches over one chord

then by all means dullard, throw some of your stellar licks up on a youtube channel and let us decide for ourselves if you're a better player....

spray has some sweet tranisitional sounds I'd forgotten about til he resurrected them....you on the other hand, well I don't know because you've never posted any of your skills.....so before you start saying somebody sucks at guitar, post a vid and show us all how it's done.....

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 30, 2015 7:27 pm

Nick is an accomplished skin flute player.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 30, 2015 7:27 pm

...and not too bad on the rusty trombone.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun May 31, 2015 3:27 pm

Papa Willie wrote: Never bragged about myself, nor said I was the greatest.

true dat...I think you've got some seious skills and can recognize someone that's made a go of it in the music business when I see one....we've PM'd enough for me to know you know what the fuck your talking about......your whole "fretless guitar" video was pretty cool.....I've dinked around with those things and came to the conclusion that I'm not accomplished enough to work without frets.....does make a hell of a slide guitar though and you'll eventually reach the note you were trying to get

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 31, 2015 8:23 pm

Rest assured, we bass players will hold down the groove so you guitar players can...

...uh, well...

...do whatever the fuck it is you do.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:17 am

Papa Willie wrote: To me - drums & the bass are the two most important things in a band. They're the foundation. If you've got a shitty foundation, the building falls down...

Now you're just trolling for a LTS TARD response

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:57 am

Which chord sets off the secret explosives?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:40 am

R-Jack wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: To me - drums & the bass are the two most important things in a band. They're the foundation. If you've got a shitty foundation, the building falls down...
Now you're just trolling for a LTS TARD response

The Beatles had a mediocre drummer.

So, we can add meddling no talent gook bitches to the list of things that make bands fall.

Other than the Beatles, I agree with your statement.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:14 pm

R-Jack wrote:Which chord sets off the secret explosives?

The Brown Note?!?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:03 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Luckily the song content won out in spite of him. I always thought "A Day in the Life" would have killed with Keith Moon playing it.

I've always said I think Lennon/McCartney was the greatest song writing team ever, except that it's easy to distinguish when one was solely responsible for a song.....they agreed early on they'd share song writing credits and a lot of their stuff is co-written....but like I said it's pretty easy to distinguish which one had the predominate influence, even on collaborations.....that quality music could make me sound like a good drummer and I've played them all of three times.....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:07 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I always thought "A Day in the Life" would have killed with Keith Moon playing it.

You mean Moon, rather than McCartney?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:25 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I always thought "A Day in the Life" would have killed with Keith Moon playing it.
You mean Moon, rather than McCartney?

Huh? Ringo is credited on "A Day in the Life". According to The Font Of All Human Knowledge:

McCartney played drums on the Beatles' songs "Back in the U.S.S.R.", "Dear Prudence", "Martha My Dear", "Wild Honey Pie" and "The Ballad of John and Yoko".

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:50 pm

Ringo is the drummer of record on "Day in the Life", though all four Beatles added percussion to the track.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:39 pm

Yup, he was the "drummer of record" on almost every track. But it wasn't actually Ringo. Paul would rerecord drum tracks after hours.

Which is why Ringo quit during the White Album sessions. He got over it, and (wisely) came back a few days later.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:48 pm

Dins, every article I've seen mentioned something close to what you suggest, but I would be interested to see where your information came from. It isn't a big secret that Paul would sometimes "clean up" after Ringo, but most every resource I've seen gives Ringo full credit for the drumming on the bulk of Sgt. Pepper.

I have yet to see one article or book on the Beatles that said Paul did a full substitute for Ringo on "Day in the Life". Would you link that up please.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:50 pm

Your google broken?

It was an interview with their manager back in the 80's, or thereabouts.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:09 pm

That's just it Dins, every article I have looked at, Googled, etc. all to a one describe Ringo as the drummer on "Day in the Life". You're talking about an article from an interview from 30 years ago, with no link to support it. I've done my research, however I'm thinking you might be a little lax on your history here. If you can back it up with a link, fine. But I have plenty of resources here that say otherwise.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:58 am

Whoa. I usually make these lists.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:27 am

molly wrote:Whoa. I usually make these lists.

Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous shit poster.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:28 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
molly wrote:Whoa. I usually make these lists.
Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous shit poster.

SCORE!

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:25 am

Papa Willie wrote:Don't mind him. He hates girls.

Whew!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:49 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:That's just it Dins, every article I have looked at, Googled, etc. all to a one describe Ringo as the drummer on "Day in the Life". You're talking about an article from an interview from 30 years ago, with no link to support it. I've done my research, however I'm thinking you might be a little lax on your history here. If you can back it up with a link, fine. But I have plenty of resources here that say otherwise.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What he said.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:18 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Don't mind him. He hates girls.

That's not true. I'd totally fuck your wife...

...if I can borrow your rock climbing equipment and hazmat suit.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:29 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Your google broken?

It was an interview with their manager back in the 80's, or thereabouts.

Sounds like about the time Peter Brown was promoting his book. Because their manager during the Sgt. Pepper sessions ODed not long after.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:36 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Don't mind him. He hates girls.
That's not true. I'd totally fuck your wife...

You'd have to wait your turn behind a large black man who cuckolded Willie a while back.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:10 pm

So you want to fuck a pile of ground-up human being but keep the dick intact?

Got it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:40 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So you want to fuck a pile of ground-up human being but keep the dick intact?

Got it.

I'm pretty sure 'Spray would fuck one of these...