PM to trev

molly · Post by **molly** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:00 pm

Ummmm. I'm not ugly but I'll take a Wisconsin 9. And what jelly? I have some fat thighs still but that's all that's fat on this body. You could play quarters on my stomach. Nice try to smack me but it doesn't work. Molly circa 2003-2012? Gross. Molly now? Not gross.

Goober - personal hygiene is really important. I had a one-night stand with this man who was 54. He rocked my world like the 27 yo did. Amazing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:51 pm

molly wrote:Goober - personal hygiene is really important. I had a one-night stand with this man who was 54. He rocked my world like the 27 yo did. Amazing.

^^^^^^^
Gets it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:54 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ^^^^^^^
Gets it.

Apparently.

molly · Post by **molly** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:56 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: ^^^^^^^
Gets it.

Apparently.

A lot.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:07 pm

Poor Goobs...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:19 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Poor Goobs...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You really are fucking jealous.

Get over yourself, Gramps.

trev is the only woman my heart belongs to here...

... even though she ripped it out and stomped all over it. :(

You, we've all seen where your, uh, "heart" is. Gross.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:35 pm

T1B male anthem that among others, Goobs, Mgo, Marty and Wags salute.

Even Screwy would like this, if he weren't queer as a $3 bill.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:27 pm

Molly, you were never gross.

You all are very welcome for me giving Molly a vine to swing on in here.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:39 pm

War Wagon wrote:T1B male anthem that among others, Goobs, Mgo, Marty and Wags salute.

Even Screwy would like this, if he weren't queer as a $3 bill.

Most overrated, overplayed song in their catalog. Of course Whitey would rack it.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:52 pm

molly wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:ouch
BDSM?

You're thinking of mvsidiot. He's the one who gets "disciplined" by his wife.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:55 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Most overrated, overplayed song in their catalog. Of course Whitey would rack it.

At the BtS show the other night, they covered BOC's "Don't Fear the Reaper" as part of their encore set. Whitey would've been in fucking Heaven...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:48 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At the BtS show the other night, they covered BOC's "Don't Fear the Reaper" as part of their encore set. Whitey would've been in fucking Heaven...

You saw Built To Spill "the other night", which I guess means recently? You're either lying, or I am very jealous. Very.

As for Blue Oyster Cult, this would get me closer to the goal.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:03 am

War Wagon wrote:You saw Built To Spill "the other night", which I guess means recently?

Sure did. I don't listen to BtS much these days, but for a mere $10 cover -- at one of America's finest craft breweries just 5 minutes from my place -- there was no reason not to go.

I'm still trying to figure out if the 1.5 hr wait in line that wrapped around the block was worth it.

The set list was deece and the beer awesome as always, so I'll say "yes"...

After the show I shook Doug Martsch's hand and asked him if they were Boise State fans. He just said he was a basketball fan and pointed to his Portland Trailblazers t-shirt.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:41 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Most overrated, overplayed song in their catalog. Of course Whitey would rack it.
At the BtS show the other night, they covered BOC's "Don't Fear the Reaper" as part of their encore set. Whitey would've been in fucking Heaven...

I saw that, that's pretty cool, actually.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:42 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm still trying to figure out if the 1.5 hr wait in line that wrapped around the block was worth it.

What's to figure?

I would camp out overnight and piss in my empty Bud Light bottles for the chance. What I would not do is drive to Lawrence KS and spend a damn dime of Mizzou money in Jayhawkville when they played there last October. Some prices are too steep and non-negotiable.

In other news, we're going to see Cheap Trick and Peter Frampton on June 18th at Starlight Theater, an absolutely fantastic outdoor venue. I've never witnessed either live. Cross those off the bucket list.

I would trade both for The Cars, however.

Back to BTS, simply ponderous the are playing 2nd fiddle at dives for $10 a pop. I'll never understand that.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:42 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Sure did. I don't listen to BtS much these days, but for a mere $10 cover -- at one of America's finest craft breweries just 5 minutes from my place -- there was no reason not to go.

Their shows always sweet. True pros.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:55 am

War Wagon wrote:
piss in my empty Bud Light bottles

So you can keep drinking bud light all night long?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:04 am

War Wagon wrote:Back to BTS, simply ponderous the are playing 2nd fiddle at dives for $10 a pop. I'll never understand that.

Pffft. That's the only way I can enjoy a show anymore. Once you start seeing bands you like in 500 to 1,000 capacity venues, you'll never go back to "arena rock." I can go take a piss, get another beer, and get back to my spot before the song is halfway over.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:11 am

R-Jack wrote:So you can keep drinking bud light all night long?

Why yes, yes I can.

Should I pass out, the wife will be there to make sure we don't lose our place in line.

She hates BTS but she loves me, what a lucky man I am.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:03 pm

Here's one for a PM to Trev. I'm sure she will put it in her flog bank.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:43 pm

War Wagon wrote:In other news, we're going to see Cheap Trick and Peter Frampton on June 18th at Starlight Theater, an absolutely fantastic outdoor venue. I've never witnessed either live. Cross those off the bucket list.

Cheap Trick is originally from Rockford, just a little ways south of here. I've seen them numerous times going back to their inception in the early 70's. A good friend worked as one of their roadies for many years, and when he ran up some unexpected medical bills a few years back they did a benefit for him. That was the last time I saw them. They still put on a phenomenal live show.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:14 pm

War Wagon wrote:
R-Jack wrote:So you can keep drinking bud light all night long?
Why yes, yes I can.

Should I pass out, the wife will be there to make sure we don't lose our place in line.

Sounds like you're built to spill.

molly · Post by **molly** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:20 pm

Can we just get back to me and trev.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:05 am

Sorry Molly, but no. Wait your turn, buxom wench.

Goober McTuber wrote:
War Wagon wrote:In other news, we're going to see Cheap Trick and Peter Frampton on June 18th at Starlight Theater, an absolutely fantastic outdoor venue. I've never witnessed either live. Cross those off the bucket list.
Cheap Trick is originally from Rockford, just a little ways south of here. I've seen them numerous times going back to their inception in the early 70's. A good friend worked as one of their roadies for many years, and when he ran up some unexpected medical bills a few years back they did a benefit for him. That was the last time I saw them. They still put on a phenomenal live show.

Cool story, really looking forward to CT, more so than the headliner Frampton. I have a feeling that like so many other concerts I've been to, the 2nd act can't and won't match the first. Hope I'm wrong.

Can't speak for anybody else but for me they both grabbed the spotlight in the mid 70's with their live albums, which were terrific. Live at Budakon and Comes Alive were epic. They almost but not quite matched Foghats' live album.

molly · Post by **molly** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:24 am

I'll post a pic of my pussy.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:27 am

I love cats. I don't own one (yet) but I love them for their entertainment value. By the way, what is your pussy's name?

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:57 am

BSmack wrote:Here's one for a PM to Trev. I'm sure she will put it in her flog bank.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Ugh............

Why would he do that?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:11 am

What choice does he have?

molly · Post by **molly** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:09 am

Sweetie O'Malley but we call him Gilly :/

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:48 pm

I thought he lost 100 lbs from weight loss surgery? :?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:48 pm

Chris Christie I mean, not Molly's pussy.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:23 pm

BSmack wrote:Here's one for a PM to Trev. I'm sure she will put it in her flog bank.

350 pounds of shit in a 200 pound bag.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:46 pm

BSmack wrote:Here's one for a PM to Trev. I'm sure she will put it in her flog bank.

Somewhere there is a circus that is missing one of its tents.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Cheap Trick

Budokan is still one of my all time favourite albums. I can listen to that album beginning to end and have a good feeling.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:39 pm

War Wagon wrote:Sorry Molly, but no. Wait your turn, buxom wench.

Goober McTuber wrote:
War Wagon wrote:In other news, we're going to see Cheap Trick and Peter Frampton on June 18th at Starlight Theater, an absolutely fantastic outdoor venue. I've never witnessed either live. Cross those off the bucket list.
Cheap Trick is originally from Rockford, just a little ways south of here. I've seen them numerous times going back to their inception in the early 70's. A good friend worked as one of their roadies for many years, and when he ran up some unexpected medical bills a few years back they did a benefit for him. That was the last time I saw them. They still put on a phenomenal live show.
Cool story, really looking forward to CT, more so than the headliner Frampton. I have a feeling that like so many other concerts I've been to, the 2nd act can't and won't match the first. Hope I'm wrong.

You liked that story?

My roadie buddy, Kirk, needed work back in the early 80's when Cheap Trick wasn't touring, and he hooked up with Kiss. That was back when Gene Simmons was dating Dianna Ross and Kirk got to chauffer her around at times.

At one point Kiss played in Madison with Cheap Trick as the opening act, and Kirk took me backstage. Did some blow with Rick Nielsen. Later on at a hotel bar Kirk stopped me from punching out Gene Simmons because I didn't like the way he was treating the hottie bartender. I'm all chivalrous like that.

Kirk got a hold of me one time in the mid-80's when I was unemployed for the summer. He had a huge stash of frequent flyer miles and asked me if I wanted to fly down to Florida with him. Seems that Cheap Trick's manager was also managing a Dutch band named Vandenberg (fronted of course by Adrian).

Vandenberg was on tour opening for Ozzy. We flew into Tampa and jumped on Vandenberg's tour bus. Travelled with them for a week to three shows in Florida before they dropped us back at the Tampa airport.

We would go backstage with the band before the show, and the venue/promoter would have these jumbo plastic garbage cans filled with juice and Heinekens on ice. No one in the band drank alcohol (they grabbed all of the juice), so Kirk and I would haul all of the Heinekens out to the tour bus. Stayed pretty drunk and high that week, saw a lot of good music up close.

Ozzy's band had their own bus but we occasionally got to mingle. I did not say word one to Ozzy, but that dude was straight up freaking weird 30 years ago. His drummer was Tommy Aldridge (Black Oak Arkansas, Whitesnake) and we actually went out drinking with Tommy a couple of times. Super nice guy, lots of laughs.

Was never a big fan of Frampton when he soloed in the 70s. A bit too poppish. I've heard him more recently on Bob and Tom and his stuff sounded interesting. I bet you'll be pleased.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:They've never been musicians...

To be fair, I don't think they've ever cared to be taken seriously, music-wise.

As long as you lay your cash down for their merchandise...they're happy at the end of the day.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:00 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: As long as you lay your cash down for their merchandise...they're happy at the end of the day.

Of course he is. He's a member of the tribe.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:05 pm

My people know business. Nothing wrong with making ~~an honest~~ a buck.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:30 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I wish you would have hit Gene Simmons. I've never heard a good story about him. I just chalk it up to the fact that he's an insecure musician, who knows he got where he was at via image as opposed to being a musician. They've never been musicians...

Punching Gene Simmons in the face would be like throwing a pebble in the Grand Canyon. Dude is so fucking ugly it wouldn't make a difference. Except he'd sue you, make even more money from you and laugh all the way to the bank. No band has made more from mediocre music than Kiss.