PM to trev

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:12 pm

BSmack wrote:Punching Gene Simmons in the face would be like throwing a pebble in the Grand Canyon. Dude is so fucking ugly......

Being a good looking man is overrated, all that is needed is a big dick & bank......just ask Gene Sim....Shannon Tweed.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:21 pm

BSmack wrote:Here's one for a PM to Trev. I'm sure she will put it in her flog bank.

Finally an answer to the question
“What would it look like if a camel and a moose held hooves while watching a sunset together?”
Chris Christie’s got the entire pedicure department of a zoo up in his baseball pants. That’s a camel toe/moose knuckle situation that could stop traffic on a bridge.
Usually, when you see someone with a crotch that looks like a tightly-wrapped soft fortune cookie, you take a picture for your Camel Toe and Moose Knuckle Hall of Fame scrapbook and then you wonder if anybody told them about the tangled mess that’s happening down below.
Maybe somebody did tell Chris Christie that those tight baseball pants made his balls look like two newborn hamsters spooning.
Maybe he didn’t care. Maybe his crotch looking like donkey lips blowing a kiss is his way of throwing shade at the Democrats?
If Chris Christie don’t care, he should put that on his campaign poster, because being proud of his juicy camel toe game is a selling point.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:42 pm

BSmack wrote: No band has made more from mediocre music than Kiss.

Not true.

Sin,

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:40 am

That is pure unadulterated idiocy. Now if you said no band has ever made more cashing in on 15 years of good to great albums...

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:03 am

Every album they have is shit or stolen. With the exception of one or two songs they suck monkey dick.

molly · Post by **molly** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:59 am

Moving Sale wrote:Every album they have is shit or stolen. With the exception of one or two songs they suck monkey dick.

This is why we get along so well.

Plus, KISS sucks ass too.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:07 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Every album they have is shit or stolen. With the exception of one or two songs they suck monkey dick.
You're seriously saying that the Stones are as bad or worse than Kiss? I'm not a huge Stone fan at all, but that's like comparing gold to shit. C'mon, man...

They were both mediocre, which is what I said.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:08 pm

molly wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Every album they have is shit or stolen. With the exception of one or two songs they suck monkey dick.
This is why we get along so well.

Plus, KISS sucks ass too.

At least seem to embrace their suck.

PS I Love U2!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:38 pm

molly wrote:Plus, KISS sucks ass too.

I've got you pegged as more of a Uncle Kracker/Kid Rock/Papa Roach type of gal. How close am I?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:35 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
molly wrote:Plus, KISS sucks ass too.
I've got you pegged as more of a Uncle Kracker/Kid Rock/Papa Roach type of gal. How close am I?

You forgot linkin park and three doors down.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:45 pm

Joe in PB wrote:
BSmack wrote:Punching Gene Simmons in the face would be like throwing a pebble in the Grand Canyon. Dude is so fucking ugly......
Being a good looking man is overrated, all that is needed is a big dick & bank......just ask Gene Sim....Shannon Tweed.

This guy agrees

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:05 pm

molly wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Every album they have is shit or stolen. With the exception of one or two songs they suck monkey dick.
This is why we get along so well.

A serious lack of well reasoned discernment would appear to be the case with both of these statements.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:47 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
molly wrote:Plus, KISS sucks ass too.
I've got you pegged as more of a Uncle Kracker/Kid Rock/Papa Roach type of gal. How close am I?
You forgot linkin park and three doors down.

Limp Bizkit, Staind, Creed, Godsmack, Sevendust, Nickleback...

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Creed

Worst band....best troll train.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:08 am

I always liked the Stones more for their ability to craft a perfect pop ballad. Songs like Play With Fire, As Tears Go By, and Mother's Little Helper, are incredible.

Safe to say anything Moving Sale doesn't like is a ringing endorsement for it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:18 am

Aside from their ridiculous make-up, costumes and stage antics, KISS wasn't all that bad.

Well, maybe they were, but not to an impressionable 14 year old.

Fuck the fashionista haters.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:53 pm

I will give Kiss this much. When I was 9 I saw them play the Donnie and Marie Show. THAT was the most mind blowing thing I had ever seen. I got over it by the time I was 10.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:48 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always liked the Stones more for their ability to craft a perfect pop ballad. Songs like Play With Fire, As Tears Go By, and Mother's Little Helper, are incredible.

Safe to say anything Moving Sale doesn't like is a ringing endorsement for it.

First off they needed help writing at least (their track record on telling the truth about such things is at the very least suspect) one of those songs.
Second you have no idea what...

Now she gets her kicks in Stepney
Not in Knightsbridge anymore

...even means so take your wannabe rock critic hat and shove it up your arse.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:58 pm

Now she gets her kicks in Stepney
Not in Knightsbridge anymore

The song is about a rich girl slumming it with a poor bloke. The poor bloke is warning her that shit is real in his hood.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:05 pm

Wrong. Care to try again?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:25 pm

Yeah well I know of a building in downtown Cleveland that needs to be razed asap.

The "rock & roll hof" does not include the likes of:

Deep Purple, Moody Blues, Jethro Tull, Steve Miller, Journey, Doobies, etc.

-but-

Does include:

Bill Withers, kiss, donna summer, beastie boys, Madonna, staple singers, sex pistols, abba, public enemy......

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:41 am

Moving Sale wrote:First off they needed help writing at least (their track record on telling the truth about such things is at the very least suspect) one of those songs.

"Needed help?"

If that's the basis for trashing a band then virtually nobody is worthy. 99% of baby boomers worship Led Zeppelin and they straight up thieved some of their riffs.

Second you have no idea what...

Now she gets her kicks in Stepney
Not in Knightsbridge anymore

...even means so take your wannabe rock critic hat and shove it up your arse.

Sounds like you're really impressed with yourself for knowing some random bit of bar trivia, so why don't you share it with us smart guy?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:56 am

What? You are too stupid to read the lyrics for yourself?

As for writing those three songs YOU said they were an example of their great song writing which they are not because they needed help writing one of them.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:44 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I've got you pegged as more of a Uncle Kracker/Kid Rock/Papa Roach type of gal. How close am I?
You forgot linkin park and three doors down.
Limp Bizkit, Staind, Creed, Godsmack, Sevendust, Nickleback...

Y'all are way wrong. Mostly none of the above. I'm a punk rock girl mostly.

I do like a couple Staind songs and that one Creed song about arms wide open as it was playing on the radio when I found out I was pregnant.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:59 pm

Moving Sale wrote:What? You are too stupid to read the lyrics for yourself?

I can see you're bursting at the seams to satiate your smartest-man-in-the-room syndrome so why don't you just tell us. Your next task will be explaining why it's relevant to anything.

As for writing those three songs YOU said they were an example of their great song writing which they are not because they needed help writing one of them.

So if they "needed help" writing a song, it invalidates that song as well as others they didn't "need help" on? Nice reasoning skills, cheagle.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:18 pm

BSmack wrote:
Now she gets her kicks in Stepney
Not in Knightsbridge anymore
The song is about a rich girl slumming it with a poor bloke. The poor bloke is warning her that shit is real in his hood.

I thought the quoted lyrics were about the girl's mother, but I could be wrong. First time for everything and whatsuch.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:53 pm

i'm really starting to like molly

molly wrote: Y'all are way wrong. Mostly none of the above. I'm a punk rock girl mostly.

maybe this should have been a pm.

yes, I do not consider these guys to be punk, more of an oddity

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:05 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always liked the Stones more for their ability to craft a perfect pop ballad. Songs like Play With Fire, As Tears Go By, and Mother's Little Helper, are incredible.

Safe to say anything Moving Sale doesn't like is a ringing endorsement for it.

Lets try this again for the stupid people of which you are one. The stones did not craft all those songs. That's why it's relevant because it directly refutes the above stupid statement made by you.

As for the meaning of Play with fire. The meaning isn't hidden you stupid fuck. You're just too stupid to know it. Which was my original point, which went straight over you pedophilic head.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:MS, please reveal this secret message in the lyrics. They are pretty straightforward, if you ask me.

Unless Mick told you something different, that is.

There is nothing secret about them I just said they were not what Btard said they were.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:21 pm

Good grief there are like 50 words in the whole shitty song.
Talking about her mother the song continues... "He took her diamonds and tiaras...." HE TOOK HER
HE
TOOK
HER

Lights yet?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:32 pm

First of all, the song "Play With Fire" was written under a pseudonym, Nanker Phelge, which is really Mick and Keith. There's nothing deep or insightful about the lyrics, it's simply about the singers relationship with a high society girl, along the lines of "19th Avenue Nervous Breakdown", and the idiom is 'if you play with fire, you get burned'. This as per Mick himself.

Also MS, while I am not a big fan of the Stones by any stretch, your assessment of them as "mediocre" is so far off base it's laughable. It's okay if you don't like 'em, just don't be such a putz about it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:45 pm

He can't help it. He's a weapons grade putz. Period.

molly · Post by **molly** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:38 pm

atmdad wrote:i'm really starting to like molly

molly wrote: Y'all are way wrong. Mostly none of the above. I'm a punk rock girl mostly.

maybe this should have been a pm.

yes, I do not consider these guys to be punk, more of an oddity

You get me.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:18 am

Lookin' good... punk! :grin:

molly · Post by **molly** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:48 am

BarFlie wrote:Lookin' good... punk! :grin:

Lost another few pounds, body healing fantastically.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:36 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:"19th Avenue Nervous Breakdown"

:doh:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:39 am

Carson wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:"19th Avenue Nervous Breakdown"
:doh:

Come on Carson. Be nice.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:56 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: Also MS, while I am not a big fan of the Stones by any stretch, your assessment of them as "mediocre" is so far off base it's laughable. It's okay if you don't like 'em, just don't be such a putz about it.

so they are great but you don't like them or there is a category between great and mediocre that you put them in?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:25 pm

Yeah, I gotta own that one, adding the Avenue was a rather dubious "doh" moment.

Ah well.

The point is still the same.

MS, I didn't say I didn't say, or at least mean I didn't like the Stones, they just aren't one of my first or second choices. They are a great band, no matter what toll time is taking. I don't care for Led Zep either, but it doesn't mean I don't respect them as musicians. Songwriters on the other hand...another topic.

You don't have to be a fan of a group to appreciate what they represent.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:36 pm

They represent mediocrity, thievery, banality and laurel resting in my book.